confusedandzalgofied

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So. It's been WAY too long since I posted anything here

Basically? Not that it matters, but... Artist block + a drawing tablet that wasn't working right + life? Yeah not a good combo. We're still here though!

ANYWAYS! Hopefully. HOPEFULLY this weekend I'll start drawing again and actually get things that have... been... sitting in my ask box for months on end actually answered soon.

The Hive Mind and I apologize for like. Yeaaaaah.

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Hello, this might be the stupidest question of my life. But even though I am uassuy a very non violent person. I want to play fight you. Also to say hello, and how are you? And do you want to play fight?

Fighting? I L̮̙̅̑OVͤͯ̐ͯE͋̂̔̈̚ FIGHTING. Yes. Let's fight. Ṋ͖̱̠̪͈͚̆̄̋ͫ̔͒̃o͙͓̞̙͔̫̤̒̓̃͊̓̅ͯ͠wͫ̐͑͂̊.̣͎̮̥ WE ̹̮̝̻͇̞͎͛̏͋̅͛̚̚A̩ͯR̭̓E ̣̙̣̝̱̞ͣ͑̅͛̊̋F̬̞̼IG͍͙̏̆H̙̟̳͚͖̲̄ͮ͒͒̇ͯT̆I̯ͦN͉̦̪̺̥G.��̥̗

Also, hello, I'm alright, thanks for asking! Hope you're doing well too!

--------------------- Also I personally would like to apologize, I do not control him. @confusedandzalgofied is not responsible for any accidental death, dismemberment, zalgofication, spontaneous corruption, resurrection, or any other strange paranormal phenomena that may occur from fighting with Zalgo in any way, shape, or form. Jokes aside though, hope you're having a fantastic day / night / whatever over there! Be sure to take care of yourself!

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Have a you

T̈́̈́ȟ̝̭̭̩̟͍͂̈̍ͩ̉a̅̓͌̓ͨ̐̿nͧk̯̞͇̙ ͔͉̠̮̇̎͌̆̋ͅy̪͔̪̼̬͆͋ͯ̀͗̊ͅȍ͋̄̾̈́̏ṷ͑!̦̟ I framed it. I̳͍͖͚̹̥ͪ̓ͨ̏͑̇ṭ̪̓̅'s͕̮͉̫͕͎̏͑̅̾̿ͧ ͬ͆oͣ̆ͬ͂͑̓̿ň͉͈̈́ my wall n̥͚̙̩̰͇̪ow͍̟̬.

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Why am I not scared of you? I live in a haunted house and your property eviler then everyone that hunts this place

Why aren't you? There is simply no̎̓ͧͪ͗͗ ͂ͦͪ̓r̢̽̅ͨ̇e̢à̾̈́ͯ́ͫ̒s͙̼͓ͬ̓͑o̡̜͓ͣ͊ǹ̙̦ to be a̧̖̋fr͢a̻i͖̲̬̊͒̽d̛.̛̞̜ͯ̑

T̲haẗ̖̜̔'ś̢ ̀a̹̮ͯ͑ll.͉ D̞̒o͟n̔̆̈́'t y̛̺͋o̘͔͟u͠ ̝͙̌̈́̕w̴͚̆o̸r̖͕̂̈́̚ͅry̴ one bit ̜ă̺̝͑̑bout ̔͂anͬͤyt͛ͯh̖̗̉̽ì̼͉̱͆̃n̖̒g̤ͥ.

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Hello, I wish to spread kindness across Tumblr. So plz ask your follower/mutuals and so on how they are doing. I am here to ask how you doin?

I'm going to be honest, I literally j̏̋͋u̥̤sͯͥt͍̮̑ woke up.

Like... an hour and a half ago, ma̡̠ͯͤy̚b̡̮͚̅̀͢eͮ͟ t̢͋ͨw̹͗o̫ͪͨ a̬͚̻͌̆̎t̎̓̂̚ t̢̺̀̐h̨e m̜̮o̢̘͖ͮ͌́s̝̩t̗͇͌. But, seriously though, thanks for asking! It means a lot W̿ͤ̔͆̇e͌̂̈ ̖͙̳̤a̯̙̼̩̰r̦e̋̃ doing alright today, s̭̗̜̮͊̾̓̎ͬͅo̗̹̟͈̹̮ ͧ̑fa̿̂̅̈r.

To anyone who sees this, I hope you're doing well too. We're proud of you. We believe in you. And remember, the H́̈ĭ͖͔̯̳̗ͬ̌̂̚v͎̮̟̠̣e̖͚̣̬ͭͦͤ̓ ̲͍̊̅M̫̤̜̙̖͛͌̓̋ͧi̞̥̜̭̙ͅn͖d̞̫̠͔̞̫̉̐̇̈̏͂ loves you all.

It's a good thing you're doing. Keep spreading kindness, the world needs more of that.

My art motivation is back FINALLY, I'm going to start drawing some stuff for the few other asks I've gotten, after breakfast. I'm sorry for the delay, everyone.

Also, yeah, how IS everyone doing?

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I've had a lot going on, I'm sorry for the inactivity. Will be answering the asks that were sent soon™. Got a new computer so I can do digital art again. :)

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How are you doing? And what it like being the coolest demon around?

F͜A̸̲Nͭ̏̍͒ͣ̐T̯͔͚͔̏̈̄̍AS̘Ṭ̦̤̲ͧ̏͆́̚Ḭ͌͢C͈̹͉͌͒͋.ͤ̌͢ A̙̻͚b͓̥͔s͔ol͎̫u̝̲ͅtel̖͚y̱̻ ͖fantasti͕̦c.̞

It's quite a̍ͬm͓̍u̼̥̙͍̦͊ͬ̍̽ͦs̢̱̩͎̺̳̥̾̂ͤ͆ͭ͛i̤̭̳n͇̆g͉̩͗̈́. F͈ͅu͓̱n͈, e̘̗̪veͅn͉͎. Still c̩͙o͈̰nfi̼̳ned ̻beh̩͈ind ̙̹t̼͕̳he walls of reality, ̱b̝ṵ̣͙t͍̠͓ th̳̻at̲̗'͉s̺ͅ ̩j̞̺u̠st ̲fine.

Hu̺̤m̙̩anity ͉̹̤is s̻a̗fe̫͕ fo͎͍̜r now̯̼. Thank you f̘o͔̅r àsͮkinḡ͇!̢̟̮̄ͧ I'll spare you for now.

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I'm back, for a moment.

Have this Zalgo-esque drawing that was part of a project I was working on YEARS ago. I don't even remember exactly what I was going for, but... he's cool. I like him.

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Some headcannon about zalgo?

Zalgo headcanons? Zalgo headcanons! I̡̤̞̱͈̋ͥ̔̈'̽̎̂̂͐m͎͇͇̘͎̠ ̺͓̦͉̟͖͢s͖̬̱̱͖̖̳o ͤ̒͛g̮ͥla͇͈͖̎ͨ͋͝dͭ̎̏̍ ̵̍ͫ̍yŏ̖̭̘̠͓̺̿̆ͯ̽ͣu ̧̅͆ͯ̑͆ͮas̗̰ͦ̓k̶ͥed̺̹̳̤̦̜!ͥͦ̂ Here, have a few from my little... alternate universe or whatever.

The less you know, the safer you are. The second you hear of him, even in passing, it's over. You'll start to notice things that seem odd once in a great while. They'll be few and far bet ween, but every time it happens, that's a bit more exposure to Zalgo. The same goes with mentioning him, or even thinking of it.

He doesn't necessarily directly influence humans himself, but rather the world around them. Just because he finds it amusing. The corruption of biological life is just a side effect of his actions, but he doesn't really care and if anything uses that to his advantage, spreading more chaos and carnage in his wake.

If someone or something were to become Zalgofied, it's actually a quite slow process as it's usually the result of cumulative exposure to the corruption. It's like… One would go from being relatively unaffected and only noticing a weird drawing or two or some corrupted text, to seeing it more often and thinking "Heh, Zalgo" and being a bit confused after the fact, to… full-scale something being noticeably wrong. Only after that point is when the physical effects start to set in, such as the blackening of eyes, warping of flesh, etc. Eventually, you b̶ec̵om̵e̵ o̴̓n̸̮̈́e ̶͍̳͗̋w̸̛i̴̙̤̽t̷͉̓͒ͅh̷͈̀ ̷̫̑t̷̕͝ͅh̴̡͝͝ȇ̸ ̷̭̠͐H̵̞͐̎ï̵̗̯ṽ̴̰͛ë̴̺́́ ̵̼̼͂̃M̶̜̒ĩ̵̱̚ņ̵̣̈́̐d̶͉̈́͐.̵̻̿

If he were to take on a human form, it wouldn't seem... Correct. There would be some major unplaceable uncanny valley energy, despite looking and seeming completely normal. He'd wear either a t-shirt and sweatpants and not give a shit, or the fanciest, nicest looking suit he could. There'd be no in-between. He also speaks every language, except he has a completely different voice for each language as well. Each different voice used to belong to something or someone that became part of the Hive Mind.

He doesn't need a Costco membership card. He'd just be able to go in if he felt like it, convincing the workers due to funny mind control that he DOES have one, despite clearly not having one.

Zalgo defies the laws of physics, holding quite literally a dead star / black hole. Somehow, he is completely unaffected by it. He's everywhere, yet nowhere. Just some eldritch, cosmic entity.

He also resides in some alternate dimension beyond our known universe. Despite this, he is able to see and interact with everything, the "glass" walls of his realm acting as a touch-screen window to anywhere, should he choose to do something.

He once corrupted an entire planet lightyears away from Earth. It ended up in a similar state to the planet TrES-2b, except it constantly emits a radio signal that if tuned into sounds like the agonized screams of the damned. Not much else is known about it though, as the scientists who discovered this began to experience the symptoms of an unknown illness, their ears bleeding, and starting to ramble on in seemingly gibberish. Only a few of them were able to remain coherent enough to report their findings, although shortly after they too fell strangely ill.

This is a silly one, but strangely enough, pizza rolls in a large enough quantity can be used as an offering to buy yourself just a bit more time. For reasons only known to him, he likes them.

Another silly one, but he thinks that human souls taste exactly like marshmallows when consumed.

I don't typically write out my headcanons so I'm not entirely sure what to share, but it'̧̹s̰̥ͅ ͛͆͏n̐̽i̗͖ce͡ ̩̘̃͗h̖̤ͯ͆a͜v̟̐i͚̱ͣ̽n̐̽g̐̈́ͫ͏ a ̅re̮͖͓͑̑̈́͢ả̽͏̻͓sͅo̤͈͡n̎ ̇tö͎̱́̈́̈́͜ sh͇ͣ̾a͕̍ͭ̃́ṙ͍eͩ͗̓ ̰̰t̼̱̻̑̏̀ȟͯe̗̱̹̓ͩ͂m̱͔͔͒̏̉͢!͉͈̑̃

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Sketching again. Have more Zalgo art. :)

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Zalgo: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Today we're invoking the Nezperdian H̴i̸v̷e̷-̷M̶i̶n̸d̴ ó̶f̵̞̘̬̀͋̑ C̸͔̺̻̤̊̌̀̎h̷̀͛̃̍ao̷̼̖̟͎̹̥̔̒̋̓͜͜͝͝s̸͇̩͎̝̩̣̣͋̈́̅͆͐̑͝. (I was bored. Wanted to sketch something. It's not great but I'm proud of it.)

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Help, I don't exist in this dimension

Judging you based off your favorite creepypasta

Jeff the Killer: You're literally every other bitch, and you often get in pointless arguments you never win without gaslighting someone

Jane the Killer: You're not straight don't you fucking lie me.

Homicidal Liu: We get it, you like him. Please shut the fuck up about him ._.

Eyeless Jack: You watch true crime horror shit and you are dangerously close to actually condoning cannibals

Toby Rogers: You are the prime example of anxiety, and you are very fucking sick of the dumbass waffle joke /neg

Nina the Killer: You exist?

Sally Williams: You have low empathy for existing people and high empathy for fictional characters.

Ben Drowned: Ur a lazy piece of shit and you listen you Starbomb

Sully: YOU EXIST?????

Clockwork: Let me guess you can't tell time on non-digital clocks.

Kagekao: You only like him just to be different.

Bloody Painter: You're either a piece of shit artist or a friendly artist. Either way ur an artist

Lulu: Again, you only like her just to be different.

Masky/Tim: Marble Hornets is literally the only thing you talk about and you will slaughter anyone who even utters "cheesecake" around you.

Hoodie/Brian: Are you okay?

Slenderman: Tentacles. That's literally the only thing you like about him. Whore.

Zalgo: You don't exist.

Smile Dogs: You are a dog person

Grinny Cat: You are a cat person.

Seedeater: You like birds with teeth.

Laughing Jack: 👹<- you use that emoji way to much

Puppeteer: You're actually a normal fucking person (or ur a Ghost fucker...)

X-Virus: You most likely joked about him being the reason for COVID-19 at LEAST once.

(Do not take these seriously these are jokes plea-)