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How to Win Volume 2

Step 1: Have Children

Step 2: Become Squid

Step 3: Become Kid

Step 4: That’s it. You win...

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How To Win By: Me

Chapter 1: Win The most essential thing to win is to win. There is only a few ways to win, but to win, you must win. Chapter 2: Have a Fedora Of course, me having written this book on how to win, I don't own a fedora. However, that's besides the point. I win because I have won previously (like back when the dinosaurs went extinct). Having a fedora immediately increases your swag level to over 9000. This means you have a bigger chance of winning. Chapter 3: Don't be a Skrub The way you lose is if you are a skrub. Don't do that. Instead, aim to not be a skrub, and more often then not, you will begin to win. Chapter 4: Don't Suck Look, it's unavoidable. You will suck and you will feel bad. However, channel your inner dank self, and don't suck. Chapter 5: Have the Dankest Memes Achievable Over my experience living, I have noticed that the people who lose don't have dank memes. However, having these memes increases your probability of winning and having more subscribers on your iFunny, which equates to a win. So, follow these steps, and soon you'll be the gif below:

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Yo, one more "Traitor" post and I will never come back on this site.

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This is the mighty sorcerer Zargothrax. He will protect your blog from the Unicorn invaders. He protects all that look at him.

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HAHAHAHA OMFG 😂😂😂😂

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BYE

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“ma’am can i see your id?”

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i win

when a friend reblogs the same thing as you but they reblog it from someone else

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My friends trying out hoverboards for the first time vs me

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you wish this http://omg-humor.tumblr.com More funny meme pictures - http://funniestpicever.tumblr.com/

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The goalkeeper with healing powers http://ift.tt/1AuPX9T

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Yu-Gi-Oh: Clarisa Quotes

Mokuba: It’s a dollar, Risa.

Clarisa: Oh dear…I don’t think we can afford that….

Mokuba: It’s a friggin’ DOLLAR, Risa! We have, like, a bajillion of those!

Clarisa: Yes, but if we spend too many, we will have to live in a normal house with only three rooms. We’ll have to clean up our own messes. And…drive OURSELVES EVERYWHERE! *le gasp*

Mokuba: Oh my god…

Clarisa: I’m kidding, Mokuba. Here’s your dollar.

Mokuba: Thank you.

Clarisa: You think with all of that money you would have received the proper education that told you a bajillion is not a real number.

Mokuba: I will eat your cheese sticks.

Clarisa: AND I WILL END YOU.

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i want a favorite rock.

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