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happy pride month

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I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....

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hey guys i jus-AAAAA 🔥 AAAAAAAA🔥🔥AAA 🔥 🔥 A 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

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Crash Bandicoot needs to take off his pants like Sonic

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what if there was a superhero who gained their power from buttplugs like they put in one of those cat tail buttplugs and gained cat powers and stuff

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my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

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2023: dolls

2024: robots/computers

2025: maids

2026: trees/plants

2027: nuns (eastern orthodox)

2028: mountains, hills, and rock formations

2029: hydrogen molecules

2030: bellhops

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Oh you are sooo good at taking mommy's luggage. You are so cute in your little bellhop suit, carrying my bags even though I filled them with cinderblocks and it probably hurts to carry them :) Now if you respond to the ringing of my bell promptly and eagerly and park mommy's BMW safely, she might just give you a nice tip <3

#bellhop #bellhopfantasy #thedarkhotel

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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

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the author's barely disguised hobbies and interests

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“girl dinner” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women aren’t? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?

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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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