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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

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Sketch.

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Rebirth

Based on the in-game moment that I already drew at the first time but when I started to play as Hunter, and it was jokingly. But finally something more serious with Warlock. He could self-devour himself but then I thought that it could be prettier to make a supernova as a transition from Solar to Void. Still doesn't keep him from self-devouring after

If resurrection fixes DER in Exos then I want still to portray some DER connected stuff with him. It's that I don't call it canon. That there're still programmed things that need to be followed, so he won't go insane (maybe he even wouldn't in some cases but these programmed rules couldn't be disabled). Or maybe it could be something else here. I don't know why and how it's fixed by Ghosts

Sometimes it felt that the creators of the characters may give them the tiniest parts of their personalities and other things connected to them. Didn't think he will get a suicidal part bc there already was enough vent art from me and other expressions of my thoughts, and I wouldn't want to bother others with it. Fortunately, it's in the beginning with DER-like thing and idk if it would come back to him, like, for example, over-obsession with the Void and full dissolution in it. If it wasn't curiosity or a crooked dreamy-romantic thing. Maybe could be a cover of a real thing with fooling himself into thinking differently about it. I still would want him to live happiest life without these problems because it's a fiction and the thing that distracts me. Shouldn't be too perfect of course, I know

Actually, "Meatball" goes from older times when me with a friend were showing each other what we got from our Eververse engrams, and then there was that shell that I called to be similar to a meatball. Maybe for a Warlock's Ghost there should have been a much smarter name

Jeeez, how did I stretch that explanation Thought that the use of that style for some of my vent art could suit what is going on before the "supernova" part of his life, that these feelings and atmosphere would look better in it than from my other colorful pics. But maybe the last pic is gathered weirdly with different moods

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There’s 5 more on my Patreon!

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Characters who made it out alive but continue to be reminded of their terrifying past, being worn down by the realization that they had just buried the trauma deep down, and every day fighting the rage thats piling up in their bones. Forced to come to terms that they are still terrified despite the years of building up their cold facade. And being forced to admit theyre obsessed with destroying those who destroyed them.

I like that.

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silly seals from outer space

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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Is this a portal to a Sea Otter Universe or otter 972 just enjoying some pawsome enrichment? Either way, it’s otterly adorable. 💚🦦🟢

Photos by Mammalogist Alex

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more aventurine being done with everything

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rb to take prev to the aquarium

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themed icon skin challenge from aaa :) each of us submitted and received sets of 3 item icons from the database to theme a skin around. this one was mine. it was a fun challenge!

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"Get your fucking hands off me -!"

Whumper grabbed Whumpee by the roots of the hair and wrenched their head back so they could speak in their ear, while their other hand ran down Whumpee's torso.

“You have no idea what it means for me to have my hands on you. Not really. Would you like to find out?”

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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no one talks about how much of writing is just whispering “does this make sense” to the void