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i completely forgot that the grindelwald actor changed and got real confused when my sister kept talking about maths

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not that i don't love john bc i do i love him dearly but i AM a little tired of stories surrounded around him bc im anticipating this fountain of imperium or whatever thing becoming big BUT i will say that i really really want them to bring in king shark for an episode for the awkward ex encounter just so i can see how zari deals with that

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i know this is a constantine stan account but damn,, nate be looking good in that trenchcoat and red tie

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omg

Build-a-bear has a shark. I had to get him and dress him as King Shark all dressed up for his first date with Constantine.

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Exhibit A

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Hellblazer by Warren Ellis (#134-143)

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thinkin bout constantine speaking with an american accent

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the nine moods of constantine, from left to right:

couldn’t care less

british accented babbling

mildly irritated

addicted to alcohol

confused screaming

more alcoholism

Owo

about to blow the place up

intentionally causing problems

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Just normal things you tell your self-loathing, canonically bi boyfriend experiencing hell-related trauma on the CW.

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Underrated Legends OTPs:

Sara x knives

Ava x paperwork

Nate x drugs

Zari x donuts

Nora x ponies

Mick x Axl   

Ray x his ATOM suit  

John x eating garbage

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I want king shark, make this happen please, legends. I want see zari's reaction about john is made bend over under fish man.

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smoking kills, sara saves

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I'm in fucking tears this is an actual real headline ahdhsiajajnisjahggsgbda

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i can’t believe john constantines boyfriend is going to appear in suicide squad