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you keep moving like that imma put a fucking baby in you, theres no way you can move so excellentdly exce exce excellend excessc excellencly

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made this for my birthday (which was...like...2 weeks ago LOL)

strade......pawing at the screen....youre real to me......

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wyd if the hottie from the bar who kidnapped you, starts caressing his knife after its all bloody from stabbing you???? what then???

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I NEED TO PUT YOUR STRADE IN MY MOUTH & CHEW HIM UP LIKE A GUMMY EDIBLE

STRADE!!!!! BEHIND YOU!!!!!! STRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I love the fact that if my only exposure to Strade was your blog I would never in a million years guess he’s a murderer

bodies in the basement be damned!!! my boy can work a grill!!!!!!

from an older sketchbook, oldie but a goodie (IGNORE MY DISGUSTING HANDWRITING)

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waow… Your strade is so cutie

thank you!!!1!!! he likes to believe hes cute

little freak

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my concepts for demon strade that are midly inspired by ganondorf bc ive been playing oot even tho he looks more like botw shtu up shhh

also cant tell if tumblr messed up the quality on this hrmm

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Holy shit your art style is amazing

aa thank you so much!!1!! u get a little heart from strade

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ac broken and im sweating, call that strademaxxing 💯

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but… you *could* dump it all into this blog……. /nf

also your strade looks so squishy I fear I need to hit him with a fly swatter

i need to do an art dump soon🤞🤞

if i had a nickel for every time i drew strade in the family guy death pose, id have two nickels. which isnt a lot, but its weird that it happened twice

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hot roller-babes in ur area !!!!!!

tumblr lowkey fucked up the coloring on this 😭

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sorry ive been modding stardew valley all day😭😭 i offer this strade cookie thing i made when that whole thing was trending

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Can I please give your strade a big kiss on the cheek

yes you may!!!!!!!

also drew this bc i thought it was funny

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just a glimpse into my twisted and fucked up mind.......

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THE WAY YOU DRAW STRADE MAKES ME NAUSEOUS HE IS SO HANDSOME !!!! thank you … for sharing your art … 🫀

THANK YOU!!!!!!!1!!!

hes waving!! :>)

i have so much art of him i have to stop myself from dumping it all into this blog

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some old doodles #queefingit

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strade if he went to universal and was the minion lover he was born to be: