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the author's barely disguised desire to be bees

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my response to being asked what having audhd(hyperactive af)and chronic fatigue syndrome (do nothing disease) is like

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What if there was a cow that could fly?

um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee

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I need straight people to shut the fuck up about chappell roan. I'm tired. "She's not using her platform" she was raising money for gaza at concerts with her friendship bracelets. "She's using the queer community" bitch she's a lesbian drag queen she IS the community. "She's so entitled now" she literally just won a Grammy and used that speech advocating for living wages and healthcare for all artists. What the fuck are you doing? Other than tone policing people actually putting the work in?

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Ya know, there's something real disappointing seeing a store selling "protect trans kids" stickers and then have harry potter merch right beside it

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👀👀👀👀👀

BEE DAGGER !!

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daddy can't come to bed now, kitten, he's only finished half of his 1:1 scale minecraft build of the eiffel tower

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i used to love bees, but then i discovered they were monarchists, which is bad

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Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

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rebloop in the next 10 seconds and you will get one of your beest days of your life soon c:

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just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with

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I love soulmates but also this-