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“Arthur! Arthur, we landed on Boardwalk again!”
Anyways, a concept that is very near and dear to my heart is Arthur actually going back to Marie’s to visit and she ropes him into playing board games.
Because old people fucking love board games.
And John would get so into it. Concerningly into it? Competitive as hell. He’d start out all “This is a waste of time! We should be out looking for the Order, not sitting here playing games!” and then one hour in he’s all “Yes! Yes!! We have two railroads!! She owes us double!!”
Plus the shenanigans of Arthur trying to teach John how to play while he literally can’t speak to him out loud? Hilarious.
Harlan if you’re reading this, please, imagine a big monopoly game with the S4 characters, it would be so funny.
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i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”
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the issue with good ongoing webcomics is that you have the choice between reading them at a mean speed of one page per month and missing/forgetting a bunch of stuff that happened ten minutes ago in-universe, or forgetting about them for years and then binging it all in three days and then you're back at square one anyways
#the later is my strategy but its annoying when you remember them and then remember its only been a month since you last looked at them#comics take time though so it's fair#queeu
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Hello everyone, I'm having Feelings about Bart Curlish.
#babygirl you deserved so much better.#bart curlish#dghda#dirk gently#dirk gentlys#dirk gentlys holistic detective agency#dirk gently netflix#prev tags#amazing art
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im so so sorry to every artist who's art ive ever reblogged without gushing in the tags. you deserve it im just so tired. ill do better i promise
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the post is NOT cute. tumblr users actually only sexualize old men as a stress response during periods of acute psychological suffering. if you see your mutual suddenly reblogging posts about 'want[ing] to fuck that old man' and editing cat ears onto members of rock bands or actors from the 70s, or characters from prestige television, it may be time to reach out. in extreme cases, it might be time to consider putting them down.
#very targeted reblog#why did my first interaction with the persona series have to be adachi with cat ears photoshopped on#why#:(
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pesto pasta save me..... pesto pasta...... save me pesto pasta
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"Vegan leather" babygirl that is plastic
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lets go to the sea
yea i made a u-turn to the initial rough sketch
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Bringing back an old favorite, but making it a little more niche! (Please don't kill me guys, these are ONLY from one's I listen to)
(I only really put david because I don't want to be heckled again, and I have technically listened to a good bit of the podcast 😭 please don't hurt me, I'm just a little guy)
And putting cowboy because he deserves recognition for being a sad little dude with a sad life, so he qualifies
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i would be really good at setting prices on things. any cookie should be five cents. a 2 liter sodie should be a crisp dollar. a vinyl record should cost a hug and a high five. a walk with a friend is free and beautiful so im not even going to touch that.
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Humanoid Echo Bazaar Is Very Sad And Want Their Sunshine Back :(
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I think it was before I started posting story concepts on tumblr but I had an old concept called ‘apocalyptia’ which was a dark comedy about a world where every apocalypse movie premise happened simultaneously
#i think this was the re uploaded post on Pinterest that finally convinced me to just download this app#i dont know what to say.
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to see the fall of the United States
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