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“there is no straight explanation for this” neither is there a gay one. there is however an aromantic one
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‘we need more complex female characters’ y’all couldn’t even handle the women of agents of shield
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Really can't go wrong in fantasy with a giant skeleton being part of the environment. I'm talking colossal, part of the scenery bones.
Oh yes, let me wonder what the hell it is, how it died, how long it has been there. Let me walk on its ribs pathways, climb inside an eyesocket, look at where it fused with the nature around it.
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I love you men and boys and mascs and butches and sometimes-guys and half-dudes and drag kings 💙💜💙
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I think, in some ways, the way we measure stuff here in england can be worse than the USA because why does it suddenly go from metres to yards when you get in a car, why does this recipie measure solids in ounces and liquids in millilitres. I accidentily descibed the length of something in inches yesterday. This is the fault of nobody but ourselves. I hate this.
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I don’t think we know for sure how Jacobi lost $13,000 in an internet scam, but I’m pretty sure Kepler was the one who scammed him.
I think he did it as test during the recruitment process. I also think he used the money to buy those expensive drinks at that bar when he first met Jacobi. He would totally do this.
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to disappear at sea
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Multibillionaire with a company that builds rocketships and an inadequacy complex, buys one of the worlds largest media outlets so he can use it to make people think he's funny, and immediately runs it into the ground. then has his minions build him a robot because he doesn't like what all the other robots have to say, only to be infuriated when the robot refuses to be a bigot.
Why do this real world events sound like something out of hitchhikers guide???
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Thinking About Fictional Character while you have music on is such a risky activity. there’s no way EVERY song on this album is literally about Fictional Character. and yet……..
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Buddies😏
#jarthur#private eyes#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#John doe#arthur lester#john malevolent#arthur malevolent#queue#this is amazing
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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follow your dreams at a sustainable pace
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Sarkov acknowledged Rosalind Franklin as the scientist who discovered the structure of DNA and got her discovery stolen I love him
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ok so I'm knitting this scarf right. it's a basic knit, just the knit stitch. and I can't decide how long to make it.
so for every note I'll knit a couple rows. do your worst
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*pulls on leather gloves* It is my professional opinion that you need less blood. Let us begin.
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