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I think if we all work hard and really Gonvcharov it we could get Ron DeSantis to deny that he uses heat suppressants on national TV

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South Park Monster High AU pt 1

Cartman: Werecat

Kyle: Sea Monster(Salt Water)

Stan: Werewolf

Kenny: Ghost

Butters/Marjorine: Vampire

Craig: Yeti

Tweek: Gorgon

Clyde: Mummy

Tolkien: Sea Monster(Fresh Water)

Jimmy: Centaur

Wendy: Spider-Person

Bebe: Siren

Heidi: Zombie

Nichole: Cyclops

Red: Vampire

Leslie: Robo-Ghoul

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I believe Stevonnie from Steven Universe

Pls reblog this with cannon trans, nonbinary, and gnc characters!

I'll go first; Frankie Stein from Monster High

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YAY

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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I usually gravitate to they/them pronouns when I'm with my friends. But I honestly don't care what they use for me. So, of course I support they/them pronouns

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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butch lesbians. you agree. reblog.

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I love these and thank you for letting me add my headcanons!

Cartman and Chef had a close father & son bond. To the point that Cartman was the most pissed and the most sad at Chef's funeral.

Red Racer is like a space racing type show(Like F-Zero games)

Butters collects things. Anything.

Tweek makes little crafts to help him calm down and give his hands something to do.

Butters, being the salesman he is, helps Tweek sell them. They're making a pretty good profit.

Kenny is really poetic at times

Stan sings in the shower

Kyle helps out at animal shelters

Tolkien, Stan, Kenny, and Butters know tap dance. (Butters is canon)

Shelley goes into theatre in High School

South park / South Park Post Covid headcanons I like or came up with myself.

Victor and Kenny got married for "financial purposes" but they did actually love each other.

Craig and Butters have autism (I have autism and a lot of my autistic qualities I see in them)

Victor is Kenny's ''sugar daddy''

Cartman has a crush on Kyle

Butters, Tweek, and Cartman remember most Kenny's MANY deaths

Tweek has really bad anxiety (idk if this is canon)

Tweek and Craig got married

When Kyle got older he started saying "what what what"

Tweek and Butters are good friends because neither of them really have a friend group they're apart of

Butters is hyperfixated on Hello Kitty and him and Tweek talk about all the time

Kenny didn't know what Hello Kitty was and Butters told him absolutely everything about it

Butters love language is physical touch ( Hand holding, Hugging, Kissing)

Whenever Butters sleeps over with the other fellas he always cuddles against Kenny

Kenny and Clyde buy playboys by putting their money together

Kyle got a divorce and was going through a hard time and had to take care of two kids all alone, and Stan was going through financial problems so he stayed with Kyle and substituted as another parents for the kids

Victor forgets absolutely everything and Kenny has to remind him of everything 24/7

Tweek enjoys listen to facts about other people's interests so sometimes he sits on calls with Craig for hours as he talks about Space and Red Racer

Butters and Tweek are nail bitters

Kyle gets absolutely pissed when there is an imperfection when colors are sorted (like having a green colored pencil mixed with the red)

Craig and Kyle will only listen to the TV on volume multiples of 5 ( me too bro)

Stan is Bisexual and Wendy is Genderfluid

Butters went through a stage of questioning his gender and he talked to Wendy and found out he's Genderfluid too

Kenny is omnisexual (fem pref) and only realized when he turned 19 (omnisexual is liking all genders with preference)

Stan rants to Butters about how he hates his dad and how he hates living on a weed farm

Stuart and Stephen had sěx in high school after getting really high and they refused to ever talk about it again so they pretend like they hate each other now.

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This is Moriah, the Bard Track teacher. While practicing Bard Magic as a teen, she blew out her eardrum, so she wears hearing aids. She is very stern, but only during class.

This is Alisyn, the Beast Keeping Teacher. She mainly stays outside and takes care of the beasts. She is very flirty with the rest of the staff.

This is Micah, the construction teacher. He wears sunglasses since he's usually outside a lot. He's a very chill teacher, basically being the "I don't care what you do, as long as you get your work done" type.

This is Carna, the Healing Teacher. She is very protective of everyone, no matter if they're her students or not. Students usually come to her with injuries, and she fixes them up.

This is Idricin, or Idri, and they're the illusion teacher. They died in the '70s due to an accident. They wanted to help kids, so they became the Illusion teacher. They're a ghost and uses their ghost powers to transform into different illusions to teach the students.

This is Cathe, the Oracle Teacher. They dress alternately and have an Oracle on their wheelchair. They're actually really sweet and kind.

This is Euclalyp, the Plant teacher. After coming back from war, he changed his name and started gardening. After finding a love for plant magic, he started teaching it at the school.

This is Aryan, the Potions Teacher. She was raised up in a potions-loving household and studied potions all her life.

Let's say, hypothetically, I made teachers for all the tracks in The Owl House that don't have a teacher

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Let's say, hypothetically, I made teachers for all the tracks in The Owl House that don't have a teacher

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Theatre Class Auditions!

Today and tomorrow, I'm auditioning for Advanced Acting next year. Today, we have to deliver a monologue, and tomorrow we work on choreography! I'm doing Elder Price's monologue from "The Book of Mormon"! While working on it, I realized that I sound like I was in one of those Female Rage Audios. So Yippie! I'll update after I deliver it, after choreography tomorrow, and when I find out!

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My South Park OC!

Her name is Kerry Allison Christensen or Kerry for short.

She's named after Allison Kerry(from Saw) and Wendy/Julie Christensen(From Final Destination 3)

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South Park Season 12Episode Ranking

The seasons are randomized btw, so that's why I'm not going in order

This is also all my opinion

The Ungroundable

Major Boobage

Super Fun Time

Elementary School Musical

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Tonsil Trouble

Overlogging

Britney's New Look

Eek, a Penis!

Pandemic

The China Problem

Pandemic 2: The Startling

Canada on Strike

About Last night...

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Yippie to me!

This weekend is going to be one of the best ever!

First off, Saturday. I get to go to my very first convention! I do have to take my little brother, but we're going to try to do a group costume. I'm going to be Luigi, and he's going to be Mario! My dad may dress up, and I don't know if his girlfriend and her kids are going too, but they might. At the convention, there's going to be a Smash Bro's tournament and a cosplay contest!

Sunday is obviously Easter, at least for Christians. So not only do I get two easter gifts that day(My parents are divorced), but I also get to see the Mario movie! I'm super excited!

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PLEASE REBLOG!!

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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A list of characters who would be better parents for Butters Stotch than his actual parents

PC Principal and Strong Woman

Father Maxi

Randy (Before Tegrity) Sharon Marsh

Gerald and Sheila Broflovski

Steve and Linda Black

Chef

Jimbo and Ned

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About my south park series

I'm going to wait until April 3rd to cover both episodes 26x5 and 26x6 when it comes out. After the finale, I will be reviewing random episodes.