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I couldn't decide which version was better... as always.

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

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I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

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every time i see a ship having a really dramatic, heartfelt moment i’m just like “you’ll never be sasuke and naruto” and that’s my illness, that’s my cross to bear

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im gonna scream like yeah naruto’s fucking crazy but it makes sense it makes SENSE like thinking of that child he used to be sitting alone in an empty, dark apartment, drinking spoiled milk, waking up and going to sleep alone, crying all by himself until he just gets sick of it, socially isolated from other people and unloved and desperately acting out for any kind of attention only to be shunned more as a result like…. SCREAMS just SCREAMS PARENTS LITERALLY TOOK THEIR KIDS AND TOLD THEM NOT TO PLAY WITH NARUTO AND HE HAD LITERALLY NO IDEA WHY……………….. of COURSE he turned out fucking bonkers of COURSE he’s willing to die for the first friend he’s ever had that treated him like a human being and of COURSE he’s reckless and his actual self worth is in the gutters…… he’s so disconnected from his childhood he talks about it like it didn’t even happen to him like it something that’s super long ago and far away even though shippuden takes place when hes still a TEENAGER……. can i PLEASE get a waffle can i PLEASE get a fucking waffle 

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And I do think they should’ve brought Sandal back in Veilguard, because if he made the trick lyrium dagger, handed it over, and said “Enchantment!” I wouldn’t even bat an eye or consider it a deus ex machina moment. Like yeah of course he could make a perfect copy, and it would be so similar that it could trick Solas. It’s Sandal.

The plot hole would be that his copy would absolutely be capable of rending the Veil.

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bioware had the audacity to put a genuine dilf in origins only to kill him off within the first quarter of the game

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No matter what happens, you mean everything to me, Liara. You always will. Shepard I ... I am yours.

LIARA T'SONI & COMMANDER SHEPARD in MASS EFFECT: LEGENDARY EDITION (2021)

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This artist hand-embroiders canvas "notebooks."

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they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics

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Where are you from

tumblr

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in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

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Rupaul's Stanford Prison Experiment

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HADES voiced by James Woods

Hercules (1997) dir. John Musker & Ron Clements