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if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you
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@catoandfriends
the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.
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not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping
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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc
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i think they have the most amazing potential 📺💻
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OP: Back when I was young, I couldn’t afford nice clothes. Now, I buy pretty dresses for the 18-year-old me. (cr 农村的陈奶奶)


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lowkey been thinking a bit of this kind of duo
Just thought these two would be flower friends
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the snowgay route

Happy deltajune
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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got bored so have pill baby two time and azure (also 1eggs mentioned ig)
original pic under cut

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more people with the same first name should date. i want to study the linguistical influence
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