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Low key just passed out on my floor, wonder what that was about lol

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Once, in English class, I stuttered on the word “what” and my teacher started beat boxing and pretending to move a DJ bord…

I’ve never been the same

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To quote me in a voice message yesterday:

I might sound like I’m in pain, it’s cuz I am

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Just saw someone in the street get a call, look at their phone like this 😬 and then put their phone in there pocket while it continued ringing

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“Oh, she lives in her own little world”

Well maybe the world I live in is more colourful and fun, cuz you’re all depressed

You’re welcome in my world for dinner any time but you can’t stay overnight… bad vibes

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I don’t think I ever understood the metaphor, I think most death just happens and then sometimes they don’t

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I wish I was famous, I’d hoe around saying absurd shit, get cancelled then turn around and do a movie with nic cage and make a come back

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Anyone else painfully aware that this video exists

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Thinking about when he said “I can feel your heart beating” and I said “it’s cuz I’m afraid”

😜✌️

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Being incredibly intelligent has never stopped me for being an absolutely heinous bitch

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I had a dream last night that Taylor swift and Tyler the creator switched fan bases

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, your probably in my parallelogram of suspicion

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Been a good weekend; I made my ex cry, I sprained my wrist, and I got asked a riddle by a man on the bus.

Livin’ life