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If this twin theory thing is legit (which I think it is), what if Grunkle Stan wasn’t really Grunkle Stan? What if the Stan that we know is not Stanford but Stanley ? What if the real Stanford was the one that went missing and Stanley took hIS PLACE AND IS PRETENDING TO BE  STANFORD ‘TIL HE CAN FIND HIM?

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Victory for each old Pines twins on Tumblr?

is it too soon to celebrate? (the poll isn't finish but...it might be hard to catch up)

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@zhraek

i had a whole page of sketches, but they deleted themselves?? :')

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Possessive

Forgot to post it here

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Thought about drawing her for a while, finally got the perfect idea.

Even if the photo did him justice, she would still see a disappointment.

saw someone draw Bill with a Flip phone once and I loved it.

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enjoy your last few hours old man

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congratulations on your abortion ford!

@bulkhummus said i should do this for ford's victory, but i drew this before the father poll was announced and what am i gonna do, just not post this?

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WE HAVE DONE IT FORD IS PREGNANT

This was seriously so much fun. I loved waking up every morning to see how far we had brought the old man, and all the lore started from the results. I just want to say thanks for the ds9 fans for making the ending so fun and genuinely just being super cool!

Biggest thanks goes to @need-him-pregnant-poll, thanks for giving us something fun to be freaks over

Now I can’t wait to see who gets him pregnant

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Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

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20 Lies Your Character Believes

(These can shape their behavior, choices, and arcs... until they’re forced to confront them.)

✧ I’m hard to love.

✧ If I don’t succeed, I’m worthless.

✧ People only stick around if I earn them.

✧ If I show weakness, I’ll be left behind.

✧ Everyone eventually leaves.

✧ I’m just like my father/mother—and that’s a bad thing.

✧ I’m too broken to fix.

✧ Happiness isn’t meant for people like me.

✧ The worst thing I ever did defines me forever.

✧ If I’m not useful, I’m disposable.

✧ My anger is dangerous. I have to bury it.

✧ If people really knew me, they’d leave.

✧ I don’t deserve forgiveness.

✧ Love is weakness.

✧ Control is safety.

✧ I can fix everyone else but not myself.

✧ I owe it to them to suffer.

✧ If I rest, I’ll fall apart.

✧ Hope is a trap.

✧ This is the best version of me they’ll ever get.

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Projection

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EVERY. DAMN. PASSCODE. FOR THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM.COM:

Will update when i find more!! (updates VERY frequently)

everything in bold+italics needs to be spammed for the full effect

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Which religion is right

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it really was crazy of bill to tattoo his name onto ford tho hes like this one is mine lol

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Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

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im so intrigued by how euclydia, a 2d world, has rings. what the fuck is that like? how does that work? what did it look like to the euclydians? to bill?

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there is gravity falls the tv show that is real and that i love but there is also the psychological horror dramedy queer period piece gravity falls prequel that i made up in my head

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I like that Bill decreases when he feels comfortable or trusted, and increases when he is unstable or feels threatened☆