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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Jack Baker (Resident Evil), Marguerite Baker, Zoe Baker, Lucas Baker Additional Tags: Reader-Insert, Canon-Typical Violence, Death, Unappropriate Silliness, No Plot/Plotless, Freeform Summary:

A self-indulgent, saw-like Resident Evil 7 AU/Expansion DLC story in which a group of 20-somethings find themselves in a cesspool of traps and puzzels. The only way out is forward. Horror ensues, accompanied by ill-timed flirting, self-depricating jokes and a lot of infighting.

Warnings: Canon-typical violence, obviously. Crude humor, DEATH, general silliness, all that good stuff! Reader-Insert because it's fun and I might add a “””””romantic””””” sub-plot later (cough)Lucas(cough). This is a text dump. I have so many ideas floating in my head and they need a way out. If you're expecting much in the way of plot, this is probably not for you. I just wanna have a good time. CHAPTERS WILL BE ONE PAGE LONG UNLESS IT IS UNAPPROPRIATE IN THE STORY.

HHAHAH IS DISAPPEAR FOR AGES AND SUDDENLY COME BACK WITH A WHOLE NEW FANDOM AND I’M SO SORRY TO ANYONE WHO FOLLOWED ME FOR CUTESY DATING GAMES AND IS NOW BOMBARDED WITH THIS. 

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How do I send a request with a image? I mean, where's the submit?

Sorry for the late reply, my internet fucked off for some reason! The submit should be open now! 

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Bc I have 0 interest in work today I decided to give Eldarya/MCL sin week a go! Want me to write you a short piece? Leave you Candy or Gardienne’s info down below with a request! (Pictures/screenshots are encouraged, hell go WILD AND POST A THEME SONG TOO. Anything that’ll help me get to know your character.) Requests are limited bc I only have a couple days to work on them!

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So I started playing Mystic Messenger and I am iN HELL HELP ME. The characters feel so real it’s rididulous! I have to give major props to the writers!

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This Purro'Shop thing is bad for my health bc I’ve now decided I will get this coat to complete my traveling adventurer look or die trying 

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Edit: so you get them by opening bindles, too bad I get an error every time I try to do that. HA. 

What the sweet hell is are purropasses and how do I get them?

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What the sweet hell is are purropasses and how do I get them?

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GODDAMNIT BASTET

BASTET KEEPS BRINGING ME RED LIZARDS

I had no lizards this morning anD NOW LOOK

HE BRINGS BACK LIKE 3-5 EVERY TIME I SEND HIM TO THE DAMN ROCK

I guess this is like the Ciralak equivalent of your cat bringing you dead mice or somethin

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BASTET KEEPS BRINGING ME RED LIZARDS

I had no lizards this morning anD NOW LOOK

HE BRINGS BACK LIKE 3-5 EVERY TIME I SEND HIM TO THE DAMN ROCK

I guess this is like the Ciralak equivalent of your cat bringing you dead mice or somethin

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I’m starting to see a pattern

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OMG IS IT MY ART ???!!! I better do something really well when finished because I am, for the moment, far too pleased with my sketches ^^ (yep it’s not over for you @orikins it is just beginning ;)

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If you wanna read the Drunken Scribbles™ of an Eldarya & MCL player here you go 

I wish Rosalya was a romance option, shit son, I  love her so muuuuucchhh. Why is Leigh even mad at me for bringing them back together? Did he want a piece of Candy (haha) so badly?! I’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND. 

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Eldarya Date Ideas

I hope you're ready for a date with Ezarel because Blue tends to be a little difficult when it comes to going out together. First Gardienne will have to convince him to come, which will involve a lot of pleading and teasing. He'll make her work for it but eventually agrees. It'll be a nice day out. He'll most likely take her deep into the forest to study the different types of plants and animals, like a carefully planned field trip! Educational and fun, but more importantly, far away from nosey onlookers! Besides knowledge-seeking, Ezarel has another (hidden) agenda for the day! Smooching and touching isn't a problem when no one is around to witness it. (winkwinknudgenudge) He'll catch Gardienne by surprise: she'll be talking, asking about something or other, and he'll sneak in a kiss! (That beautiful bastardDAMNHIM) Afterwards, he laughs at the awe-struck look on her face, blatantly pointing it out so he can revel in the glory of making her blush even more.

Nevra is a MASTER at figuring out what Gardienne likes. It'll probably be a very spontanious event. One time they're just chatting about their day, then the word “date” rolls by and hE IS ON BOARD, LET'S GO. He's so damn excited. They're out the door! Neither of them has a plan but it's happening and it's gonna be great! The carnaval happens to be in town? Great, that'll do! There's a market in town? Awesome! Good enough! Nothing special going on? WRONG. As long as they're together, it doesn't matter what they do, because Nevra will make sure she is happy and comfortable at all times. Lot's of PDA is happening. Vampire man don't give a shit about the audiance, he just wants to kiss Gardienne all over and will stop at nothing to do so.

Tbh I think Valkyon will be the most chill: a good food & good company kinda man. Ideally, they'd cook a meal together and just hang out later. It'd be an intimate experience --just the two of them working together. He'd be shy around her at first but would gradually start to show his bold side, sneaking up behind her while she was kneeding a dough, his arms reaching around her while his hands sink into the dough as well. They wouldn't say a word, simply enjoying each other's presence. After all, he’s a man of little words and would rather show you what he wants instead. The whole time, Valkyon would inch closer to her, showering her with random small acts of affection like rubbing her arm or burying his head in the nape of her neck while she minced the onions. After the meal they would make conversation while caring for their beloved familiars.

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@eldarya-no-lorraine damn she is pretty <3 I can totally understand her love for the familiars, they’re so cute! 

@nanw-mcl I had a look around your blog and Nivan looks like a total babe! 

They’re so precious, I love ‘em! They’re both adopted by auntie Leliana!  

So I’m pretty convinced my Gardienne is like the chill aunt who travels the world and brings back expensive gifts for her favourite nieces and nephews but (let’s just pretend we’re one big Eldarya family) who’s your Gardienne? 

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shut up tumblr every single one of my selfies is an atrocity and a crime against humanity

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So I’m pretty convinced my Gardienne is like the chill aunt who travels the world and brings back expensive gifts for her favourite nieces and nephews but (let’s just pretend we’re one big Eldarya family) who’s your Gardienne? 

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how would the boys react if candy accidently walked in their room while they were changing?

Nathaniel: He would freeze as soon as she walked in on him, wearing nothing but his underwear and just about on some jeans. Then Nathaniel would turn his head, making eye contact with Candy, who would blush and scramble to leave while apologizing. After she slammed the door behind her in her embarrassment, he would look in the mirror on his closet door and see how red his own face had gotten. Then he would let out a nervous laugh.

Castiel: He would be a bit thrown off for a few seconds, him and Candy staring at each other in awkward silence. Then he would smile and tell her to either come in and enjoy the show, or leave him to change in peace. Candy would blush really hard before trying and failing to stammer how sorry she was and ultimately leave. Once she did, Castiel noticed how his heart was racing.

Lysander: At first when Candy walked in on him in the midst of changing, he would merely acknowledge her presence, then they would recognize how…odd…this situation was and they would avoid eye contact. Candy would apologize for intruding and try to excuse herself, Lysander would assure her it was alright, both blushing a bit and repeat the cycle before Candy would finally leave and shut the door behind her.

Kentin: Out of sheer reflex, he would turn to try and hide his bare chest once Candy walked in, wondering instantly why he was still so shy about his body around Candy. As he turned his head to face Candy and relax his posture, she would become flustered and repeat how sorry she was before scrambling to leave him to finish changing. He would just stand there staring at his now closed door in a daze.

Armin: As Candy walked in on him without knocking, he would just stand there and look at her, silently sending her signals through their silence that he was in the middle of changing. She caught on pretty quick that she had walked in on him without a shirt on, as he wasn’t fully dressed just yet, and Candy would leave. Armin would yell after her that she was more than welcome to help him finish getting dressed, much to Candy’s embarrassment and his amusement.