cornfedcryptid

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when you fuck up, you have to actually say "i really fucked this up & it's on me" in order to be better. there's no room for projecting or acting like a victim. no room for excuses or acting like you don't care. you have to actually grow the fuck up & take responsibility for every consequence. there's no growth without accountability.

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The winter months are always a shit time for me, and I know getting on tumblr exacerbates it....what with The Mess and all its variations as well as something I came across that was basically the equivalent of someone spitting in my face, I think it's best if I dip out for the unforseen future. Would delete, but I'm stubborn and don't want to give it up for the potential good that could rise from the ashes that is this hellsite.

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smut guide

for people who need some help with smuts

don’t read if you’re not comfortable

These are from a site where the person knows what they’re talking about. So if you don’t think these are accurate, move along. It could be helpful to others

reaction words

shivered

shuttered

trembled

quivers

quakes

shakes

gasps

moan

groans

jolted

jerked

pants

huffs

cries out

bites back a moans

breathing hitched

collapsing 

eyes rolled back

arched back

adverbs(a lack of adverbs weakens your writing)

shakily

desperately

roughly

deeply

raggedly

breathily

loudly

lazily

softly

gently

warmly

frantically

quickly

slowly

harshly

sexy words for said

purred

cooed

murmured

whispered

breathed

rasped

cried out

begged

muttered

growled

grunted

mewled

chocked

sobbed

whimpered

pleaded

teased

sexy actions

licking

nipping

biting

shoving our hips together

pinned their wrists

caressed

stroked

hike up shirt

pressing against wall

rank nails through hair

hooking legs around waist

splay hands over chest

dipping tongue into ___

hair pulling

grasping their chin and tilt up/down

cupping cheek

lips brush ear

hip grind/thrusting/rolled/shifting

dirty talk

tease

kissing

brushed lips together

teeth clicking together

lip play(biting/running tongue over lip)

pausing when lips are just barely touching

sucking bottom lip

kissing hard

teeth clicking

sucking tongue

swirling tongue around one

blow job

redden lips

swollen lips

slick

sloppy

making eye contact

hallowing cheeks

swirling tongue

fucking someones mouth

deep throat 

playing with balls

using hands and lips together

oral(female)

lapping

playing with woman wetness

fingering

parting lips

flicking their tongue

delving tongue

fleshly pink/brown (i prefer not to use skin color for poc)

intercourse

sinking into someone/cock

riding

digging fingers into shoulder/hips/back/chest

snapped/slammed/pounding hips

pace/rhythm

orgasm

shockwaves

pulsing

shattered

coil snapped

splintering

going tense/still

jerking

moans mix with curses words and/or lover name

slang word

clit

cock

dick

slit 

cum/cumming

sexy word

dark

sinful

lush

wanted

need

velvet/lace/satin/silk

desire

heat

aroused

intoxicated

teased

spanked

strip

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do you ever see a “hot take” and you’re like ohhhhhhhhhhhhh critical thinking is a learned skill and op has not put in the practice

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Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

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 Hey, to you sci-fi/fantasy writers out there (and maybe some others, but this is mainly for things that can’t really be researched irl), if you want to write a character who is a driven, passionate expert on something, don’t write about them rambling indifferently about some boring, mundane part of it. Give them a deep, intense hatred of some oddly specific wow-I-did-not-even-know-that-was-a-thing-and-it-would-have-never-occurred-to-me-that-it’s-a-bad-thing thing they’ll gladly rant about.

 Write a dragon rider who really fucking hates it when a dragon is trained to bow while being reined. A space ship engineer who is pissed off when perfectly good antimatter ship has been adapted to run on neutral matter. A historian who is still not over the massive failures of a general who lost a specific battle 300 years before she was born.

 The guy currently giving us a series of lectures on the restoration of historical buildings really, really hates polymer paint. At the artisan school our stained glass teacher really hated this one specific Belgian artist - we never really figured out what did that guy even do, but he’s been dead for over 200 years and our teacher was glad that at least he’s dead.

 Experts don’t just know things you’ve never thought about. They’ve got strong opinions about it.

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Keanu Reeves | GQ Magazine 2019

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Dragon Age Inquisition: Solas & Inquisitor Trevelyan

Thank you Bioware! 

“This was this Blood magic of his, for sure: He couldn’t make this deepest descent into the ocean on a single breath He is already up there, in the City of Chains, unlocking its twin-bearing harbor For he has the Key

Everything is going to change I know it, I can feel it with my eye most dread; too clear, perhaps”

–

Ko-fi: thepalecaesar

Thank you very much for making my art visible and known! Appreciate every like and reblog <3

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So the crow family at work has found a Fun New Game. This game is “peck at the shiny trucks, but SPECIFICALLY only at the newest, shiniest, most expensive ones.”

This has caused, shall we say, some consternation among employees. A pest control service has been contacted. They have deployed traps, bait, and a dude with a BB gun.

None of these have worked even a little. Current score; Corvids 3, Pest Control Dudes 0. Crows just fuck off into the trees and caw derisively the moment they see the distinctive green and white pest company trucks; this company shot one (1) crow here three years ago and now the crows all know the company on sight.

I am, of course, rooting for the crows in this battle, and so far the crows are winning handily.

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Commissions Open

Commission Information , Terms of Service, Detailed TOS

Hello! After some thought, I am opening up commissions. Right now, I am only going to be doing a few, so I’m opening 3 slots for the time being.

Below are the simple rates, and examples. These rates may vary based on what you want. 

Even if you don’t want to commission, or can’t, helping me spread the word is greatly appreciated! ❤️

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kitty paws

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New crush... Astarion, how long to wait for you?😁 Despite early access I love this game and almost all of the characters. Third walkthrough and I am still discovering something new for myself. This is soooo amazing! – Baldur’s Gate 3 –

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In love with one (1) space cowboy 🌽