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I currently have a few longforms to catch up on because school has been crazy, so I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that the fanfic tags/descriptions for Sorry About My Nan are WILD out of context:

Anyway, I will obviously be reading all of these once I have time to watch the longform.

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so were all on the same page with this taking place in the same pub as death for a dollar right

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Preparing for the longform like:

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Preparing for the longform like:

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The sfth Sherlock adaptations are the best Sherlock adaptations I will not be taking constructive criticism 💞

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Posting this screenshot to wish everyone a great weekend! :)

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I love him your honour

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Rewatched BUS! recently, and I feel like Jemima's flatmates are the Caravan Sellers but at a much lower chaos level:

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aj with DAVID TENNANT???????

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Hi guys!

I'm new here. I found SFTH on YouTube some time ago and quickly became a fan. I even signed up for improv classes!

I'm from Poland and I apologize for any mistakes in English. I'm better at reading and listening than writing and speaking. But I want to be a part of the fandom, so bear with me.

Lady Margery

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I FINALLY GOT TO WATCH DEATH FOR A DOLLAR AND IT’S AMAZING!!! I HAVE EXACTLY ZERO COHERENT THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW!!! IT HAS RENDERED ME THOUGHTLESS!!! I AM BARELY RESTRAINING MYSELF FROM JUMPING UP AND DOWN, LITERALLY HOW DID I WAIT TO SEE IT FOR SO LONG???

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I want an entire movie about Susan and Alice's relationship drama.

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NO THOUGHTS JUST THIS:

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Is it T gel or injections? do you do the injections? what gender affirming surgeries do you offer? how many phones does it all cost? as a down payment please accept my iPhone SE. Thank you ma’am.

The type ya get depends which ya want. As for surgeries, I can do pretty much anything with my magic if you pay me right. An iPhone SE’ll get ya… *checks price board* some.

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Yes, I'm obsessed with the British improvisers. Yes, I will bring them up in conversation. Yes, I am holding back on how much I bring them up. No, I will not be taking notes.

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You're only six years old. You're trying to be a ballerina, to be victorious, to dance better than any of the other girls. (You'll dance on their heads if you have to.) (Metaphorically.) You hope your parents can forgive you for being a bad little girl. You tell stories of them drinking too much and ignoring you for too long and making you fight a bear. (You lost.) But you also tell the story of how sometimes they said "I love you" by leaving an extra layer of dust for you to wipe away. Someday, that might lose its meaning, or take on a darker one. But you're young. You have time.

You're only six years old. You have trouble saying words, but you keep trying. You struggle with ballet, but you keep trying. You make jokes that most people don't laugh at, but you keep trying. You sing to yourself when you're lonely. You tell a little boy he can be whatever he wants to be. You laugh together. (It's fun.) You're reprimanded, but you still promise to teach him all you know. Someday, you might realize how brave you were. But you're young, and bravery looks so much like kindness.

You're only six years old. You've been forced to fight in a war you want no part in, used by the people who were supposed to protect you. You dance for royalty, but you will not slit their throats. (Maybe it's bravery. Maybe it's kindness. Maybe it's just the boy's voice in your head, telling you that you can be whatever you want to be.) You're cast out by the person who was supposed to care about you. (Maybe she never cared, or maybe she just doesn't know how to show it.) You leave, and the boy comes with you. You're not going to fight any battles that aren't your own. Someday, this will be a memory, and you'll be free. But right now, you're scared, and you're being forced to grow up too fast, and you're only six years old.