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can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

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my love for plain white rice is intense and unhealthy AMA

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ELLIE IN EVERY SCENE 83/?

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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There is still time by @/luvnotee

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assassin’s apprentice is crazy fitz is like eight and he’s running around the castle eating dog food and getting drunk his dead gay dad’s alive gay best friend is a functional alcoholic who hates him he has play dates with patience who sits there and says you’re mommy’s special idiot fitz you’re mommy’s special little fucking idiot and then he hangs out with his bastard granduncle (?) who lives in the walls and is doing night assassin school because of a verbal contract fitz made with the king who is also his grandfather that is for some reason legally binding even though fitz was roughly six and hiding under a table at the time and he lives his entire life getting beat to shit by his betters and then having to live in the same castle as them forever and if heeee says anything he’s a trifling little nobody whore. regal tries to murder this fourteen year old and everyone’s like fitz why can’t you just get along with your uncle 🙄 when now he has EPILEPSY and it’s the uncles’ FAULT and he’s staging a COUP and nobody GIVES a shit. and the FOOL is there.

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Butches were literally MADE to wear boxers and oversized t-shirt. That is genuinely my lingerie, I feel so hot in that, and other butches look so hot in it, and when they lay back and their shirt rides up and you can see the tummy??? Perfection.

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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself

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Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home

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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

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If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

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i do not believe in labubus or their cause

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Pspspsps hi, I saw you reblogged a post with art of a boot on someone’s neck with the caption “stay down” so IF I MAY: that but Vi and Sevika. Them getting into a fight and Sevika winning and Vi pressing up into the boot on her neck because the lack of airflow makes her Feel Something for once. That is all :)

:3c making a note

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real