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Yeonjun, drunk trying to cheer up Soobin: Whenever you are sad just remember, cupcakes were just muffins that believed in miracles! So go out there and try to be a cupcake

Soobin: did you just call me a muffin?

Yeonjun, patting him on the back: sure thing cupcake

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Dino: aw come on Wonwoo you’re smart

Wonwoo: is it because I’m wearing glasses?

Dino: um

Wonwoo: I’m automatically smart because I wear glasses, right?

Wonwoo: Well I only wear them because I failed an eye test and the answers were right in front of me

Wonwoo: lower your expectations

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Jisung: can’t you just admit that you were wrong?

Hyunjin, stirring his coffee: fuck you, I actually prefer it with salt

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Johnny: Mark, my words *holds out his hand*

Mark: *slaps a Webster Dictionary into Johnny’s open hand*

Johnny: Thank you, Mark

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Taeyong, on the phone: so how did they get arrested this time?

Johnny: bro I don’t even know what-

Mark: yeah! We didn’t do anything wrong!

Doyoung: They got pulled over and when the officer said “papers” Mark yelled “scissors” and Johnny drove away

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Woozi: today I saw a mini figure of myself

Mingyu: I think you saw yourself in the mirror

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JYP: now remember Jisung you are not allowed to take off your shirt during the concert

Jisung, pouting: but how else will I show Stay my washboard abs?

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Kun, during a group meeting: and Yangyang still lacks direction

Yangyang, with his back facing Kun: I do not!

Kun: turn around

Yangyang: *proceeds to to a 180 degree turn* boom

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IF YOU LIVE IN THE US, PLEASE READ THIS

Posting this from the bird app since I hope it can help people.

People have been contacting the White House directly to demand a recount, especially since there has been evidence that not every ballot has been counted and will be thrown away if it hasn't been cured.

The link to contact the White House is here!

The following screenshot comes from here!

If you need help writing something, check under the cut! I've provided a prewritten response from one of the replies!

"I am a concerned citizen, and I need you to hear me. I urge you to recount the ballots from this election and investigate election interference. Bomb threats have been called into multiple polling locations, causing some to close early. Domestic terrorists have burned ballot boxes. An unprecedented number of ballots have been rejected and require curing. There have been reports of polling officers allowing voter intimidation in and outside of polling places across the country and an estimated 20 million mail in ballots are unaccounted for. In addition, many people have reported that ballots were not counted for suspicious reasons such as signature invalidation which is information that vote counters do not have access to. These events have occurred in swing states such as Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Georgia, for instance."

Feel free to add and change what you want, this is just a base for you to work off of.

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Soobin: I’m done getting into stupid arguments with you guys

Beomgyu: water isn’t wet

Soobin: *being held back by his manager* WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW IS WATER NOT WET-

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Dino: so who do like look up to?

Woozi: everyone. I’m like super short

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Johnny: so did you and Taeyong have a fight?

Doyoung: Taeyong had a fight. I was being perfectly reasonable

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It's okay if you're really sad. Some people might dismiss your sadness, but your sadness is valid! It doesn't matter that you didn't know him irl. You're allowed to be sad, and nobody should tell you otherwise!

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I cannot believe they moonbin has passed away… it’s so hard to believe I have so many tears in my eyes… my condolences to moonbin’s family and Astro’s members too… they lost a best friend, a brother.

may you rest in peace, moon bin. 🕊️

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Taeyong: you know it doesn’t cost anything to be nice

Doyoung: it’s also free to be disrespectful

Taeyong:

Johnny: he has a point

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Manager: now remember SCoups you can’t tell carats you are having an April comeback

SCoups: don’t worry I won’t tell anyone

SCoups, at carat land: so fuck the rules we are having a comeback in April bitches!

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Haechan: so uh Mark you got a date for Valentine’s Day?

Mark: yeah. It’s February 14th

Haechan: that’s not what I-

Mark: it’s also Jaehyun’s birthday! Dude what should we buy him?