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I definitely must’ve missed a lot of Steven Universe bc how the heck did Lars went from “convenience store clerk to Captain Harlock”???

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my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

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dinnermaxxing

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Something quick for my fave cookie

Pose comes from this

I love him and I need him

Also made him a bit chubby just bcz

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honestly my favorite 4chan post

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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i watched the minecraft movie and it’s actually really good

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Submission from @yokimon

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valve invented gay sex on june 23rd 2011 with meet the medic

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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do you want me to teach you like... gay lessons

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in hindsight, herobrine never seemed malicious. everything widely accepted as 'canon' about him - placing redstone torches, digging tunnels, watching you from afar, building sand pyramids (and sometimes he'd be thought of as the reason behind terrain / world generation glitches or even the bug where you'd find your spawn chunks repeated, or chunks from other deleted worlds cut into your current world)... it never hurt you. he simply existed, and made things.

i can't help but wonder, did he just want a friend? did he build sand pyramids because he saw another player do it and thought they looked cool? does he only use redstone torches because he's light sensitive and the lower light levels are nicer on his eyes? does he sometimes copy the chunk your house is in because he liked your house and wanted to live in it too, but was too scared to ask you?