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mfs be like "are you single or taken" and like technically im single but that implies that im availible, which i most definitely am not so yes im taken. im taken by me. you cant have me.

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HELLO I HAVE A REQUEST BORN FROM A CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY COMBO.

“Heartwarming orphans in my fettuccine alfredo.”

Please. please. I beg of you. Any newsies, I just wanna see this realized

I... I don't know what to say for myself. This blursed image now exists in my files

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HELLO I HAVE A REQUEST BORN FROM A CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY COMBO.

“Heartwarming orphans in my fettuccine alfredo.”

Please. please. I beg of you. Any newsies, I just wanna see this realized

I... I don't know what to say for myself. This blursed image now exists in my files

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HELLO I HAVE A REQUEST BORN FROM A CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY COMBO.

“Heartwarming orphans in my fettuccine alfredo.”

Please. please. I beg of you. Any newsies, I just wanna see this realized

I... I don't know what to say for myself. This blursed image now exists in my files

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HELLO I HAVE A REQUEST BORN FROM A CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY COMBO.

“Heartwarming orphans in my fettuccine alfredo.”

Please. please. I beg of you. Any newsies, I just wanna see this realized

I... I don't know what to say for myself. This blursed image now exists in my files

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update: i just got, in a short span from each other, two hair loss regrowth treatment ads; one for men and one for women. i just got a haircut today. i do not need hair loss regrowth treatment. at least im getting adult ads and theyre not going to suspect me of (gasp) being under 18 (which i am decidedly not) and make me give their third party company any identifying documents

i don't think my youtube algorithm can figure out my gender because i keep getting "hers" weightloss ads and "hims" 'ed treatment and testosterone booster' ads, and grainger hardware ads and masculine meal prep ads but also meal prep ads "for women"

good to see i'm still an Enigma

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One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.

Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.

Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.

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My new favorite hobby is weaponizing my Mom Friend status against my male coworkers, of which there are a surplus because I am A Woman in The Trades. It's hilarious to me. I have been the Mom Friend my entire life and working construction means I've expanded my territory from Mom Friend to Site Mom by virtue of always knowing where things are and also having pain meds and general life advice if you need any. Do you know what happens when you are so aggressively mom-shaped despite not even being 30? All the young guys I work with have subconsciously put me in the mom category of their brains. Do you know what that means? I live and work in the American South. These guys have been raised both socially and culturally to Respect All Mom Figures and I've snuck myself into that classification like a cuckoo in the nest. Like, listen, I can take it and dish it out with the best of them and I'm "one of the guys" 97% of the time, but I have my limits. If they're being dicks to each other and I'm tired of it all I gotta do is look really disapproving and scold them with some classic Mom-isms and it will stop them dead in their tracks. It's a total short circuit of their brains. Not one of these guys has withstood my telling them "manners are free and it costs nothing to be kind." Sometimes I just give them a look and say "Really?" in that tone of voice all moms use when they're completely fed up with you and it makes them straighten up in 10 seconds flat, guaranteed. It's psychological warfare of the highest order. One time I jokingly pulled out a "I'm so disappointed in you" after hearing this barely 18 year old tell some story about being obnoxious in an online game voice chat and it was very obviously a joke but somehow it rattled him so much AT WORK that he later told me he stopped doing it. It's a perfect storm of factors and literally all of them are in my favor. Should I care more about not enforcing gender stereotypes, especially in such a male-dominated field? Probably, but let's be real, the power has completely gone to my head.

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i don't think my youtube algorithm can figure out my gender because i keep getting "hers" weightloss ads and "hims" 'ed treatment and testosterone booster' ads, and grainger hardware ads and masculine meal prep ads but also meal prep ads "for women"

good to see i'm still an Enigma

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What happened to the garfini?

TLDR the internet is a scary place rn

I have just recently ran into a lot of barriers due to me being more experimental publicly with my gender identity and that being taken as something MUCH different. Obviously I wouldn't want a lot of it to get to me but sadly I don't feel secure enough to be able to post something like that and feel confident that the fallout wont lead to undesirable outcomes. I would really want to and Im sorry that I cant, but I know in the future if things change I will absolutely keep true to my word!

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the end of dsmp was like the end of a play but instead of all the actors coming onto the stage and holding hands and taking a bow they all came out and started brawling and half the audience left and the other half stayed to watch

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Masterplan to overthrow Grand Immortal Dictator (SECRET)

OBTAIN KEY TO HOMETOWN

Singing my songs

Spahgetti

Introducing My baby: The Gentleman

my spahgetti

Die :(

My Chemical Romance :)

BON JOVI COVER YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

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livin' on a prayer, my chemical romance new jersey show, streamed by pixie.revolver

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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Sarah feels like she literally only exists because the main character in a childrens movie needed a female love interest. Like, I know people get mad about people shitting on Katherine but I haven't seen anything about Sarah so I hope most people agree. She just sorta is there at dinner, she's there on the rooftop, and she's there to be attacked by the Delancys, and is there to be kissed by Jack at the end of the movie. Like I don't hate her but I'm like so apathetic towards her.

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this is a sarah jacobs/ele keats appreciation post

like, i’m sorry, but she is absolutely GORGEOUS. i don’t blame jack for any interest he had in her (even tho he was definitely gay for davey). but srsly!! ele keats is actually so pretty!!

(moving on from my bi panic)

even though she definitely could have been developed better as a character, sarah is still one of my favorites. in the original 92sies script, she had a much larger role, more lines, and was written as more of an activist. obviously better than the final version. i really like how some fansies have interpreted her character and written her as a more confident and intelligent person.

and of course, shipping her with kath works so well for so many reasons. Taking the main character’s two love interests and making them gay and dating is one of my favorite tropes. Plus, since sarah and kath don’t exist in the same version, there’s a lot of room for creativity when it comes to writing the characters interacting.

ALSO: ele keats got so much hate after newsies released. the reviews hated on her character (and by extension, her) a lot. disney even sent ele a book of hateful reviews, which was pretty fuckin weird. like why?? why would you send a young actress a record of so many people hating on her??