rook, he/her, i'm an adult. twitter @corviiid, ao3 @ unsungillumination.
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goodbye june HELLOOO APRIL!!! 😋😍😍🥰🥰🍁🍁🍂🍂
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need to pick up date everything i feel like it would be an incredibly fun game to play on stream
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peace and love. the grumpy one and the sunshine one did irreparable damage to the characterisation landscape
#see also the flirty one and the flustered one#great dynamic. fantastic dynamic. until you watch every two people under the sun being forced into it erroneously#i wanna be so clear im in favour of letting people have fun however they like. do what brings you joy.#this post is part of ME being a people having fun and MY having fun is complaining in my pit#we can be ships passing in the night. good tidings to you.#rookposting
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Weird Fishes.
Part of this art telephone!
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ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.
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im not religious but paper soup spoons do make me believe that not only is god real he really genuinely hates us so much
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in order to get to the beautiful princess in the tower (my personality) you need to overcome a deadly gauntlet and defeat a horrifying beast beyond mortal comprehension (also my personality)
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Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
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Anyway dni if you still support Cain, he hit his brother over the head with a fucking rock and it killed him instantly (source). I truly do not know how he still has fans. It astounds me how people can call themselves good people and still be completely fine platforming blatantly Abelist assholes like him. Smh
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uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote
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direct exposure to the nolan odyssey carries a high risk of exploding me into toxic sludge on contact
#defy the gods. your poster tagline is defy the gods#yes of course. in the odyssey your epic no pun intended power fantasy marketing copy catch phrase is defy the gods. in the odyssey.#that's what you want to do is defy the gods. in the odyssey. that's what the odyssey is about. how cool it is to defy the gods. in the odys#where is odysseus greekmythology ill eat him to stop this movie being conceived#i need everyone i know to stop asking me about this movie immediately it is like an instant migraine generator to me#oh but rook maybe it's like ironic though maybe it's like a cautionary#like maybe it's in reference to you know maybe it's his journey is because he defied the and it's literary maybe it's not that bad an#maybe. mahgbe so. maybe so. maybe this will be a great movie. maybe christopher nolan actually understands the odyssey#better than anyone else in history. in his movie that has matt damon in it and tom holland. maybe so. mayube its good.#it's possible. im no prophet. it's possible. could be. could defy all expectations. could change my life#could be the polar opposite of troy 2004 despite the presence of matt damon who is basically brad pitt again#you say all this to me. it could be so. you know what though. you have more faith than i do.#god i need to lie down
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"have you ever blocked someone for--" babydoll i have blocked people for transgressions you could not begin to imagine
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https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/162471615
This is my favorite local inat post I have ever found and I thought y’all might like it
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I've seen a couple people insinuate I'm only just now getting into death note and ex-fucking-scuse me I've BEEN here I've DONE my time
and here's a redraw for your enjoyment
don't ever fucking doubt me.
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