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“Dogs don’t know what they look like. Dogs don’t even know what size they are. No doubt it’s our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brother’s dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused — “Should I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, aren’t I?” But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-poo… Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a cat’s way of maintaining a relationship. Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and can’t make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, it’ll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again — “I thought that was a cat. Aren’t I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?” … A lot of us humans are like dogs: we really don’t know what size we are, how we’re shaped, what we look like. The most extreme example of this ignorance must be the people who design the seats on airplanes. At the other extreme, the people who have the most accurate, vivid sense of their own appearance may be dancers. What dancers look like is, after all, what they do.”

— Ursula Le Guin, in The Wave in the Mind (via fortooate)

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"Light catcher" (2012) by Helene Beland.

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TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language

via reddit.com

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a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

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losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something

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today i’m thinking about: this Sudowoodo character in SM that can just randomly speak English in the localized versions of the games, assumedly because nobody in the localization team caught on to the fact that Sudowoodo’s Japanese name is Usokkii, and it was saying “uso” as in Usokkii…not literally saying the Japanese word for “lies”

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WAS ANYBODY GOING TO TELL ME THAT L'S ENGLISH VOICE ACTOR WAS JULIAN IN BARBIE AS THE PRINCESS AND THE FUCKING PAUPER

L SANG THIS SONG? L FROM DEATH NOTE?

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“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

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Let’s all be little blue shrimp and hang out in the vibrant greenery together

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putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

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anyone remember this post well guess what we're getting dumber with it (yes i will upload and make playable once i finish it)

we all have to be really cool about the unfinished default dialogue boxes and the fact that there are no chess pieces present in this mind chess okay it's a work in progress. this is literally one day's worth of of flying by the seat of my pants. and damn it jim im a lawyer not a programmer

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i only write two kinds of fanfiction. it's either

hey wouldn't it be funny if the dumbest bullshit you ever heard happened right here in this my document

the dumb bullshit is a trojan horse for a lecture i want to deliver but refuse to write a paper about

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having a post blow up is a miserable experience but i love it when my friends and mutuals have banger posts blow up because then not only do i get the positive friend experience of acquiring brand new phrases to alter my vocabulary forever but for once everyone else will also know what im talking about

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my personal favourite ace attorney trope

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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

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it came to me in a vision