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look up zebra finches on youtube and listen to their beeps i promise you you will be delighted

oh man when i was a little kid i remember one of my friends' siblings had pet zebra finches!! i do remember their lovely beeps. thank you for reminding me to go listen to the beeping

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I like the alpine longhorn beetle. It's blue! 🩵 Sort of grey-leaning blue but still neat, especially when compared to other longhorn beetles or, well, most other bugs in central europe. It also has black markings so it can blend in with the bark on beech trees, where they live. Sadly they're a threatened species, with their numbers falling greatly in recent years. They're classified as a protected species in several countries because of it.

thank you for being the only person who actually told me about bugs.

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One time I dreamt that I asked you what would happen if the zombie apocalypse broke out (the last of us style) in the middle of the Kira investigation but then I deleted the word zombie apocalypse and replaced it with mewing

is the new question what would happen if meowing broke out in the middle of the kira investigation? i personally do think L could be a catboy. possibly even should

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I ATE A DOUBLE A BATTERY AND I WILL EAT ANOTHER

when did this happen? my associate wants to know

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i skipped class yesterday because i simply straight up forgot about it until like 4pm. almost forgot about a final thesis meeting i have tomorrow morning until i was thinking about how excited i was to mindlessly sleep in again and was like wait. i have a 9am. sob

that is not really a fun question hmm. i prefer escalators over elevators but what’s ur opinion?

good luck with your thesis meeting! hope u can have some peace and fucking quiet after that's done so you can forget about things in peace.

funny you ask because the escalator/elevator thing came up in conversation yesterday. escalators generally, but elevators at work because then i get to watch the doors close and then sigh dramatically and run my hands through my hair in exhaustion where nobody can see me like im the harried protagonist of an office drama.

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may we chuck your bengis sir/madam

where are you chucking it :(

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If you were an ace attorney character what role would you play in a case and what would your silly pun name be?

id like to be a new rival prosecutor i think but then i dont really get like a really dumb pun name or anything do i. okay i'm apollo justice's secret second mother that he has and my name is Loren Justice. get it?

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anon asks are temporarily on. please confess your sins to me. or tell me about your favourite bug. or something else dumb

christ im so sick of law rn im tempted to turn on anon and invite people to put random shit in my inbox as an anti boredom measure

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christ im so sick of law rn im tempted to turn on anon and invite people to put random shit in my inbox as an anti boredom measure

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💖 leed fails to mention they're the one keeping monamona alive ever since ye olde muskrat went on his anti joy crusade. truly it is thanks to leed that mona meows on

Hey there. I want to thank you and your co-author for making M0NAM0NA bot and keeping up all these years... I know it was a cute thing for the fic (I still reread that!) but you don't know the joy that little bot gives me. Really keeps me going

God I'm right there with you he makes me so happy, when @alsahm and I wrote the fic we never imagined someone would make a real monabot?!??! We all have @corviiids to thank for giving him life and making him so cute and perfect 🥹❤️

(Our beautiful son if you haven't met him yet.)

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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

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Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

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love your death note art so much it's very soft and watercolor like :)

this is so nice of you. ill cry. one million dollars for you forever

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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If you wish to go, Do I have the right to ask you to stay? Guess not.

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But never let me die without a struggle and without acclaim

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Do other writers ever get this like, hyper-specific dialogue exchange drop into their brains and you know exactly where these character are standing and what they’re doing and how they’re saying these words but that’s all you get. You don’t have much other context and this specific moment that exists only at this time in your headspace??