do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra
I'm fucking doing this. I'm almost out of the giant thing of laundry pods I got at Costco and although it was a rather awesome deal I like this a whole lot better. 👌
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
Android AU | Assassin AU | Maknae line x Reader | AI!Jungkook
Trailer GIF
Chapters: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Gang AU/Mafia AU | Hyung Line x Reader (Primarily Namjoon x Reader)
Chapters: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Part 14 | Part 15 | Part 16 | Part 17 | Part 18
Additional POVs (reactions, texts, and scenes) | Requests CLOSED |: | Part 5.5 (V) | Part 8.5 (RM, Jin) | Part 9.5 (J-Hope, Jin) | Part 9 Texts (Read after Pt 11) (V, RM) | Part 11.5 (Suga) | Part 12.5/13.5 (J-Hope, Suga) | Part 11.5 (Read after Pt 17) (J-Hope)
Grim Reaper AU | BTS x Reader | Each short story will feature a different member as a Grim Reaper | Best but not required to read in order
Grim Love: Loss | Reaper!Namjoon x Reader x Yoongi
Grim Love: Memory | Reaper!Taehyung x Reader x Seokjin
Grim Love: Echo | Reaper!Jungkook x Reader x Seokjin
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One-shots
Let the Villain Win | Author AU | Yandere Namjoon | Smut | Thriller/Drama
The Shoulder on Which You Cry | Jungkook x Reader x Namjoon | Hometown AU | Smut | Romance/Drama
Coming Soon
Coming Soon
Locks and Barriers | Post Apocalypse AU | Smut | Romance/Drama
Escaping the Nightmare | Jimin x Reader x Jungkook | Yandere Jungkook | Smut | Thriller/Drama
Beastly Gods | Taehyung x Reader x ??? | Hybrid AU (Hybrid!Tae, Human!Reader) | Smut | Thriller/Drama
The Shoulder on Which You Cry | Jungkook x Reader x Namjoon | Hometown AU | Smut | Romance/Drama
Escaping the Nightmare | Jimin x Reader x Jungkook | Yandere Jungkook | Smut | Thriller/Drama
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Round 1 | July 1st-5th, 2019
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Sorry to the anon that requested this, i know it took a while but imma start on the supernatural au next… also thinking of doing a college au one but idk
bolded fics or mentioned writers are ones that have been recently added.
Also if you ever want to send me your own fic recommendations I”m always up for some more reading…
Summary | Be careful for what you wish for, because you may never know how to deal with them once it comes true. What would you do when your wish for a second chance actually came true? But was it really a fulfilled wish? Too many questions lie when it actually happened. Were they real memories? Or perhaps a part of a past life? Was it only a dream all along? Will everything be different this time?
▷ Carousel (Arranged Marriage!au) | Min Yoongi x reader
Music Playlist: Carousel | Fan Edits: 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07
Summary | He is the successor of his family’s business empire, and you are the female heir of yours. After the trouble his older brother had created in the past, he now must face certain requirements needed for the sake of the family’s future and to save his rights of inheritance, and you become his only way out. Everything might seem so simple, just the way they are supposed to. But everything isn’t always what it seems, is it?
Summary | As beings from ancient times, the Vampire Clan has undergone numerous changes to thrive in the Modern Age after surviving the Ancient Blood War. As a part of the traveller family in his clan, Jimin has parted ways from the coven until the day his Lords warned him of the lurking danger from inside the clan. And all so suddenly, he was pulled out of his solitary, only to have given the responsibility he had never wished to have, along with the threats that come as a part of the deal.
Born as youngest yet having lost so much, you have given your family your loyalty, your protection, and had been given their love and support that had become the only thing that keeps you going. But what happens when the only people you have put your trust in only repay you with betrayal?
▷ Nocturne (Assassin!au, Spy!au) | Jungkook x OC (original character)
| Prologue | 01 | Character Profiles | Music Playlist
Summary | It took only one night, one event, for the fate of two children to change. And it took another night, and another event, for Jungkook to finally met her
✰ Entanglement: one | two | three | four | five | six (m) (6/7) (moodboard)
Borders: one (1)
Taegi’s slave (+ Taehyung) (m) (moodboard)
Live a Little (+ Hoseok) (m)
✰ Missing Link (m)
Series:
Suga Daddy: {playlist} one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten | eleven | twelve | thirteen | fourteen (m) (14/15)
The Party (m)
✰ Affair of the Heart (m)
Live a Little (+ Yoongi) (m)
Series:
The Transfer: one | two | three | four (m) (4/5)
Full Benefits (m)
Series:
✰ Entanglement: one | two | three | four | five | six (m) (6/7) (moodboard)
My Princess (m)
Boss’s Orders (m)
Series:
Handyman: one | two | three | four | five (m) (5/5)
Ineffable: one | two (m) (2/3)
Taegi’s slave (+ Yoongi) (m) (moodboard)
The Name Game (m)
✰ Try my Luck (m)
Series:
Unconcealed: one | two (m) (2/2)
I Need You (m)
Crave (m)
✰ Epoch (m)
✰ Enigma (m)
Series:
I’m Not a Kid: one | two | three (m) (3/3)
Close as Strangers: {playlist} one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten | eleven | twelve | thirteen | fourteen | fifteen (15/15)
Summary: Yoongi tells you about his past but is terrified of how you’ll take it.
This came a little early than expected. Anyway, enjoy and thanks for reading.
Parts: {playlist} one | two | three | four | five | six | seven
Everything felt like it was playing out and slow-motion and all you were doing was twirling the flowers in your hand. You were nauseated and your mind was racing with every possible scenario. You knew that Yoongi couldn’t have a squeaky clean record. Especially with his attitude and the way he talked to you sometimes. For some reason you still loved him, despite that.