cottagecoreginger

[cottagecoreginger]

when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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how men in huge pickup trucks look at you thru their windshield when they just almost hit you point blank at an intersection where you had indisputable right of way

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Staying at a somewhat shitty hotel. Can’t get on the wifi. Tell the front desk. They have no IT support so the desk guy just gives me the admin password. Tells me “that should work. It’s just you and me using it.” Imagining the two of us skipping through the world wide web holding hands

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I can't believe adulting is doing regular shit BY OURSELVES! like what do mean I'm not in the same school as my best friend and we can't find each other in the halls and eat our lunches. What do you mean I have to pay taxes. I'm responsible for driving! By myself! What happened! Why is my bestie not just around the corner but rather 7 hours away!

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I miss my cat so fucking much

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I love you my handsome man. May you rest in the clouds. 🖤🤍🖤🤍

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Honest thought tho…

Hiccup, from how to train your dragon 🤨😏

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✨️I love it when everything is quiet ✨️( I have noise canceling headphones blasting slipknot as I bang shit around cleaning)

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I NEED TO GO TO BILLIE EILISH'S CONCERT IN DECEMBER! I have been seeing her new album music clips all over everything I have. I just want to see her 😩 omg I would do anything. Will it drain my bank account, yes, will I still go? ...most likely

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Pigeon with noodle legs! This is a must in life!

"A carb free diet? 0/10, would not recommend" - pigeon

pigeon crochet pattern by me @mevvsan and is free to anyone that signs up to my newsletter!

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Having fancy gel nails prevents me from sabotaging my toe nails and aggressively picking at my skin.

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My work sucks for a little over half of the time, but boy, do I love the boss recognizes me. Only one of the few people who say they are proud of me and appreciate me.

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Finished to the 'world's smallest violin' by ajr

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Why are skyrim trolls so caked up like hello????

Honestly. Bethesda ignored the personalities of all its characters so it could focus on what was really important - trolls with fat fucking asses. just absolutely cheeked up. you try getting past the high hrothgar frost troll and the clap of his asscheeks is alerting every enemy in a 30 mile radius.

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this is the funniest fucking thing, after you kinda murdered your professor you become friends and go to jcpenny for a friendship photoshoot

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Rating my iud experience: -7/10 for about an hour. Was crying during, after, and driving home. Massive fucking long ass tools being used to hold shit open and put shit in. Legs just spread wall to wall with the male gynecologist down there. Fucking how will have even one kid if dilating me slightly hurt so fucking much!! I thought I would die. But once that was done, I hadn't died.

At least my boyfriend was there the whole time, right by my side, holding my hand. He was super caring through it all. He got me ice cream when I was done, too.

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Being high for the first time after no having any for almost 2 months is a wack to re experience it all