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buford from phineas and ferb is a film major

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If I had a nickel for everytime starkid had a wedding where a himbo married a robot, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that is happened twice.

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i like to rewatch 2010 shows sometimes, and i'll put up with ANYTHING. like i'll go watch some GARBAGE disney original, you know, i don't wanna name an actual show so let's just make one up, let's call it “My Babysitter’s a Vampire". so i'll go watch it, on disney channel. and i go "can you give the show a season three?" , and they goes "NO, and now it’s cancelled and plays reruns on diseny xd. tah!” and i go "ooookayyyyyyyy" and then i go to the diseny xd channel, and then i come back from the diseny xd channel and i go "any updates?" and they goes "yeah! the show is still cancelled on a cliffhanger and now it’s off reruns! because WE HATE YOU. now take this teasing post from one of the actors 9 years later saying there’s a season three, go, fetch!." and i go "oookayyyyy" and then i go to the actor’s instagram and i go "can i get a season three?" and they go "NOOOOOOOO!" and i go "ooookayyyyyy" and they go "you're a little too old to care, aren't you?" and i go "nooooooo" and they go "say it!" and i go "i'm a little too old to care." and then i go over to the disney help desk, which is an oxymoron, and i go "can your actors not tease a season three so i don’t get my hopes crushed again?" and they go "no! in fact, we’re going forget we even own the rights and do nothing with them for over TEN YEARS!" and i go "why are you doing this to me?" and then they go "because we're diseny channel and life is a fucking nightmare!" but with newer fans they would just be like "mbav is on netflix! let's go see if the actors were lying about a season three" .....so it's better

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mbav is such an abandon property at this point we could truly do and say anything with it and it wouldn’t matter at all

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no further questions your honor

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the mbav fandom is so quaint and gay i love it

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can we all collectively agree that ethan and benny were dating ok thanks x

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In retrospect, the fact that it was a meme for a good five years that none of us knew what was going to happen in the year 2020 seems oddly prescient.

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AJ chillin in the handler’s stomach be like

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ok but the way david could not keep it together in the elevator is the funniest thing i have ever watched

he’s trying so hard to hold in a laugh

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so i did a thing

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Cult leader Klaus has the same energy as Gina Linetti when she creates the G hive send tweet

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“did we all get sexier?”

Source: Entertainment Weekly

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‘Can you hug me as I go?’

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Lauren’s replies to joey’s posts are hilarious 😂

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My proposed set list if Team StarKid did another tour!

Some notes: I’ve kept it around the length of both the S.P.A.C.E. Tour and Apocalyptour. I’ve tried to get a good balance between new songs they haven’t sung live (so there’s some TGWDLM and BF in here), songs from shows I feel are underappreciated (that means LWL, MAMD and Ani), StarKid Evergreens and some fun concepts to bundle songs together (We live for medleys, am I right?). Tried to find a good structure and a balance between quieter and up tempo songs.

Without further ado, the list:

Gone To Oregon

CaliforM.I.A.

What Do You Say

A Thousand And One Nights

America Medley (The American Way / America Is Great Again / Made In America)

No Way

Sidekick

That’s What I Call A Rogues Medley Vol. 2 (Golden Rule Evil Reprise / Wagon On Fire / Join Us And Die)

Status Quo

Not Your Seed

Granger Danger

Joke Song Medley (We Don’t Wanna Be Sued / Duck Is Lord / A Song Is A Dick In Sheep’s Clothing / Liam’s Got A Phone Call)

Strike Back

Show Stoppin’ Number

Climate Change

Not Alone

It’s Over Now [ENCORE]

Even Though

Days Of Summer / Goin’ Back To Hogwarts

Super Friends

So, what do y’all think? And tell me yours, I’d love to know!