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Chat I might have to write a Hector X Me, I mean Hector X Reader fic
#hibiscus posting#hector date everything#date everything hector#hector valentino airnesto condicionado#my hubsband#my mans#gimmie that hvac
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Thank you op for your glorious service to the Performance Check fandom 🫡
If you aren’t perchance swamped with requests could I humbly ask for some Chance X Lux art? (Performance Check my love)

While Lux tends to get on my nerves, I'll admit this ship is a guilty pleasure of mine XD
I honestly hate how I've been drawing lately, pls forgive me for that-
#i love this#the art and the ship#lux date everything#date everything#date everything chance#chance date everything#date everything lux#hibiscus posting#performance check ship#performance check date everything
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Chat it appears I may have missed one
One could argue the most important one, the first ship the wheel ever gave me and my ironic beloved
Behold


Gold Plated Sink
Day 1 of random Date Everything ships that my wheel gives me that I think can kinda work maybe
Scrolling in bed (Phonecia X Betty)
- gets points purely because when do people use their phones the most? In bed
- I think they could be silly, I have nothing else to say
Cleanup Crew (Tyrell X Hoove) (totally didn’t originally have the wrong name hehe)
- 🤷
- vibes
Onlyfans (Ben-Hwa X Lucinda Lavish)
- Source, our Ben-Hwa fictive dated Lucinda
#date everything#date everything randomized wheel ships#lucinda lavish#date everything sinclaire#date everything gold plated sink
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Me when people have fun with my ideas/so very pos
Between the two of us we’ll eventually have every possible pairing/silly
Random DE Ships!
Listen, I was scrolling this tag on tumblr and @council-of-colors post inspired me to do this random madness myself!
Wheel decided-I made it!
Faith in Frames (Artt x Wyndolin)
they both have huge admiration for arts, especially about each other
once they made an art together with beautiful view from the window
Keep It Safe (Farya x Sophia)
Farya supports Sophia’s determination towards…dominating, as long as nobody hurt
Sophia protects Farya from her bathroom neighbours, cause they can be weird…
Water Is Always Same (River x Bodhi)
Bodhi was really happy to see something that isn’t new and modern to him-water! River didn’t expected so many attention towards her
They both can chat for hours about music and literature, cause they have kinda same energy
Packed Toasts (Cabrizzio x Miranda)
Cabrizzio is really overprotective about Miranda and she teases him about it
They love cuddling somewhere in the kitchen, with others weirdly staring at them (they pretend not noticing that)
G&G Premium Edition (Chance x Lucinda)
them both are FREAKS and they love that
Lucinda can fulfill any Chance’s role play idea *weird wink*
Brains and Beauty and Books (Dolly x Lyric)
oh, they would definitely have LOTS of things to discuss, Lyric would be the one who is impressed with Dolly’s knowledges and (he never admits though) her looks
Dolly is husband, Lyric is wife, prove me wrong
Spirits of the Past (Washford x Zoey)
Zoey would be happy to feel something except loneliness (my poor girl)
Washford would entertain her with his pompous monologues and stories
Table Top (Parker x Abel)
Abel is really kind to Parker, and would treat the necessity to roll for relationship as ‘funny quirky thing to do’
Parker is FREAKY and Abel just tries to keep his energy in control
Soft and Whiskey Sour (Eddie x Mateo)
oh, long cuddling sessions, I just mean it
Mateo sure would comfort Eddie in all his stresses and Eddie would be vulnerable only for Mateo
No Live Without Wires (Volt x Connie)
I can imagine them slow dancing, just feel my vibe
also, Volt would make drinks for Connie on the house (and irritate Eddie with this)
Disposable Dishware (Daisuke x Cam)
they can fix each other
if some of dishware broke, Cam wouldn’t insist on throwing them away, knowing how much dishes mean to Daisuke. Instead, he’d help him fixing them
Maybe, I’ll do more hcs, stay tuned, bros!
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Day 2 of randomized Date Everything Ships courtesy of the almighty wheel
Gamepigeon (Parker X Textbox-Chan)
- I think it’d be cute
- Maximum silly
- Unironically think Textbox-Chan would sweep at monopoly
Another Man’s Treasure (Jerry X Artt)
- Artt could help Jerry use some of his stuff for art to help with the hoarding problem
- Also consider, that guy on tiktok who paints tiny things? Artt does that to help Jerry be ok with getting rid of things. A way to remember them
Bitter memories (Memoria X Reggie)
- You ever feel nostalgic for someone you hate from before you hated them? Yeah, that
Ma and Pa (Abel X Winnifred)
- Southern
- Your honor they’re that couple who still call each other mom and dad because they got so used to it when raising their kids
- They have the kind of love story that rekindles your hope for humanity
Gold Plated Record (Rainey X Stepford)
- Barley know them however I feel like they would enjou dancing together
- Also idk, vibes once more
Boxcutter (Daisuke X Beau)
- Adhd wife X Autism husband
- Next question please
Breadwinners (Miranda X Monique)
- Haven’t met Monique yet, barely know Miranda HOWEVER the Breadwinner pun (bc like… toast but also money) is enough
Double Doors (Amir X Dorian)
- I don’t know, I can’t explain the wheel here chat but I think there’s something there
- We can build off this
Special edition polyamory ship
Shower Acrobatics (Washford X Johnny Splash X Drysdale)
- Johnny Splash marriage counselor extraordinaire fixed their relationship by singing ifykwim
- I think they could actually teach him like lyric writing and shit and the art of perfoming
#hibiscus posting#random ships#date everything#date everything ships#date everything randomized wheel ships#I saw someone else doing this and they tagged me and it actually made me so happy /gen
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(This offer still stands btw, shit’s hilarious)
So funny that we have a Dorian fictive who is watching y’all’s thirsty asses with a shocked pikachu face
Anyways if anyone sends thirsting for Dorian asks I will post his honest to god reaction to them
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Chapter 2 is out!
So um… chapter 1 of the Date Everything sex as sh fic is out
that’s a new sentence I fear
#hibiscus posting#date everything#date everything fanfic#fanfic#fic#this is like the happiest it will be for a while#come get yall juice#ao3 fanfic#fanfic update
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@scriv3lloirl
Well can he?
Johnny Splash Fans - I have an important question for you!
Do we think Johnny can dance?
We know for a fact he can't sing, but Elvis was known for his dance moves quite a bit, especially due to how risqué they were (for the time period). So I was curious, do you think Johnny would be an alright dancer? Or just like, how do we think he dances? Does he like to dance? Does he dance often? Questions I'm throwing out there as food for thought.
((i personally love the idea of johnny being super into dancing - not like choreographed dancing that's good per say but - that white boy (white shower ig) sure can bust a move if he's just freestyling))
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So um… chapter 1 of the Date Everything sex as sh fic is out
that’s a new sentence I fear
#date everything#date everything fic#eventually every character will be mentioned at least once#i promise#tw sh in fic#Different types of it#this shit is not gonna be happy#at least not yet#i am so sorry#fanfic#ao3 writer#ao3 fanfic#go check out my ao3#got some halfway ok shit on there
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Got sidetracked and uh
Chapter 1 of a new Date Everything fic coming soon chat
Returning to my angst gremlin roots with this one!
Chapter one and one of the Dorian’s maybe gets a little hurt but it’ll be fineeeee
#hibiscus posting#date everything#dorian date everything#date everything dorian#fic#date everything fic#fanfic#its gonna be a doozy#and by doozy I mean incredibly triggering to some people#returning to my fanfic author roots#maybe this one will be more popular than the Denki torture fic#prolly not#but a girl can dream
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Im so cooked chat I saw the objects and I went “Date Everything oc ideas?”

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Is this really what you’d call a muppet show?
#hibiscus posting#random draft#unrelated to anything#just thought it was funny#new favorite silly insult#the muppets
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Behold, the Hib date everything tier list (only tier that’s in order is the top one)
Feel free to roast my opinions if you want
#hibiscus posting#date everything#so sorry to my qpp#Johnny Splash is infact in yard sale/silly#I have hated Dishy from day ONE#and Keith#oh what do I say about Keith#🔪🙃
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Bro i have never felt this way about any man in my entire life. I have never had more motivation to draw. I NEED to make spicy self ship art NOW!!!!!!!! IM GONNA MAKE OUT WITH HIM SLOPY STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have never been this HORNY for ANYONE EVER. AND THAT IS SAYINJG SOMEHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Watching a Jillyeon VOD of Date Everything, specifically the one that includes her meeting Trap Dorian for the first time. Looking at the chat, we got (but are not limited to) "mmmm yummy," "HOT," "WOULD. RAW. RAWWW," "PH MY GOD? [sic]," "I want to lick him omg," "I'm too sapphic for this," "CHRIS EVANS HELLO?," "why does he have a tattoo of himself (a door)," "I need that trapdoor on me," "I'm not even into men why am I blushing," and "he speaks like the reptilian brain in Disco Elysium."
OK OK HIS REACTIONS IN ORDER
I do not think that I would taste good, on account of being made of wood - 🚪
(Hot doesn’t phase him really anymore)
Well, I suppose there isn’t really a need for a condom on account of the fact that objects can’t reproduce with humans nor can we (in most cases) contract sexually transmitted diseases. Presuming that is that by “raw” they mean unprotected - 🚪
Do I want to know what “[sic]” means? - 🚪
Again, I probably don’t taste good - 🚪
Why would someone who’s sapphic be interested in me? I’m a man. At least I assume that’s what this comment is about - 🚪
Yeah I see it - 🚪
I have several door tattoos, don’t know why just do - 🚪
I would probably crush you and I doubt that’d be enjoyable - 🚪
Again, why do so many people who have 0 interest in men find me attractive - 🚪
I don’t know the reference so no comment on that - 🚪
#dorian date everything#dorian reacts to his fans#date everything#date everything fictive#dorian posting#hibiscus posting#answering asks#send asks
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What's cafe latte? :0
Omg ok ok wait wait hyperfix switch, Dateviators off apron ON!
Cafae Latte is a tiktok series by C. M Alongi about a cafe run by fairies. There’s a lot of really good rep in it and also there’s a lot of different supernatural species each with their own lore :3
It’s great, highly recommend
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Hi! Neither horny nor an anon, but I wonder if Date Everything is gonna give the name Dorian a push into the top 500 in the US for boys. As of 2024, it ranks at #538 according to the Social Security Administration.
I really don’t hope people name their kids after me, that feels weird - 🚪
Yoo wait you might be onto smth there, we’ll just have to see ig
#hibiscus posting#dorian posting#answering asks#send asks#dorian reacts to his fans#kinda#its an ask and he answered it so it gets the tag#date everything fictive
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