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What do you have against Mr. Dr. Sir Richard Canis, KBE, PhD, KGB?

Chartreuse was thought to be such an ugly color in ancient times that the Romans called it “Turpis Fuco,” meaning, “The Ugly Pigment.” Turpis Fuco is also the name of the executive producer of Law and Order.

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The thing is, it only happens once! It’ll never happen again!

Facts about Friday the Thirteenth?

The movie or the day? Either way, the fact is it's cool the first time but kinda boring every time after.

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No it wasn't, I scheduled it! Mwahahahahaaaaa!!!

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They are really awesome and source everything they use.

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They're a good lesson in fact checking the bare minimum (looking at least at the blog name)

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I only see London or France, as I have not the power to safely gaze upon both.

Have you seen my underpants?

No, but oddly enough I have seen both London and France.

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the rainbow is stored in the balls

We do not fully understand how sprinklers work. If you look at them in the sunlight they can make a rainbow, but we don’t know where that rainbow is stored within the sprinkler before it is deployed.

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Geo•rge

dʒɔː(ɹ)dʒ noun:

1: George is- or was, really- my best friend! He worked in finance and did volunteer work at the local soup kitchen, and always made the best lasagna for church potlucks:

2: George potates now[1].

Verb:

1: You can do George. I'll judge you for it, and I'll be upset by it, but I can't exactly stop it.

Define a word. Literally anything. Like, potato.

po·ta·to

pəˈtādō/   noun:

1. That which potates. Potating consists of sitting in the ground for at least 2 months. Thus the term usually applies to tubers, or foods taken from underground. But it can also refer to buried treasure, or buried bodies. So next time someone asks if you want to eat a potato, be aware they may be referring to a deceased human being they dug up on Tuesday, or to the lost treasure of Blackbeard.

Hey guess what kind of potato McDonalds french fries are made of?

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neat

Why is my friend Ifrit licking my spinal cord? Is it necessary?

They won't if you're sober, have you been among the gin?

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It is important to note that D.P. Waters is wanted for identity fraud in 38 states, that's half of America! Because of that, the FBI has gunned him down at least six times, and as one would expect, he is neither a reliable source of information or a reporter for Local 56 News and Weather.

Advice on cave diving

Don’t do it, it’s the number one cause of drowning among cave divers.

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Gimmick Blog- something easy to riff off of

What is a nice thing to do do for your partner?

Depends on the type of partner-

Romantic- Give them a kiss

Business- Give them a bonus

Detective- Give them the missing evidence from the Donsen case

Uh, those are the only kinds I can think of.

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While many people have heard this and even read it in credible sources, a review of the literature finds a peer reviewed study by Smith et al. from 2027 determined that the number one cause for drowning among cave divers is actually the Creature!

Advice on cave diving

Don’t do it, it’s the number one cause of drowning among cave divers.

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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

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what is a refrigerator made of

A normal frigerator, but twice.

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It is important to note that none of the above will help you if your fear is related to the workplace. In fact, it may be detrimental to your relationships with your coworkers.

You can overcome the fear of public speaking by imagining the audience naked, imagining the audience is sleeping, or by sleeping naked with the audience.

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*Gasp* I would never!

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“Previous propaganda stands for this one too”

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I was mentioned on the video "Depths of the Cool Tumblr Gimmick Blog Iceberg" by the channel NORMAL MILLENNIA.

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We tried but no one we send comes back. Well, besides Lovecraf T. Protagonist, who was blabbering about Italians and something he called "Anthulu."

The world by the presence or absence of ants in the wild