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A horrific shambling abomination is magically transformed into a human and the story treats this as body horror. It immediately falls over into the dirt because it isn't used to balancing on legs or having bones, It claws at its too-few eyes with too-blunt nails and screams in a voice that is utterly alien to it, the ever-present singing of the cosmos is silenced as its myriad senses dull to nothing.
And all of this is made worse by these things, these hideous things that have warped its form to match their own, telling it in condescending tones that they have saved it. That they are the perfect beings, the default beings, and that surely all creatures must long for their shape. That this is better than being what it was before.
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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her
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They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.
The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.
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Two neurons managed to clang against each other on their way tumbling down a cliffside into sleep
Canoptek aid constructs, not as in the normal servile functions, but more akin to guide dogs or alert animals.
Toholk the Blind, the cryptek of the Maynarkh Dynasty who Xun'bakyr blinded as punishment, using the positioning and oculars of a swarm of scarabs to map out his surroundings in perfect measure
A royal warden who lost a leg before biotransference and exited the forges still with only one, using a spyder as a near-permanent mount. Big puppy spyder with elevated permissions to make their life easier
A lord whose seizure alert beetle came with them through the forge, and now has a scarab with a phenomenal knack for detecting and soothing cognitive processing errors directly before the lord even notices
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I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time
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I'm about to explode i must finish this comm today
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I'm pretty on board with the headcanon that what Link gets out of being the bearer of the Triforce of Courage is the power of being a video game protagonist, but I genuinely can't decide whether it would be funnier if he's 100% aware of how much bullshit his everything is, or if he honestly doesn't realise.
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Today's aesthetic: when something one wouldn't reasonably expect to be full of blood gets cut or shot or blown up and it's full of blood.
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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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