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courtneyhatesjane · 10 years

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Courtney's mom sounds like she's as dumb as a box of hammers.

#courtney #skipping class #math class #mall #courtney's mom #doctor's appointment

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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Courtney gets Melissa to do her dirty work.

#courtney #melissa #crazy #attacked #starbucks #locker #weird girls #heels #screaming #punched #face #smashed #videotaping #knocked out

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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Is she crazy? Well, yeah, of course she is, though the woman who whipped her own back can hardly be said to be the epitome of sanity either.

#ashley #muslim #tricked #non halal #meat #courtney #target #pizza #spinach stuffed chicken #laughing #belt #whipped #back #crying #suspended

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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"...she started crying and said her baby is so ugly!!!"

#ashley #carley #baby #makeup #Napkin #concealer

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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Still considering the deep issues of the day.

#ashley #lana del ray #strip #gas station

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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"...I have amazing hygiene."

#courtney #teeth #sensitive #dentist #sensodyne

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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Ashley is still all about the Lady Gaga.

(In response to the question: "Am I dieing? (Legit).?")

#answer #ashley #artpop #lady gaga #dying

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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Part two - Jane's explanation.

#courtney #jane #pregnant #unknown father #lucas #derek #party #boobs #monique #punched #face #raped #rollercoaster #amusement park #prenatal paternity test

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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Part one - Jane thinks Courtney is sensible? That's her first mistake right there.

#courtney #jane #pregnant #unknown father #ashley #wendy's #chicken sandwich #milkshake #salad #sensible #monique #fight #bleeding #business trip #shoppers drug mart #pregnancy test

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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"I want to mess him up before I break up our friendship."

Sounds about right.

#courtney #friend #using

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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Maybe he was just scared, having heard of all the psycho things Ashley gets up to, and wanted to make a pre-emptive attack.

#courtney #shoplifting #convenience store #throwing blade #ashley #neck #cut #bandaid

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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What sort of lawyer tells his daughter to "just run away and make sure no one sees you"?

#courtney #ashley #cops #party #fight #purse #Marijuana #fugitive #ashley's dad #ashley's aunt

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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Strange, Courtney's never needed help being rude to people before...

#courtney #rude #math class #friend

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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"turkey turkey"?

#ashley #letters #ashley's boyfriend #turkey #cards

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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Are heels really that professional, Ashley?

#ashley #coworker #shanta #fraud #customer #jewellery #police #manager #arrested #slammed #wall #heels

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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"this bitch breaks her iPad, and expects me to pay for it? crazy girl"

#ashley #ipad #natasha #broken #starbucks #purse #twitter

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courtneyhatesjane · 11 years

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Yes, jailbreaking an iPod is totally the behaviour of a slut. Ashley's mom is weird.

#ashley #ipod #jailbreak #birthday #kelly #ashley's mom #slapped #slut #ashely's brother #dinner #bedroom #school

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