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Ur a tricky one, Cope. All those years not giving away that Miki was alive. Or that time you implied Mason (Lem's plat copilot) would live to have grandchildren. Now this stuff with the bag guy...I got my eye on you. You share all the juicy lore details, but you still know how to keep you're cards close...

If you remember chapter 14 really well, you should know who's under that hood.

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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."

genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

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Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds

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A bit of a palate cleanser for everyone.

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~ via mignonettetakespictures ~

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I love Joey asking Yugi why he keeps losing and Yugi wanting to be helpful is like let me see/I can give you tip s but upon looking at it is like going through the 5 stages of grief

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art deco light mode AO3 site skin

Back at it again with another site skin. You can find the code under the cut.

#header {   background-image: url("https://i.imgur.com/MEXgrDx.png");   background-repeat: repeat; }

#header .heading {   height: 12em; }

#header .logo, #header h1 sup {   display: none; }

#header .heading a {   padding-left: 1em;   font-variant: small-caps;   color: #a6894b; }

#greeting .icon img {   box-shadow: none;   border: 1px solid #fff;   border-radius: 90%; }

#greeting .dropdown .menu, #greeting .dropdown .menu a, #greeting li a {   font-variant: small-caps;   color: #a6894b !important;   background: #f7f2e9 !important;   border: none;   box-shadow: none; }

#greeting .dropdown .menu a:hover, #greeting li a:hover, a.tag:hover {   background: #c8d0c1 !important;   color: #fff; }

#greeting .menu {   width: 12em; }

#header .menu {   background: #f7f2e9;   box-shadow: none;   width: 20em; }

#header .primary li:not(.search), #greeting li {   border: none; }

#header #search {   display: none; }

#header .primary {   background: #c8d0c1;   box-shadow: none;   border-bottom: 5px solid #d5b56e;   border-top: 5px solid #d5b56e; }

#header .dropdown .menu li:hover a, #header .primary li a {   font-variant: small-caps;   color: #f7f2e9 !important;   background: #d5b56e;   border: none;   box-shadow: none; }

#header .dropdown:hover a, #header .primary li:not(.search) {   background: #a5b399; }

#outer.wrapper {   background: #f7f2e9; }

.actions a, .action, input[type="file"], .actions input, input[type="submit"], button, .actions label, #main .actions a, #main .actions a:visited, #main .action, #main .actions input, #main input[type="submit"], #main button, #main .actions label {   background: #d5b56e;   font-variant: small-caps;   color: #fff;   border: none; }

#dashboard .actions a, #dashboard .actions a:visited {   background: #f7f2e9;   border: 1px solid #d5b56e;   color: #a6894b !important;   font-variant: small-caps; }

.required .autocomplete, p.notice, .notice, .comment_notice, .kudos_notice, ul.notes, .caution, .error, .comment_error, .kudos_error, .alert.flash {   background: #c8d0c1; }

.current, #dashboard .current, #main .current {   background: #a5b399;   color: #fff;   font-variant: small-caps;   border: none; }

input[type="submit"]:hover, input[type="submit"]:focus, #dashboard .actions a:hover, #dashboard .actions a:focus, #main .actions a:hover, #main input[type="submit"]:hover, #main button:hover .actions label:hover, #main .action:hover {   box-shadow: none;   text-shadow: none;   border: none;   background: #f7f2e9;   color: #a5b399;   font-weight: bold; }

#main a {   color: #a6894b; }

#main a:visited {   color: #76826c; }

a.tag:visited {   color: #a6894b !important; }

h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, .heading {   font-variant: small-caps;   color: #d5b56e; }

.splash .module h3 {   color: #a5b399;   font-variant: small-caps; }

.splash .favorite li:nth-of-type(odd) a {   background: none; }

fieldset {   background-image: url("https://i.imgur.com/MEXgrDx.png");   background-repeat: repeat;   border: 2px solid #d5b56e;   box-shadow: none; }

fieldset dl, fieldset fieldset {   background: #f7f2e9;   color: #a6894b !important;   font-variant: small-caps;   border: 2px solid #d5b56e;   box-shadow: none; }

input, textarea {   background: #f7f2e9;   border: 2px solid #d5b56e;   box-shadow: none; }

span.question {   background: #d5b56e;   color: #fff;   box-shadow: none;   border: none; }

form.verbose legend, .verbose form legend {   background: #f7f2e9;   border: 2px solid #d5b56e;   color: #a6894b;   font-variant: small-caps;   box-shadow: none; }

select {   background: #f7f2e9;   border: 1px solid #d5b56e; }

#modal {   border: 5px solid #d5b56e;   background: #f7f2e9;   color: #76826c; }

#modal .footer .action.modal-closer {   background: #d5b56e;   color: #fff;   border: none;   box-shadow: none; }

.listbox, fieldset fieldset.listbox {   background: #d5b56e;   border: 2px solid #d5b56e;   font-variant: small-caps; }

.listbox > .heading, .listbox > .heading a {   color: #fff !important; }

.listbox > .heading a:visited {   color: #76826c; }

.listbox .index {   background: #f7f2e9;   box-shadow: none; }

.listbox li.blurb {   border: none; }

li.blurb {   border: 2px solid #d5b56e; }

li.relationships a, .work .relationship a.tag {   background: none; }

ol.index.group {   background: #f7f2e9; }

div.comment, li.comment {   border: 2px solid #d5b56e; }

.comment div.icon {   border: none; }

.comment h4.byline, .comment h4.byline a {   background: #d5b56e;   color: #fff !important; }

.unread, .thread .even, .statistics .index li:nth-of-type(2n) {   background: #c8d0c1; }

span.unread {   background: #f7f2e9;   color: #a6894b;   border: 2px solid #d5b56e; }

.comment .icon .anonymous, .comment .icon .visitor, .index .skins .icon, .skins .primary .icon, .index .mystery .icon, .index .tag .icon, .index .tagset .icon, .abbreviated .icon .anonymous, .abbreviated .icon .visitor {   background: url("https://i.imgur.com/rdqdtqz.png");   background-repeat: no-repeat;   background-size: contain;   border: 1px solid #d5b56e; }

a img {   border-radius: 95%;   border: 2px solid #fff; }

p.kudos {   background: url("https://i.imgur.com/7wX03zP.png") no-repeat; }

p.kudos {   color: #a6894b !important; }

#dashboard.own {   background-image: url("https://i.imgur.com/MEXgrDx.png");   border: 2px solid #d5b56e; }

#dashboard ul {   border: none; }

#main.errors, #main.error-502, #main.error-503-maintenance {   background: url("https://i.imgur.com/FxUVd04.png") center right no-repeat; }

#footer {   border-top: 5px solid #d5b56e; }

#footer.region {   background: #c8d0c1; }

#footer h4.heading {   color: #fff;   font-variant: small-caps;   font-size: 120%; }

#footer, #footer a {   color: #fff; }

#footer a:hover {   color: #fff;   background: #d5b56e; }

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might be my favourite post ever from the twitter menswear guy

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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NATIVE CARBON DIOXIDE FOUND ON JUPITER’S MOON EUROPA

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New York public school system makes all their students learn the recorder because they're secretly looking for the one kid that will solve their rat problem