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why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

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what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

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Happy 80th

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Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:

Its the best!!!

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After seeing Korra and Asami’s Halloween costumes, Bolin decides he wants a matching costume too

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YOUNG KUVIRA (Patience p.9)

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Egregious Malicious Atrocious Insidious Loathesome

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Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt

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A lab coat is a type of lingerie

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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

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Gustav Klimt, Death and Life, 1915

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please hate my favorite fictional character accurately at least

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