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love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

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I’ll be thinking about K saying everyone is someone’s son for a while now

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the medicine drug..

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This moment just keeps getting me

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the bad kids x dunmeshi shenanigans for the d20 zine jam!! go peep how incredible all 68 (!!) zines turned out <33

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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i cannot wait for the running gag of pappy trying to murder wealwell at every turn LMAOOOO

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I love themmmm

this would actually get me to watch BFQOTY again

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Woohoo, go Team Javie Martzoukas!!!

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"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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ladies.. he went to biffmore

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I am thinking about Brennan asking the crew to talk about what they imagined would be real in Zood and how what Monty described was there.

I am thinking of Marya seeing the beast in a well, a monster of fire and metal, a representation of things left behind according to her stories but Maxwell not seeing the same but still finding a metal never seen before, something Marya wished to find in Zood.

I am thinking that maybe Zood is magical in a way that brings to life what they desire. I am thinking that there is a chance that the monster Marya saw, the beast that destroyed everything and everyone, the thing that haunts her day and night, may be something she herself manifested in some way.

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Things we know about Wealwell:

- So solid, so hot

- Vomiting 24/7 365

- Can throw playing cards to make them explode

- Really into Goldenbeard

- Majored in standing????

- Just really fucking hot

- Daisuke is hunting him for sport

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the moment that piece of paper was introduced to the table i was like oh Siobhan's going to solve that