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you're Jackson Whittemore. you are adopted. you're weirdly distraught about it. you never tell your parents you love them. you're a chronic overachiever. you are the type of guy to crawl around in the woods on your hands and knees and cry about not being a werewolf. you are bisexual. you hate your girlfriend a little bit. you do steroids. you have identity issues. you clench your jaw. like I'm so serious, your jaw is fucking Clenched. Derek Hale brings you to his burnt shell of a house and makes fun of you to your face. Derek Hale is making fun of you. how embarassing. you're bisexual. it's already been said, but it bears repeating. you wanna fuck the weird kids just a little bit. you're ignoring that. hopefully you're not Peter Hale's son. that'd be a raw deal. you get kidnapped by Thing One and Two and that's not even the worst problem you have. your girlfriend is a lesbian. you're a lizard. you are somehow not dead yet. not from a lack of trying on like, pretty much everyone's part, though. unclench your jaw, please. I'm serious. you're gonna break it.

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Explodes of silly and whimsy

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Hiiii

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These have been in my camera roll for like a week now oops

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Nepeta :3

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X3

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I should start posting regularly (i wont)

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Are you guys gonna get what i mean if i say he is very bird coded ?

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Hi guys im still alive

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HELLOOOOO TUMBLRRRR (in the Broadway Karkat voice)

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Forgot i can like multiple pieces of media at once oops

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I only ever talk abt klance so it's time for some coran headcanons !!

-ran a pyramid scheme (on accident)

-is exiled from entire planets because he misunderstood what people meant

-probably had something going on with king Alfor

-listened to earthling music and ended up really enjoying vocaloid

-makes up stories about things to keep the paladins safe (like used folklore to make them get enough sleep)

-he was 100% a chick magnet when altea was not dead

I can't think of anymore..

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Paladins more like poly-dins (i think im sooo funny)

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They are soooo together and im soo normal about it

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What songs remind you of Klance or/and Heith? Love your blog btw!

So for Klance i would say "Moon Song" and like "Waiting Room"

For Heith "Your Best American Girl" and "Gnaw"

I'll probs make some playlists soon but idk yet, also ty !!