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[ sorry for going inactive again. i really did have plans to get back into rping but i dont think i have the energy to right now. ]

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tfw you are supposed to spend eternity with someone and you suddenly find out that while he knows absolutely everything about you, you yourself barely know anything at all about him. I would not be surprised if Q is on the Most Wanted lists in many star systems.

The first thousand years of Q showing you the universe are probably spent with you finding out things like that he played bowling with solar systems and you going 'You did what?'

You seem to be unfortunately right, Anon. I'm not looking forward to finding out just how deep the rabbit hole of Q's past goes. It's going to be especially difficult seeing as Q himself refuses to open up about anything important.

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Ah, yes. Another rock. Delightful.

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*gives you a rock*

Thank you, Anon. This is a lovely rock.

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So I guess now is a good time to tell you about how Q sexually harassed Captain Janeway about wanting to get her pregnant because of the Q War and how she is also the godparent of Junior? Also Q is leading a double life in the same world the ponies on ship came from but as a strange goat/horse/dragon chimera.

So yeah, there might be a few things Q hasn't told you about.

What.

@q-of-the-continuum, would you mind...elaborating on some of that?!

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the horrors have a crush on you to the point it broke the post

Yes, Q tends to do that to this site for some reason.

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how do you think q will react to the divorce thing

Poorly. Which is why I haven't gotten around to it yet, and probably won't for a while...unfortunately....

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you never heard about the shoelace thing

What...shoelace thing?

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*a flash of light and a gorgeous woman with redish long hair arrives in his office. She does not look pleased to be here* 'Since 'he' obviously won't tell you, I am going to.' She sees Picards confused look and is mildly amused by it 'I am the, how would you mammals say it, 'mother' of Junior. But don't worry. After the humiliation he put me through he is all yours. As far as I am concerned, Q might as well have died in that war. Oh, he hasn't told you about that, has he? Did not tell you about another Q having committed suicide, the different fractions and the war this ended up leading to inside of the Continuum with some Qs fighting for more freedom and others for more control?'

She tries to act as if she is above it all, a bit snide but there is a certain agression coming with each rhetorical question

'Did not tell you that he harassed that little human woman on the stranded space ship to let him make her pregnant and that he would not have stopped doing so if I hadn't arrived? Did not tell you that he created a child with a long time political ally in order to create a child to qualm the war by doing something revolutionizing?'

Picard could feel everything around him shift, her anger was clear but (thankfully) it was clearly not directed at him but at Q.

'That he then got bored and aside from the childs upbringing now and again left me to be the one to do the boring work of reorganizing the entire Continuums political structure? That he left me to take care of what used to be 'our' political fraction, make reforms and do what your primitive mind would consider 'government work' all so he can ignore I even exist in favour of some primate from some nowhere planet?'

Her anger seemed to disappear and what was left was an arrogant snear

'No, he did not tell you that. But I did not come here to give you a little exposition. I came here to warn you. Because there is still a little bit of my pride left. I am already the laughing stock of the Continuum for having a former mate who obsesses and is married to a filthy little organic.'

She comes close to the Captain to whisper into his ear

'I will not be the one who mated with a Q who isn't even good enough for a human as well. You have him. All. To. Yourself. And if I even hear of you throwing him away I will visit you a second time.

But I won't be so nice then.'

*and with a flash of light she disappear*

*Picard sits back, stunned for a moment. His head is spinning from all the information that was just rather aggressively dumped on him. Q has clearly been hiding much of this from him--Picard plans to give him quite a harsh talking-to about that the next time he sees Q.*

*But not too harsh. He doesn't like the idea of angering Q's former mate. He regretfully sighs. He supposes this means...*

You have nothing to worry about, Q. *he says, hoping she can tell he means her and not his...husband.* If that's how you want it, I suppose I can...postpone any plans for divorce indefinitely. *Until he finds some way to safely get out of this, it looks like he's completely and utterly trapped with Q.*

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I like your shoelaces

My shoes don't have laces...?

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On one hand I find it a bit sad and strange that you would let your own pride and self-image stand in the way of being able to explore and understand all of existence/the entire universe and maybe even multiple dimensions on the other hand having to spend literally eternity with a somewhat childish and certainly possessive entity who won't leave you alone throughout any of it (even if you do have repressed feelings for said entity) sounds like a smothering experience.

"A smothering experience" is rather an understatement, Anon.

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the horrors have a crush on you

Yes, I am unfortunately aware.

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[ sorry i disappeared for like 10 days i started warching the fairly oddparents and time ceased to have any meaning ]

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Considering Q ist already planning to spend eternity wit you I am willing to bet that he is looking forward to the times and places where your Crew and Starfleet don't exist for obvious reasons. Man, this entity is so into you that it's almost sad and scary.

It's even sadder and scarier when you take into account that I have absolutely no romantic feelings whatsoever towards him.

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Someone should tell Q that it is quite sad that you two don't have any wedding photos. You do look quite handsome in a suit after all. Also you should probably hope that no one brings up the possibility of a honeymoon to Q.

Anon, I have a feeling that someone is already planning on telling him. I have been waiting for him to pop in talking about photos and honeymoons for days now.

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cats or dogs?

Cats. They are much quieter.

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didnt someone turn you into a cat

Yes, they did, but I am no longer.