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Giving Elliott something he hates when you just met

He’d give his little stink face asks say something like “hmph, forget it. I was hoping we’d become good friends.”

found this on my monthly tiktok scroll. i think we should add murder too.

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I’m gonna romance him slowly…tenderly…a long dance of flirtation if you will

*reaches full hearts fall 5 year 1*

I’m breaking out in a sweat trying to not romance Elliott.

I am a mere mortal, do not ask this of me.

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Me (always runs, has monsters as pets, can teleport) and my husband (a poet).

(this is an updated version of this post)

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Yeah but…yandere really just…

don't even need the Yandere mod installed lads, Elliott is obsessed with you always

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I hate he has better hair than I do!

I am so sick of the Elliot slander fuck ya'll

I see so many people angry at Elliott for kissing the farmer in his 10 heart scene. "It's so sudden and he didn't ask" ALL OF THEY DO THAT IN THE 10 HEART SCENE!!!! why do they all get a pass but Elliott gets slammed???????

Also...you literally cannot get the 10 heart scene unless you are already dating him. It's not like he kissed them farmer on the first day of them showing up

Quit slandering Elliott for shit the other bachelors do. You can hate on him just find something to hate on that only he does 😭😭

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I got your back op!!!

👀..I have plans, that I cannot share, because the haters will sabotage me. I Have Plans, That I Can Not-

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It’s right there though!!!

I imagine this is a significant place to him.

How many rainy days did he spend alone there, only to have his dear friend, lover, come see him.

(If you are anything like me, you proposed right when you got that pendant and could enter his cabin.

Dude woke up to a proposal! With freshly styled hair.)

Yeah he’s gonna wanna bang there!!!

Bet he fixed it up for the moonlight jellyfish festival 😉

When you're just trying to make some goddamn soup but Elliott wants to have sex in his mouldy ass cabin.

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Elliott: “It's a little lonely out here on the beach... so I apologize if I was ever a little too forward with you when we first met. I was just eager to have a friend. It feels good to have a close friend like you.”

Me: *aggressively throws pomegranates at him to max out hearts*

In honor of 1.6, I made a new save file. He thinks he's making a new friend. I'm planning our wedding.

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I finally got the green rain!

Time to see what Elliott says because all the you tubers hate him and refuse to talk to him!

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He wants to buy everyone a round…in an effort to calm their nerves

HOW CAN ANYONE HATE THIS MAN?!?!?!

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stardew valley flora 🌻

[now you can purchase prints and preorder tote bags on my etsy or my ko-fi !!]

i've been wanting to try one of these botanical posters in my style, and the 1.6 update was the perfect excuse✨

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Who’s calling him the reclusive?! 😡

Rude.

My personal nicknames are…generic, though I do call him “Ellie” on occasion, and “Els”.

Don’t think he’ll mind “Els” but would be perplexed.

“Ellie” could go either way…depending on how self assured he is with his masculinity. I mean he could be fine with being the theater kid…But he also identifies as a man clearly, and is not “one of the girls”.

To the Elliott Nation. Be honest with yourselves. How weirded out do you think he's be by the nicknames you've called him.

I feel like if I made my farmer call Elliott "The Pomegranate Poet" or "The Fancy Writer Man" that's fine, but then there's also "Babygirl" and "Malewife"... Which I feel like he'd be confused by.

...And then there's "The Reclusive, Creative Redhead" which is not the best "compliment" and can also describe Leah. I don't think he'd like that one.

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He…he can hack my computer…

This is my personal conspiracy theory.

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The things I do for this little silly bean…

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I…am a fucking idiot.

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This is so fitting for Elliott... ...Would Elliott have an AO3 account? it's kinda cute to think he would!!!

🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀

If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!

You will get good comments and kudos!

You will beat your writers block!

GO AND WRITE!

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A moment of silence for Elliott’s twin, who no longer appears at the egg festival in ver. 1.6.

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Temptation …

*oof stay away from the punch, Pam spiked it*

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Just having some drinks at the local saloon.