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Guard the Ale

It has been 3 weeks since Papyrus had moved out of Snowdin. While Sans had been visiting him more or less every day and spent with his other pals as much as possible, he still felt so alone. Every night he slept in his mangle of a bed and drifted off into nightmares of sorrow and regret.

Over the weeks, he had slowly been spending his time at Grillbys more and more. It was at the point now that he was staying for as long as he could to have some company that wasn’t himself. Today was no different, having stayed until 2 hours after closing time.

“GRillBy! I need another bottle.” He shouted, groggy from all the ‘ketchup’ he had drunk.

“Sans, its past closing time, I need to clean up.” Grillby said in his usual soft voice. Over the years, Grillby has been more of a farther figure to Sans, especially during the time the fallen children came. “and you need to get to bed.”

“Bah! I *hic* I aint eVEn that sleepy”

“Your state of sleeping pattern was not what I was referring too, you clearly have had too much to drink”

“Iam an reSPonsible adult, I knoW When I have had enough.” Sans took a long swig of the bottle, finishing it off. “YA know what I HAVE had enough of.”

“Sans, please don’t-” Grillby tried to calm Sans down, but he was on a ranting mood.

“The Royal guard that’s who! All this talk of *hic* of protecting us and WE can’t even handle a 12 year old when they come down here with a plastic knife. Fat load of good aaaall that training did for’em.

“I mean, we got the peacock who prefers to pamper himself then get into a gritty fight. He is a nice guy and all, but he sure loves to show off don’t he. Bet he was *hic* bet he is compensating with that sword of his.

“THEN we gots the QUEEEEEEEN bitch. So cold I could consider Snowdin as a summer resort on the sun. She focuses WaaaaY too much on her job to be a comfort to others its depressing. Just be HAPpy for once damn it!

“OH, theeeeen there is Undyne, the leader of the PAck of jaCKAzes. She is SuuuuuuuuusH a glory hog. Charging ahead, not giving two shits about the other guards in consideration of their safety. Sh-she just jumps into the issue, but hides from commitment…

“I could go on about the oTHEr guards, but I don’t them that well. They all have their own lives and prefer to work alone, but I DON’t. I want to BE with people ya know…also I swear Greater Dog has been wanting to eat my leg bones for the past week…”

After this rant Sans was laying his head down on the table he was sitting at. He was becoming emotional and sleepy. “I just want my brother back.”

“Sans…” Grillby began to say, feeling concern for Sans. “I know you miss Papyrus, but you know the guard are not to blame. No one is to blame. Your brother wanted to be his own man, and you have to respect that. It’s hard to be far away from family, but they aren’t really gone.”

“I know” Sans said softly, feeling super tired now. “I didn’t mean what I said, just sad is all.”

“Its alright Sans. If you like you can sleep here for the night so you don’t have to walk in the dark.”

“Thanks for the offer Grillbs, I may take ya up on that. I *yawn* I think I could just conk out here.”

Grillby gave off a small chuckle before lifting up Sans “C’mon, the couch will be more comfortable then the table.” With that he took Sans upstairs and plopped him on the couch. It may have been small, but it was good enough for him “Now get your rest, you have a busy day of work tomorrow and I need to open up early.”

“*yawn*…thanks *hic* thanks Dadsby” was all Sans said before drifting off to sleep. Grillby was a bit shocked by this, but he didn’t mind it. After all, patrons have had said weirder things when they were drunk at his bar.

That night Sans had no nightmares, only a blank dream and a soft glow. It was the best night sleep he had in weeks.

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Stream results~!

Thank you so much for those who cam to company me quq!

Paperjam @7goodangel (can’t seem to tag ya buddy ono) Marley belongs to @crackedtaleau

Underswap AU: Princess of Ledang Mountain belongs to SoruMegane13, Me XD

Have a good day or night from my side! Hope I am able to stream again!

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This sounds so interesting!!! I can't wait for more 👌👌👌👌👌☺

((Thank you mate! Glad that people are liking what I am putting up ^v^))

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Results from stream!

Ice!sans belongs to @reyindee

Cracked!sans belongs to @crackedtaleau

Bell belongs to @mysterysoul 

Hollowtale Gaster and Alphys belongs to @sorumegane13 (me)

Thank you for those who had come to company me! ouo

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Mini update

((Quick word on the updates. I will be re-posting my stories from @ask-crackedsans to here. There will be re-writes depending on the work, especially the intro comic which will become a fully fledged written work. I am planning on drawing title cards for the looong stories, but that means they will take longer to upload for obvious reasons. Regardless, all story updates, from here on out, will be posted mainly on MONDAYS and artwork on FRIDAYS. Hope you all have a great day and take care))

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Empty Home

Sans was on his couch, laying around and napping as usual. Although it was not supposed to be a usual day, as it has been 2 months since Frisk was supposed to fall into the underground…but no-body came. Sans tried to put his mind off of it and assumed he misjudged when they came down. At least it was a quiet day as his brother was out for training. So imagine his inner shock when he heard his voice coming into the house, as his training didn’t end this early.

“SANS! ARE YOU STILL HERE?!” Papyrus called, noting his brother was on the couch again. “YOU SHOULD BE OUT ON YOUR SENTRY DUTY!”

“I am on my break” He responded in his usual jokey manner. He was half listening to Papyrus as he was still half awake from his nap.

“WELL I GUESS ITS GOOD YOU ARE HERE SANS! I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!”

“ok”

“WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU IS CRUCIAL, SO LISTEN CLOSELY.”

“ok”

“I MEAN IT, IT WILL CHANGE OUR LIVES AS WE KNOW IT”

“ok”

“YOU AREN’T IGNORING ME ARE YOU?”

“ok”

“VERY WELL, MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU UP FRONT”

“ok”

“I AM MOVING OUT OF SNOWDIN”

“o…que?” That got Sans’ attention as he turned to face his brother. “Excuse me, what?”

“I AM MOVING OUT OF SNOWDIN AND INTO WATERFALL.”

Sans could not believe what Papyrus was saying, How was he now presenting this news to him without Sans knowing he was moving out? How long was this planned for? What will happen to the house? All these questions were rushing around his head, but he only had one that needed to be addressed now: “But why bro? Why you moving to Waterfall?”

“IT WAS UNDYNE’S SUGGESTION ACTUALLY!” He said with a glee across his face. “SHE SAID THERE WAS AN EMPTY HOUSE NEARBY AND I COULD MOVE IN THERE. I THOUGHT THIS MADE SENSE, SEEING AS HOW I AM THERE ALMOST EVERY DAY ANYWAY!”

“NOW FEAR NOT ABOUT THE PUZZLES, I HAVE HANDED THE INSTRUCTIONS TO HOW THEY WORK TO THE OTHER GUARDS SO YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FRET ABOUT THEM.-”

Sans was sitting there in shock as Papyrus listed off all of the preperations that were made so everything was sorted before his moving. It was quite a bit of prep for sure, so Sans was a bit worried about why he wasn’t informed about this sooner. Maybe he was told and just forgot. Maybe the other guards hid this information from him. Who knows, all he knew was that Papyrus was clearly happy about this event. So he had to be happy as well.

“Sounds like you have everything under control…”

“OF COURSE I DO! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS AFTER ALL! WE AREN’T CHILDREN ANYMORE SANS, I CAN HANDLE MY LIFE AS WELL AS MAKE SURE YOUR’S IS GOOD TOO.”

“Yeah…of course.”

“NOW I BEST BE OFF. I CAME HERE TO PUT A NOTE ON THE TABLE ABOUT WHERE I WILL BE AND MY NEW ADDRESS, BUT SEEING AS YOU ARE STILL HERE I CAN HAND IT TO YOU PERSONALLY!” He exclaimed as he did just that, handing over a small letter to Sans. “WELL, OFF TO LIVE MY WONDROUS NEW LIFE IN WATERFALL! HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE SOON SANS!”

As Sans was about to interject, Papyrus headed out of the house. He was always quick for greater things was Papyrus. But now Sans just sat there, thinking about the situation. True Papyrus was almost never around these days, but to have him move out was daunting for Sans. So all he did was sit there, on the couch, letter in hand, completely alone

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{the finished drawing for my friend’s AU cracked tale~ i spent way too much time and put too much detail, i even added highlights which i have never done before}

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