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I know you and your mother are close, but what is your relationship with your father like?

Oh, me and my old man… well, I’d say our relationship is good! Just a typical father son relationship!

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Hi Bea💛

I missed you!🥺

@declared-dead-crackerjack @crackerjack-the-sugarman Hey Crackerjack(s). I accidentally deleted Tumblr when I spilled coffee all over my phone. But I'm back!

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OOC

I’ve kinda run out of ideas for this blog at the moment. I’ll post if interacted with (through @s, asks, etc) but aside from that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I’ve been alright! Just existing I guess. I think time might work differently here. Anyway, how’s my little nephew doing? 🥺 and my little sister? 💛 I hope you’ve been able to get some rest in between all the child care! Do you get maternity leave?

It's been so busy with the baby... I have hardly been on here! How is everyone?

@crackerjack-the-sugarman @declared-dead-crackerjack How are you... both?

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I’ve been alright! Just existing I guess. I think time might work differently here. Anyway, how’s my little nephew doing? 🥺 and my little sister? 💛 I hope you’ve been able to get some rest in between all the child care! Do you get maternity leave?

It's been so busy with the baby... I have hardly been on here! How is everyone?

@crackerjack-the-sugarman @declared-dead-crackerjack How are you... both?

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OH MY GOSH,,,,

THATS. BABY

There he is. BoJack Sugarman. He is two days old.

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Ah… I see.

Doo doo doo… I don’t know what to post!

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Ah, the city of stars! What’s it like there?

Also, are you living in an apartment? Or in a house? Are you living by yourself? Do you have any source of income? Isn’t rent expensive there? Are you still able to access the sugarman wealth despite being in a different time period (and perhaps a different universe than your original one??)

The nursery is done. I painted it green. I think it's pretty cute.

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I’m alright. Just existing I guess. Anyway, what have you been up to? It seems you’re an older version of Beatrice? How’s that like? Old age, and all?

Doo doo doo… I don’t know what to post!

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Doo doo doo… I don’t know what to post!

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Ah, memories :)

When baby Beatrice is born

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That’s great! 😊

So, where have you been living again?

The nursery is done. I painted it green. I think it's pretty cute.

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Ah, y’know, the usual. I’ve been thinking of maybe getting into drawing or painting perhaps, while I’m in here

But tell me more about how you’ve been! :)

The nursery is done. I painted it green. I think it's pretty cute.

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Awww🥺

The nursery is done. I painted it green. I think it's pretty cute.

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Technically, neither verison of me is in your verison of LA! We’re just communicating to your dimensions though the internet! The alternative, of us all somehow being in the same place… hurts my brain too much to think about! I still don’t even fully understand this “alternative universe/dimension” stuff, though I have tried to read a couple books about it. Emphasis on the “tried” part. It was full of so much scientific mumbo jumbo! I’m not dumb, but I’m not particularly scientifically minded either…

But anyway. Hope your dimensions are okay, and don’t somehow implode! Seriously, how does that universal tear work…

shoutout to the universal tear above la that gave me multiple versions of all my favorite ppl and also several versions of people i dislike. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

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Ah… well. That’s a bit unfortunate, I suppose. Oh well!

Y’know, I always thought it would be kinda neat to be a mechanic…

Ugh, I’m so borrrrred

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Gee, you’d have to ask the other verison of me!

Being in this pocket dimension, I’m not exactly working right now… when I do work, I guess I’ll probably have a position in my father’s company!

But please, tell me more about your life ☺️

Ugh, I’m so borrrrred