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For now, though, let's travel east to Indonesia

[by map?]

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These are from Meredith the Intern to celebrate Merebration, the holiday she invented to celebrate the anniversary of her singleness.

[no good can come of this, John...]

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But first, let's see what's in the secret compartment today. A cupcake? Stan, this just seems cruel. 

[and delicious. DFTB delicious]

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[we should just add wheels to the throne, maybe?]

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The best known Indian nationalist, Mohandas K. Gandhi, was a fascinating character

[and a fabric-draping genius]

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many of these new nations had to choose between socialist and capitalist influences, which shaped their futures. 

[and their future color-coding]

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So we're gonna oversimplify here,

[got that, commenters?]

because we have to,

[not because we hate and/or forgot you]

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"Thank you so much for helping us to thwart Germany's imperialistic ambitions. As a reward, please hand in your rifle and return to you state of subjugation."

[a little awkward, that]

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Try negotiating a trade treaty with gungans.

[oh Naboo you di'int!]

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And, as we've learned from the French Revolution to the Arab Spring, revolution is often the easy part.

[tell that to the residents of Alderaan]

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what is this screen that displays crisp moving images of events that are not currently occurring?

[failing to imagine MFTP's ideas complexly]

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the Mongols, who, for once, are not the exception here,

[lackadaisical layabouts listen to their legion's lamentations, lounging no longer.]

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Yes, I'm looking at you, Burundi. DID YOU EVER KNOW YOU'RE MY BURUNDI? YOU'RE EVERYTHING-- 

[Stan brings Karaoke house down with his version of WindBeneathMyWings? Not kidding]

STAN, DON'T CUT TO THE INTRO! I SING LIKE AN ANGEL!

[BEST]

[EVER]

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I would like to formally apologize.

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Aren't hiatuses fun?

I haven't posted captions in a while... School got crazy busy. Anyway, school ends on June 6, so expect posts soon! Thanks for sticking with me :)

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Wow. I’ll say it; this sucker turned out great. The question, however: Any idea who the eff this is, Crash Course fans?

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Happy birthday to Danica, the reason this blog can exist!