#john green

[yellenabelova]

Oh my god!!???

[surqrised]

It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn't the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.

John Green

[weaponsofmassdisruption]

Not what I expected coming from John Green

[99legcentipede]

woa... i didnt know he was so old...

[perfeqt]

That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.

John Green

[qvotext]

Thomas Edison’s last words were: ‘It’s very beautiful over there.’ I don’t know where there is, but I believe it’s somewhere, and I hope it’s beautiful.

John Green

[asymptotic-rage]

Imagining trying to explain to my 12-year-old self that John Green is your favorite non-fiction author and Hank Green is your favorite fiction author

[coffeeshopfangirl]

[2mo3cm-man]

Or just being a straight up rapist.

John Green may be a little "cringe" but credit where credit is due at least he's a YA author who made his special interest trying to expand tuberculosis care instead of trying to make a living hell for trans women and other LGBTQ+s

[vampirerex]

Just asked my brother if he knew what John Green was famous for and he replied “being Hank Green’s brother?”

[thoughtkick]

Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isnt the way they actually are.

John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Some Personal News

Hi.

For the last several months, I have been the CEO of dftba.com, the Awesome Socks and Coffee Clubs, and Sun Basin Soap. This happened because my brother Hank was the CEO, but then he got cancer. (He is now, thankfully, in remission.)

I have enjoyed getting to know the over 50 people who work on these projects, and learning from them about the challenge and fulfillment involved in making awesome stuff. I am immensely proud that together we've kept the ship afloat during Hank's cancer treatment, even growing the company a little in his absence. I would not wish this experience on anyone, but I am still grateful for all that I've learned and the people I've been able to work more closely with.

However! This week is my last week as CEO, which means starting Monday I return to my DREAM JOB: Unpaid social media intern for the Awesome Coffee Club and Anti-Tuberculosis Propaganda.

Every child harbors a dream. For me, it was that someday I might be so overpaid for writing novels that I could devote myself to being an unpaid intern who hates tuberculosis and loves our extraordinary coffee. Next week, the dream resumes, and I will once again be the world's only ethically sourced unpaid intern.

[surqrised]

That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they’re pretty. It’s like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

John Green, Paper Towns

[arukou-arukou]

If it makes you feel any better, @sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog is not John Green; it’s actually the human manifestation of a coffee and tea company that donates all its profits to charity. The coffee and tea company even occasionally gives us treats such as the discount code “Tumblrina” which you can use right now at checkout.

I've said it before and i'll say it again: THAT IS NOT A FUCKING METAPHOR, JOHN GREEN

[feathersof-hope]

In June 2021 I was reading my favorite book, The Anthropocene Reviewed by John Green, in the psych ward, feeling completely hopeless and alone.

Today I was reading my favorite book, The Anthropocene Reviewed by John Green, in the waiting room to go to the first doctor visit on the road to start testosterone.

I know how it feels to think that you would be better off dead, but today I also know that:

"You can't see the future coming-not the terrors, for sure, but you also can't see the wonders that are coming, the moments of light-soaked joy that await each of us"