crashdavis

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- mariners drop a pride ad about how there's never been an out active mlb player before

- meanwhile theyve left dom canzone to languish on the rainiers even though he had like an 18 game hit streak last month

∴ i propose the following timeline:

2 days from now: canzone comes out (does not matter if real)

3 days from now: wokiners announce they're calling him back up

20 weeks from now: mariners win their first world series

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Yeff Rickly

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everyone talks about americans and burgers but no one wants to address the weight that the simple hot dog carries

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im sorry I forgot about Steven Universe. I do love that guy

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sighs

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bro be careful. this is diva country

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jay breaking character 🥺

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What a babe!

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comic about slop

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my phone made me an album of mike pictures

[crashdavis]

the most important part of sports enjoyment is to learn how to eroticize failure and loss

[crashdavis]

need the padres social media team to start leaking Polaroid pictures again. you have access to that one with Croney and Bogey where they do their special handshake. Please you’re my only hope

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Not a shipper, but a one drunken handjob in 2006 truther

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Twade doodle from ages ago

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whys it always submissive and breedable why not dominant abd breedable. submissive and barren even

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Brothers 2 me