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[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[dragonpyre]

No one in this DMV knows I’m thinking about men getting railed

[gayvampyr]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

[sharkgirldick]

I think the funniest relationship dynamic people do with Dungeon Meshi is Marcille dating both Laios and Falin, because it makes so much sense in character for them.

The siblings don't find it that weird, with how they are. Maybe Laios talks about relationship and family dynamics in other cultures for a bit, going on a tangent when discussing marriage rites in some such country.

Marcille would handwring over who to date for a while until Chilckuck jokes that she should just date them both. She acts like that's a crazy idea and how could he even say that?? But, then she actually thinks it over and realizes it's the best way to go about things.

(When she tells Chil later the conversation goes something like. "You actually went and dated both of them!?" "Why are you so shocked? You suggested it?" "I didn't think you'd actually do it!!")

[millenianthemums]

some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

“many such cases”

“we love/hate to see it”

“honestly, work”

“many are saying this”

“love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”

“you conjure a beautiful world”

[insanityall]

I know that 7 + 8 is 16 - 1 so it's 15, then 2 + 4 = 6 then add a zero so you get 60 + 15 and that's 75, or you could use a calculator

[crimeboys]

god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

[sleeplessv0id]

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

[felidae-sims]

I used to love Harry Potter but they have some valid points.

Speaking of Greek gods, (Percy Jackson, I had to look it up) I'm really enjoying the new series Kaos, by Netflix.

It does an interesting take on the story of Orpheus, its funny and has geat actors.

And Jeff Goldblum is hilarious as Zeus.

[gayvampyr]

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[melomancy]

the ellipsis is the most powerful of all the punctuation…so versatile…i’m pondering…i’m omitting…i’m implying…i’m trailing off…

[filthysalamanders]

The unending gunk

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.