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Oscar Isaac is so under appreciated for being actually the finest mother fucking man ever like not even fucking kidding I want him to choke slam me.

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English Speaking Women, help me with something. In the tags, say where you’re from (state if ur from USA) and if you prefer to be called “miss” or “ma’am”.

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Eating your dinner at 5:30 in the evening and doing the shoulder shimmy while watching this masterpiece … I feel quite proud to be British :)

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

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he's just some guy leave him alone !!

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THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

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I adore this man....<3

it’s not healthy.

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Unmute !

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i wanna support him and hug him and kiss him and bite him and suck him off

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Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.

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Real mfers know a guy with a dad bod is way better than some dehydrated body builder

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Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

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TINY WORLD (2020)

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those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

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Hauntingly beautiful thought.....

Our Sun is a star in a constellation we will never see .

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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selfcare at it’s finest...

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection