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what a slut

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“morty is so dependent on rick” I HEAR YOU. AND YOURE RIGHT. BUT LISTEN.

rick is just as dependent on morty.

healthy rick tells toxic rick that the latter took all of his “irrational attachments”, clearly referring to morty. and if you look at toxic rick’s face when he’s holding a dying toxic morty, you can see that morty’s pain hurts him too. the fact that the living embodiment of all of ricks toxic traits (including his belief that everyone else, including morty, is vastly inferior to him) STILL loved morty enough to SACRIFICE HIS LIFE AND AUTONOMY FOR HIM leads me to believe that no version of rick c-137 can fathom living without morty by his side.

when the timeline is falling apart, he gives morty his collar — and the timeline does not split, meaning that even if hes scared to die, hes 100% confident that he wants sacrifice himself so morty can survive. when theyre freezing to death, he gives morty his coat, hoping to give him even the tiniest bit of warmth and comfort. when he believes hes dying and morty is trying to save him, he apologizes and tells morty to leave him behind so that he can escape with his life. even the worst possible version of rick, a being of pure toxicity, sacrifices himself out of love for morty.

that man loves morty so much that it confuses him. why is the smartest man in the universe, who sees himself as a god, willing to throw away everything for this kid that pisses him off every other day? why does he protect him, bond with him, keep a picture of him in his wallet, when he could so easily be replaced and nothing would change? its nonsensical, its irrational.

but its love.

if youll allow me to get even more tinfoil-hatty: the vindicators ride!

you cant tell me that the ride wasnt about morty. my immediate thought is that when rick started crying, he realized how “stupid and emotional” he was being, and instantly chickened out of being vulnerable at the last second by spitting out the first name he could think of to try and convince morty this open display of love wasnt about him. rick started talking really fast when the noob noob twist hit, which is a classic indicator of a character making shit up on the fly — not to mention that the platform made a positive ding when morty stepped on it (and, yknow, nothing exploded), indicating that morty was in fact the correct answer. (RICK FUCKING ASKED WHO NOOB NOOB WAS AT THE END OF THE EPISODE. HE WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT DUDE.)

rick is terrified of letting morty know just how much he means to him, because he thinks that if hes vulnerable with him, morty will stop respecting him. but at the same time, he adores morty to the point that on multiple occasions, he decides that death is preferable to living without him.

rick needs morty just as much as morty needs him.

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“morty is so dependent on rick” I HEAR YOU. AND YOURE RIGHT. BUT LISTEN.

rick is just as dependent on morty.

healthy rick tells toxic rick that the latter took all of his “irrational attachments”, clearly referring to morty. and if you look at toxic rick’s face when he’s holding a dying toxic morty, you can see that morty’s pain hurts him too. the fact that the living embodiment of all of ricks toxic traits (including his belief that everyone else, including morty, is vastly inferior to him) STILL loved morty enough to SACRIFICE HIS LIFE AND AUTONOMY FOR HIM leads me to believe that no version of rick c-137 can fathom living without morty by his side.

when the timeline is falling apart, he gives morty his collar — and the timeline does not split, meaning that even if hes scared to die, hes 100% confident that he wants sacrifice himself so morty can survive. when theyre freezing to death, he gives morty his coat, hoping to give him even the tiniest bit of warmth and comfort. when he believes hes dying and morty is trying to save him, he apologizes and tells morty to leave him behind so that he can escape with his life. even the worst possible version of rick, a being of pure toxicity, sacrifices himself out of love for morty.

that man loves morty so much that it confuses him. why is the smartest man in the universe, who sees himself as a god, willing to throw away everything for this kid that pisses him off every other day? why does he protect him, bond with him, keep a picture of him in his wallet, when he could so easily be replaced and nothing would change? its nonsensical, its irrational.

but its love.

if youll allow me to get even more tinfoil-hatty: the vindicators ride!

you cant tell me that the ride wasnt about morty. my immediate thought is that when rick started crying, he realized how “stupid and emotional” he was being, and instantly chickened out of being vulnerable at the last second by spitting out the first name he could think of to try and convince morty this open display of love wasnt about him. rick started talking really fast when the noob noob twist hit, which is a classic indicator of a character making shit up on the fly — not to mention that the platform made a positive ding when morty stepped on it (and, yknow, nothing exploded), indicating that morty was in fact the correct answer. (RICK FUCKING ASKED WHO NOOB NOOB WAS AT THE END OF THE EPISODE. HE WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT DUDE.)

rick is terrified of letting morty know just how much he means to him, because he thinks that if hes vulnerable with him, morty will stop respecting him. but at the same time, he adores morty to the point that on multiple occasions, he decides that death is preferable to living without him.

rick needs morty just as much as morty needs him.

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100 Years

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twincest y'all

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Go again my blinkies made using blinkies.Cafe!!

(Free 2 use, you can give credits if you want to!!)

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"you're romanticize-"

me af

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PRIME TIME - PART 1 [Click for high quality]

( a take on the idea - what if Prime actually got to meet Morty during the portal travelers reset?? )

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idk if it's just me who wants to catch all the similarities to Rick Prime because I think it's great lore that Morty Prime still resembles his original grandfather after all

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js 2 rick and morty gifs i made since i couldnt find the scenes elsewhere ,, mostly s8e4 !

can also be found on my my giphy (since tenor hates my ass)

a cropped vers. of the first one aswell !! :

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"fluff lover" stamps !

obviously not great ( i very rarely design stamps ) , but i couldnt find anything else for me to use

was also gonna make some others for angst, smut, and other genres, but i got lazy, so for now theres only two 😭

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Rick would be the type who’d wear this

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why do snowflakes on pinterest report drawings of fictional characters for "child safety" 💀💀 yall maybe we should be focusing more on real life children who need to be protected and not the poor victimized fictional character that doesnt have real feelings

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Late night tv with grandpa

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Man I LOVE being in the Midwest!! We gonna get some tornados possibly

We’re in the 5% risk of having a tornado from the storm

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the final sex ray didn’t work on beth because “thank goodness we already had sex”

vaccine is bullshit. rick and morty simply already had sex

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the episode in a nutshell

and happy future parents🥳🥚🎉