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This shit has been out for an hour. I t d o e s n ' t m e l t.

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I'm personally a fish man stan, and while Zelink is valid (and Link is hot let's be real, partial to Twilight Princess link), I like the bros.

(Also based juniper pfp)

I think the only straight ship in media that had me going "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO" was Noah x Mio from Xenoblade 3.

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I think the only straight ship in media that had me going "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO" was Noah x Mio from Xenoblade 3.

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Pick-up lines about Slant Rhymes

Hey baby do you rhyme on a diagonal? Cuz I wanna slant your rhymes.

We could be a slant rhyme, not quite right for each other but good enough to work.

Ey, we can rhyme on a slant.

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Running list of things invented by my brain in dreams:

[Dream A]

1. The Autism Launcher™️ (mini game)

2. Reverse Reading

3. Lost item taxi service

4. New law of physics: things can't be stolen before nighttime

[Dream B]

5. New Pokémon game (ranger perhaps?) Played first person perspective kinda combining LoZ ToTK aspects with Pokémon.

6. Aformentioned game had at least two new pokemon:

[6a] A ground type you threw like a boomerang.

[6b] And a giant rock thing that counted as a boss encounter.

[Dream C]

7. Alligator Sky by Owl City - Japanese Version

[Dream D]

8. "Italian" (Brain made up an entire language to have a dream in and decided it was called Italian. Not the first time this has happened either.)

9. Co-op car with wack ass layout. Steering wheel left side. 5 pedals (too many) on the right side. The five pedals were arranged in a square on the left hand side of the right side. Going clockwise from the top left it was "Brake 1, Gas 1, Gas 2, Brake 2" and the fifth pedal was like, a long piano lever on the right hand side.

[Dream E]

10. Large 1m³ Gold cubes that rain from the sky, one broke my window

11. Sulfur Dioxide + Detergent = stained glass (Don't try this at home, this formula is likely not what occurs, idk I'm not a chemist)

[Dream F]

12. Weird combination game of Mao, Poker, Roulette, and turned based trivia that occurred in a Furry themed dive bar (Apparently, this is normally a restaurant). One of the things on the roulette wheel was a Lotus reference from 999.

13. Large Scale disaster (like apocalyptic) due to a whole shit ton of mattresses falling into the ocean. Me, a detective trying to find the culprit, required stalking a ship with a drone (that was a flying version of the ship), and meeting Marvel's version of Loki in my old University office that is now booby trapped "electrified wire, because the old axe-weilding man wasn't real my [Loki's] style".

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Love it when *gender* sneaks out of my floorboards at 23:30 and hits me with a pre-bedtime existential crisis.

Thanks, Rika from Pokémon.

pansexual lesbian boygirl ?? Is this what I'm doing?

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Quote from a dream I just had,

"Maybe Britain needs Christian Socialism right now, I don't know, I'm American."

I think that's the most presumptuous I've ever been in a dream.

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Just learned about the kanji 嘯 and I think I'm about to throw up.

Two people being able to hold a brush in their mouths in nothing to brag about...

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This OLD bible in Hebrew and Latin

Just gotta say it felt like a sin to even touch the thing, it is literally several centuries old

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This mid-70s ad for depression medication, found bound incorrectly in a different publication.

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So there will just be posting of whatever cursed information I feel needs to be deigned upon the annals of Tumblr

(And maybe updates in my creative endeavors but don't count on it)