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finally sharing the cameo I requested of Solas saying this post!

"Damn, I wish I could wolf out right now." "This fight would be so much easier if I wolfed out." "Fuck this guy, imagine if I wolfed out on them."

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Anytime i say that im actually going to be active online again just ignore it.

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ive been watching the terror and "mr hickey" does not get enough credit for being Thee toxic, crazy ass fag that he is. like what a man. shits on his ex's bed for selling him out, kills two of his fellows like a maniac and then butchers their corpses, MURDERS his ex because he's sick and physically useless, proposes cannibalism, gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss'd his way into leading a mutiny. what an insane motherfucker.

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I made a bluesky account! Ill definitely be more active there :)

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That got bro pussy wet 😭

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I will never ever ever ever get tired of the losercore Thorin that comes with everyone lives aus. yes YES dude make him miserable!!! Throw him in the mud and make him claw his way out!!!!! Crack him open like an egg and show him the painful beauty of what it is to be still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Drown In You Guilt Curse

Intention

This is not a little curse to do on someone who pissed you off this is a curse for someone close to you who had catastrophic effects on your life. someone who hurt you in so many ways that you will never be the same again. This curse is to project the suffering they caused you back onto them , it is fueled by anger and hate. In a sense this is a guilt curse .This curse is based in your own pain and suffering so it can not be sent back on you if the person also practices magick. They can’t curse you with pain you already know.

What You Need 

A poppet/doll made to look like the intended target.

A container or jar larger then the poppet/doll

Another container/jar preferably something biodegradable this container will need to be buried at some point)

Black paint or food coloring

A picture of the target , works better if its a picture of them before everything went bad. A picture of them when you still considered them a friend/whatever they were to you

A fire safe dish 

Lighter or matches

Red chalk/paint (Preferably something easily washed away)

A candle that is a color or scent that makes you happy. Or just use pink/white as a default. 

Steps

Make your poppet. Make it as close to the person’s current appearance as you can. Button eyes the color of their eyes, yarn the color of their hair, cloth the color of their skin, ect ect . Put it to the side

Fill your first container with water and pour in some black paint/food color to tint the water black. Put this to the side

On your space or a piece of paper on your space draw/paint in red sigils for guilt, pain, suffering, whatever you feel matches your intention.

 Take the picture and start to rip it into smaller and smaller pieces. With each rip say things like “You will feel the pain you made me feel” “you will suffer as I have suffered “ “there will be no forgiveness for your actions”  “I will never recognize you as a friend” “I will not look back and remember what you were,what we were” and so on and so forth, basically saying anything that you feel applies to the situation and the pain they caused you until you can’t rip the picture anymore. Most of this process is to erase the memories that make you want them back, the memories that make you miss what you had and that’s why you use a picture from before everything changed

During the picture ripening process allow your anger, hate, resentment, and bitterness to build up and give you power and energy.

Once you’ve finished ripping up the picture light the remains on fire, this might take a few tries. Wait until the fire builds up and is at its peak.

Take the poppet/doll you made hold it’s face far enough above the fire so that it’s not burning yet and say anything along the lines of “i will never recognize any good in you, there will be no recognition or forgiveness because the pain you caused me outways the good” or anything you feel applies. Then lower the poppet/dolls face into the flames burning away your positive recognition. You will never recognize them as a friend/lover/whatever. Be careful about this part, don’t brn yourself or set your house on fire.

Lift the doll/poppets face from the fire and slowly sink the entire doll/poppet into the container of black water. Saying “May you drown in your guilt, drown in my pain” Toss the burnt pictures remains in the water was well . Let it sit in this container for as long as you feel necessary

Transfer the doll and most of the water to the second container (leaving some water in the first container and seal the lid. Make sure there is enough water in the container to leak out and wash away your sigils. Charging and activating them. If there isn’t drip a little of the water on them yourself.

Place your hands on either side of the container or hold it in your hands. Begin to recall all the ways this person hurt you. With each memory visualize a black thread/rope/chain leaving your body and wrapping itself tightly around the container. Do this until your run out of negative memories.

Seal the contained with wax from the pink/white/what ever represents happiness to you candle. This is to seal the pain and hate they have caused in you with happiness. If the wax starts to char/get ash in it and the wax begins to turn black/grey it’s fine because this can represent your happiness being their misery. 

Barry the container and pour the rest of the water from the first container on top of the spot. finally say “this curse is final and can not be broken” It won’t make sure it will absolutely never be broken but it might help.

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Your Joy Will Turn to Ashes, a Curse

This is a curse aimed at someone who has wronged the caster in a grievous manner, especially by committing abuse. The goal is to return the negativity and pain to the abuser. This is ideally done outside or in a well ventilated area, away from anything flammable.

(The quote is borrowed from George R.R. Martin’s A Clash of Kings, though that is the only outside element used in this working (I felt it was fitting — feel free to come up with your own words, of course.)

Materials:

dried stinging nettle

dried cloves

rose thorns

war water or storm water

pen and parchment paper (or brown paper)

fire-proof container, matches

photo of target (optional)

Write down the target’s name on the paper and, if you have a photo of them, place the photo on top of the paper. Fold it in half, then fold the ends of the paper to create a packet, leaving one side open. 

Add the dry materials to the packet. As you do, focus on the wrong the target has done to you and/or others. If this is too painful to think about, just focus on who you wish to curse. Fold the mouth of the packet closed. Allow a few drops of the water to fall onto the packet.

Light the corner of the packet on fire, then immediately drop it into the fire-proof container. As it burns to ash, say the following:

A day will come When you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you’ll know the debt is paid.

Scatter the ashes outside, away from your home.

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Tweek Tweak has OCD. I know this because i am him.

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

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you have bewitched me body and soul

you can get a print here: inprnt!  

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Artwork for my fic "Backs To The Wall" by the wonderful @lorbalith who I really recommend you go follow on IG here! 💛

Thorin had cupped his chin between his forefinger and thumb, and tilted it up. Bilbo’s heart was immediately in this throat, his breath catching as Thorin stepped closer, his own head lowered ever so slightly down towards him.  “Is that clear?” Thorin repeated himself, though more quietly now as his eyes seemed to be searching Bilbo’s face for something, roving over every detail as though mapping out something truly intriguing.  Bilbo found he couldn’t speak, their position far too reminiscent of the last few breaths before a kiss, and Thorin’s intense gaze stealing every word he ever knew from his memory.

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The last sneak peek before the day of release!

Enjoy this snippet of my new fic, The Burden Of Choice, coming out in just two days on April 25th!

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“Flower crowns are a little like braiding but more like weaving. You want them to be sturdy enough that they won’t fall apart with a little light play but not so hard you strangle the stems.”  They sat in compatible silence apart from Bilbo’s instruction. Both of them were concentrating on their tasks. Thorin failed several times to get the flowers to hold their shape. After several failed attempts and dozens of snapped and discarded flowers, Thorin finally had a functioning flower crown. He placed it on the bed next to Bilbo’s and tried not to cringe at how juvenile his attempt looked in comparison. “Nimble hobbit hands are better suited to this craft than rough dwarven ones.” Thorin sighed.  “Oh, I don't know about that. The only advantage I have is decades of practice.” Bilbo set aside his crown and picked up Thorin’s, nestling it securely on his head with a smile. “It even fits me!”  “You don’t have to wear that.” He knew that Bilbo probably thought the work was shoddy, and he hated the idea of him walking around with something so ill-made. Thorin reached for the crown, intent on swapping it with the beautiful one Bilbo had made, but before his hand could grab anything, Bilbo laced his fingers through his, stopping his progress.  “I want to wear it because you made it.” Bilbo used his hand as an anchor to lean forward seductively. “because you made it for me. Rough dwarven hands and all, and I’ll have you know I’m growing very fond of how rough those hands can be.”

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'Oh Bilbo could never go to Mahal's Halls, he's in the Undying Lands, they will never be reunited' Listen here you unbeliever. Bilbo Baggins was the burglar who got into Erebor and the hobbit who held onto the ring for decades and still parted from it. If he wants to he will, so you best believe Mahal will find him in Thorin's rooms one of these days

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