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Help my mothers got divorced and one is in Scotland but I need to be with the one in Wales because she won me in the divorce

Yes I'm talking about Cressida Cowper and Eloise Bridgerton. Get me to Cressida, she needs comfort right now because Eloise didn't give it to her🙄🙄

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no one talk to me i'm off to find cressida cowper and give her the life she deserves because CLEARLY not even eloise will

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even if you aren't actually a canon lesbian, you will always be a lesbian in our hearts, Miss Cressida Cowper. and you will forever be kissing Eloise Bridgerton in our minds🩷🫶🏼🩵

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if we get a creloise kiss in part two and it's like cressida grabbing eloise's face out of nowhere, kisses her, then pulls away horrified before running away and the seasons ends at that then you guys are gonna have to excuse my pterodactyl screams

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Daylight

Once, Eloise believed that love was burning red.

Then she believed it to be black and white.

Now she realized that it’s golden. Like daylight. Like Cressida.

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can you believe i actually wrote a thing?

anway, come

join our discord so we can all fall deeper into the creloise brainrot!

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imagine Cressida and Eloise going horse riding and Eloise's horse just runs straight for a low hanging branch and throws Eloise off

then cue Cressida freaking out, kneeling beside Eloise on the ground and touching her face out of concern and worry but Eloise thinks she's dead bc there's an angel with such an ethereal beauty hovering above her face

and Eloise just starts smiling like the dumbest, most lovestruck little dope🥰🥰

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Violet Bridgerton wants nothing more than for her kids to have a love match so if you think she won't accept Cressida Cowper with open arms when Eloise declares her undying love for her then you're wrong and I'm not sorry🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

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once again thinking about how Eloise rejected Cressida's suit and now it's Eloise that's coming to call on Cressida

if Bridgerton doesn't follow up on how gay that is istg

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okay but JESSICA MADSEN announcing that she's queer and in love with a woman is making my lil gay heart so happy😭🥹

now i know how she can make cressida look that captivated by eloise. miss ma'am is a girl lover too🥹❤️

anyway HAPPY PRIDE Y'ALL HERE'S TO CRELOISE ENDGAME!!!🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙🌈

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i feel like cressida would be the type to hold the "i would rather die" line over her girlfriend wife lover life partner eloise forever. just constantly throwing it in her face at any given opportunity

Eloise: Shall we retire to bed, darling?

Cressida: I would rather die. (but then immediately dragging eloise to bed)

Eloise: I ran into your mother earlier. She requests a visit from us.

Cressida: I would rather die. (justified tbh)

Eloise: Love, we're going go be late. You must make haste.

Cressida: I would rather die.

Eloise: Would you like to join my book club? We may have an opening—

Cressida: I would rather die.

Eloise: .....

Eloise: Are you ever going to let that go?

Cressida: I would rather die. (with the most shit eating grin ever and eloise has never been more in love)

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actually torn between wanting more scenes with creloise and dreading their inevitable falling out in part 2

like i know jess is the ship captain but i can't help but think that she's doing that because creloise isn't actually endgame even though they should be

feels a bit like overcompensating honestly i'm so sorry jessica madsen i love you with all my heart and i want to believe you but i've been burned too many times with sapphic relationships that just don't happen in canon😭😭

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Even if Cressida isn't a Lesbian in the show, She Will be a Lesbian in our hearts.

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so we all agree that cressida cowper is touch starved, right?

and we can all imagine just how much she loves eloise's touch, right??? RIGHT???

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anyone have any Creloise fanfic recs?

i have such an urge to write them but at the same time i know i won't be able to capture how they speak during that time so i'll settle for just reading them for the sake of not embarrassing myself😭🥹

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is it controversial to say that i didn't really care much about polin this season when compared to creloise?

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listen if we can canonically have a badass lesbian nun and a female bisexual second jesus then we can fucking have regency sapphics!!

CRELOISE YOU HAVE MY WHOLE HEART

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listen to me blonde woman, you will NOT marry the vegetable man, there is a hater with opinions and a fortune coming to save you, hold on for that woman