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mikufetus

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why was this in my school's PE thing on jogging

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i dont UNDERSTAND why am i getting followers these look like bots????//???? EXPLAIN

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HELLO WHY DID I SUDDENLY GET LIKE 70 FOLLOWERS? BUT I THINK THEYRE ALL BOTS???

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tbt the time i made a science diagram about how the human body adjusts its temperature according to the surroundings and i needed a human figure so i added a png of astolfo

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"we forget more things as we grow older" ok so how can i speed that up.

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"my boyfriend likes cats", i proclaim to my friends, with a smirk plastered across my face. they look back at me with dead, exhausted eyes. they've been sitting in this basement for months, waiting for the tiniest scrap of food to be given to them. i saunter back up the stairs, locking the door behind me as i giggle to myself, thinking about the funny kitten pictures i have on my phone. tomorrow, i will return with a new pleasant fact about him...and the day after that, and then the day after that one, week after week, month after month...until they know everything there is to know about the wonders of my boyfriend.

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FREDDIE DREDD DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HOW HIS SONGS SOUND??? HELLO?? HE LOOKS LIKE A CONSERVATIVE UNCLE AND HIS SONGS ARE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE

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This election day, I'm thinking of my Nana.

I'm thinking of how as a young woman, she fled political violence in her native Colombia to build a new home in a more stable country. I'm thinking about how she lived a long life, but not long enough to see her home country elect its first ever progressive president (just a few months ago!).

Coincidentally, I was living in Colombia at that time (in the very city she grew up in), and I was able to witness what felt like a miracle. A very conservative country, suffering from the violent inheritance of colonization and catholic invasion and the war on drugs, against a backdrop of the dangerous global rise of the far right--this unlikely country managed to elect one of the most progressive heads of state in the world, in 2022. That's a pretty big deal.

And I'm thinking about this, this election day, because that election was won by a very thin margin. I'm thinking about how it almost didn't happen. I'm thinking about how it was only possible thanks to the highest voter turnout in 20 year. And I am thinking about the countless number of voters who chose to vote for the first time. I am thinking of the poorest and most disenfranchised citizens who showed up at the polls. I am thinking of the indigenous women who rode 12 hours on public buses to vote at the 'nearest' polling stations. I am thinking of all the money and corruption that went into preventing minority citizens from voting, and I'm thinking about how they showed up in the millions and voted anyway.

I am thinking that I would like to see a miracle like that in my own home country.

So if you're on the fence about waiting in line today to cast your vote, I hope that you will think--about the country you want to live in, the future you hope will unfold, and about all of the people it takes to make a miracle.

Because history may deem us nameless and faceless, but when we show up en masse, we are the ones who make history happen.

And yes, maybe also spare a thought for my Nana. Who was in fact a very angry and judgemental woman who supported the republican party for 50+ years, and who would be turning in her grave right now (if the family hadn't had her cremated). Think about the mean angry ghost of my Colombian grandmother, who very much wants you to not show up at the polls to support abortion and other sinful progressive values. Think about her. Do it for her.

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everyone's like "oOOohh 3 am so very scary" but. what abt 9 pm. are we just gonna ignore the 9pm vibes. LIKE- HOW DO I EVEN EXPLAIN IT

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sad bc my bf isnt matching my chaotic evil energy 😢

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*hundreds of ppl die trying to climb mt. everest*

everyone else: MUST CLIMB BUCKET LIST OPTION FAMILY VACATION SPOT YES

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going to keep brainrot posting on here bc this is my mind dumpster hehehehheehhehehheehhahhebjaevdjsfhvhfsa

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sleep thoughts sleep thoughts sleep thoughts sleep thoughts

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red undead redemption ‼️‼️

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oh who am i even talking to, me and my 5 bot followers 💀 damn

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sorry

i ranted and now im back, still not feeling the best, but memes to apologize for the angst