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Jennie as your GF headcanon (SFW) - Dropped half of the letters or else it’s too long.

A- Affection: How affectionate is she with you?

Really affectionate in private. Jennie gets so much shit for everything. If she walks outside and steps on an ant, people will go feral, scrutinising why she stepped on that ant. Does she think she’s better than other living things? People always find something to hate her for. I think it’s netizens’ favourite pastime. So when she started dating you, she wanted to keep it low-key. She doesn’t want anyone to know, so even as much as hand-holding is off the table. At home though? Complete cuddle bear.

C- Cheeky: How cheeky is she?

A bit. She does goof around with you, pulls pranks, makes jokes… She’s just not like Jisoo or Lisa that play around 24/7. Jennie is pretty calm and she likes her quiet time. I don’t see her as the type to be bouncing off the wals from sun up to sun down.

E- Emotion: How comfortable is she expressing her emotions?

Jennie is very emotional and sensitive, and she can’t really hide that. She has no filter. She is very clear about everything… Her thoughts, what she says, her emotions, her opinions. She’s an open book. You can tell immediately when you’ve hurt her feelings. She makes herself very clear without saying much. You can just see it in her face. She also trusts you a lot. You’re the first one she comes crying to when anything goes wrong - anything at all. You’re always the first one to know, and the first one she allows to calm her down. You’re her shoulder to cry on, the one she will always come venting to, always seek advice from etc.

G- Gifts: Receiver or giver? What kind of gifts does she like?

Jennie is 100% a giver. She likes to make you happy. Whether that be by buying you something you pointed out to her a few weeks ago or making your favourite chocolate just because… She doesn’t really need a special occasion to spoil you. She just does it because it makes her happy to see you happy. As for her, she does like expensive gifts like a new perfume or a Chanel bag, but these are things she herself can buy. She prefers gifts that come from your heart. Like a photo album of the two of you or a scrapbook of your favourite memories, or a ‘100 reasons I love you’ book like she made for you for your birthday last year. Just anything like that.

I- I love you: Who said it first? When? How?

Jennie said it first… Rather quickly too… About on the fifth date. The both of you were stargazing. You had planned on just watching the sun going down at your place after dinner and then heading over to the cinema to watch this new movie that had come out. However, when the stars started appearing and the moon had come up, neither of you wanted to leave anymore. It was calming, healing if you will. Both of you just in your backyard, sitting on some beanbags with some snacks. You had downloaded an app, telling you which constellations were in the sky that night and where to see them. With Jennie it just came out. You were helping her spot Sirius, and she just couldn’t hold it in anymore. She just had to tell you.

“Y/N…”

“Yes?”

“I love this… You… I love you… And this.”

Yeah, it was awkward, but genuine.

K- Kiss: What was the first kiss like?

Really awkward as well. Everything you and Jennie did for the first time was awkward. This was no exception. You were both ready for that step. You both just uncomfortably shifted closer together and leaned in too quickly I guess, bumping your foreheads against each other. Eventually, you got over the awkwardness, but yeah… It was definitely memorable.

M- Memory: What’s her memory like? Does she remember things like birthdays or anniversaries?

Jennie remembers everything about everyone. This is both a blessing and a curse. If you’re trying to surprise her, don’t lie about where you’re going, don’t change your story because she will know. She knows what you ate, what you wore last week, at what hour you went to bed, and what you like 😏

O- On cloud nine: What is she like when she’s in love?

Overwhelming. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it eventually… But definitely overwhelming. She can be a lot. She wants to celebrate everything - 1 week anniversary, 1 month anniversary, 100 day anniversary, 200 day anniversary, 300 day anniversary, 1 year anniversary… But, hey… More gifts I suppose 🤷🏼‍♀️ Jennie will also just swoon over anything you do. Even if it’s the most basic shit ever, she will act like you saved the planet.

Q- Queen: Does she like to be pampered? The princess/queen treatment?

Yes, ma’am… Definitely, most definitely. Jennie LOVES getting pampered. Doesn’t matter how. Just be affectionate towards her. You can’t really go overboard with her. She loves it all - pet names, massages, home spa dates, you painting her nails… She loves getting your attention.

S- Security: How protective is she? Who is the protector?

You. Jennie gets so much shit, she kinda needs you to look out for her. However, she will gladly risk it all when it comes to you as well. Sure, she takes her career seriously, and it would break her if she had to step away from it, but for you, she’d do anything. But you are definitely her personal security guard.

U- Unity: What kind of wedding does she want? Does she even want a wedding to begin with?

Jennie definitely wants a fairytale type wedding. Something with only people you both know, yet lavish and gorgeous. She’d definitely spend her cash on it - everything. She wouldn’t settle for anything that’s not perfect. She’ll only get married once, so she wants to do it right, with the perfect cake, the perfect dress, the perfect food, the perfect people. Probably something like the wedding in Crazy Rich Asians but without the mean rich in-laws and toxicity.

W- Wildcard: Random headcanon.

Jennie talks in her sleep. It’s absolutely adorable. I don’t think she’ll ever know how many pictures and videos you have of her singing or talking in her sleep.

Y- Yearn: What are her cravings when she’s having a bad day? What makes her feel better?

You, Kuma and chocolate… A lot of chocolate. Even more chocolate… And you, all of you.

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Jisoo as your GF headcanons (SFW- kinda) - Dropped half of the letters or else it’s too long.

A- Affection: How affectionate is she with you?

Kind of. She does nice things for you, but she’s not really a cuddler. She shows her love for you in different ways. She always tends to your needs. You had a bad day at work and are all sweaty and exhausted? She’ll draw you a nice warm bath with your favourite scented candles and oils. You’re feeling under the weather? She’ll prepare your favourite soup. Jisoo often has trouble with expressing her emotions through words so she does it through actions.

C- Cheeky: How cheeky is she?

Very. Jisoo is a goofball. You’ll never get tired with her around. She’s so funny. Anything you do or say, she turns into a joke. Sometimes it comes off as insensitive, but she doesn’t mean it that way.

“God, my back hurts…’

‘Oh… Been getting your back blown out, huh?”

E- Emotion: How comfortable is she expressing her emotions?

Not is the slightest. Jisoo has a hard time opening up about anything. Don’t take it too personally, she doesn’t talk about it to anyone. It’s not because you did something to make her close up. That’s just how she has always been. However, there are times where you can see slight cracks in her “happy go lucky facade”. There have been times where she tells you about bad things that have happened and where she has allowed herself to cry in from of you, but those moments are rare. Though, they do happen more and more the longer you both are together.

G- Gifts: Receiver or giver? What kind of gifts does she like?

Jisoo is a giver, 100%. Of course, she likes receiving gifts - everyone does… However, she definitely prefers giving them. She’s a bit of a mommy in that way. She’ll always make sure everyone has had their share before allowing herself to get anything. She always knows what to get you. She knows what you like, and she will stop at nothing to get you what you want. For her, any gifts that are actually useful is the way to go. Jisoo wouldn’t want you to buy her something stupid that she’s just gonna throw out in a week like foreign snacks or face masks - especially if they’re expensive. She’d much rather get something she can use for a long time like jewellery or a bag, maybe a new gaming set-up.

I- I love you: Who said it first? When? How?

Not surprisingly, you did. The both of you had been dating for a few months, and she had recently met your family. Seeing her with your family just brought so much joy to your heart. Just her sitting there, helping your mom doing the dishes, helping your grandfather hang his coat on the coatrack, rocking your baby cousin back and forth when she was crying to soothe her… It made you see a new side of her. On your way home, the both of you drove in silence, thinking about your day together. It was out before you know it.

“I love you.”

“Huh?”

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

K- Kiss: What was the first kiss like?

You were just chilling, eating dinner together. It was that Italian food and wine that made her so brave I suppose. She wanted to try something new, push herself out of her comfort zone for you. The both of you had been dating for about a year. You had never pushed her into anything, never made her feel like she had to. She was comfortable enough to do something she never was comfortable with before you.

M- Memory: What’s her memory like? Does she remember things like birthdays or anniversaries?

Jisoo’s memory sucks. She doesn’t remember shit… Unless when it comes to you. Then suddenly she remembers anything. From the way you like to do your hair, your favourite perfumes/cologne brands, your favourite color, your birthdays, anniversaries etc. Heck, she even remembers your parents’ anniversaries. She just cares so much about you and your life.

O- On cloud nine: What is she like when she’s in love?

For people that don’t know her very well, it’d be hard to notice since she tends to hide stuff. But, when you really pay attention, it’s there… The way her pupils dilate whenever she makes eye contact with you, the way she texts you every time you drive somewhere or get on a flight to make sure you’re okay…

Q- Queen: Does she like to be pampered? The princess/queen treatment?

No. I mean, sure, she likes feeling loved and taken care of, but she doesn’t want you to baby her. She’s very independent, and doesn’t like it when you come home every single day with flowers. They’re fine every once in a while, but not every week. She also doesn’t want you to do everything… Cooking, cleaning… It makes her feel like she can’t do anything on her own. So if she’s cleaning, don’t tell her to sit down and that you’ll take care of it. She is used to doing things on her own, and constantly stepping in makes her feel like you’re not allowing her to be independent.

S- Security: How protective is she? Who’s the protector?

Jisoo can get very protective over you when she feels she has to be. The media can be cruel, and she will NEVER allow you to be disrespected by her fans, haters or even just random people on the street. She has a shit ton of respect for you, and wouldn’t allow anyone to disrespect you. Even if she senses you might be in danger, even if it’s just a slight gut feeling, you bet she’ll be there doing her all to keep you safe. She wears the pants when it comes to security. You mean the world to her, and if it really came down to her, she would kill to keep you safe.

U- Unity: What kind of wedding does she want? Does she even want a wedding to begin with?

She definitely wants to get married, but something low-key. She doesn’t want a grande, royal wedding. Just something sweet and pure, surrounded by friends and family. Nothing more, nothing less. I don’t even think the media would know until months after when people start noticing she’s constantly wearing a wedding ring.

W- Wildcard: Random headcanon.

Jisoo has a secret folder of cute pictures of you, but she’d never tell you. Just photos of you sleeping or from you as a baby or you being goofy while dressing up for Halloween. Just something she can coo at when she’s had a rough day.

Y- Yearn: What are her cravings when she’s having a bad day? What makes her feel better?

Chicken… Any kind of chicken… Fried chicken, chicken nuggets, you dressed up as a chicken… Just chickens.

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BLACKPINK members as your kids

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Jisoo:

-Weirdest kid ever… Like, you’d be coming home from getting the groceries, and baby Jisoo would somehow have her foot stuck in the vacuum cleaner. She’s the reason that ‘the neighbour’s kid’ became a thing. ISTG, it’d be 2AM and you’d walk past her room to use the bathroom and catch her trying to invite demons into the house or asleep on top of her wardrobe. When you interact with her you usually find yourself saying the same things to your daughter as you would to your dog; ‘Take my slipper out of your mouth!’, ‘Sit!’, ‘Don’t pee there!’, ‘No! That’s not edible!’. You’d honestly never get bored with her around.

-Jisoo would definitely be a sanguine child. She’d have a lot of imagination. She’d love to put on plays for you, and loves to play pretend. Favourite games including house, treasure hunts, knights and princesses (her being the knight of course) etc. Jisoo would be a very social kid as well. She’d be friends with all the other kids in the neighbourhood, and she really needs such a big circle of friends because homegirl gets bored so quickly. Ain’t nobody matching her energy…

-Jisoo would also be a very active kid - engaging in a lot of physically demanding activities. She once stated how she did taekwondo and basketball when she was a kid so it’s safe to say, she’ll give you a run for your money (seriously, sport clubs are expensive.)

Jennie:

-Sweetest baby ever. Jennie was a very shy kid growing up. I think she’d be really attached to you. She’d be that kid that pees her pants during presentations and hides behind you when someone asks for her name. She’d be the complete opposite of Jisoo. She wouldn’t have many friends and prefers to just spend time with you or her grandparents. Her favourite pastime would be picking flowers with you and making little bracelets or necklaces out of them. I can best describe her as the overly attached girlfriend in kid form, but don’t worry - look at her now. She really flourished as a teen and has friends/romantic partners now as an adult and goes out so she luckily ended up just fine like everyone else.

-Definitely a phlegmatic child. She’d be very calm, very docile. She’d be the kid you’d have to punish the least. She never really complains when you have to change her diaper or when it’s nap time or when you cook something she doesn’t like. She’s just the sweetest little thing ever. 10 out of 10, would raise again. The only problem would be the whining. Little Jennie would be dramatic af. She scrapes her knee and she’s acting like it needs to be amputated.

-Weekends with her would be filled with cooking together, watching movies and cuddling until you both fall asleep so when she grows up and starts hanging out more with her friends you get kinda sad, but you just remind yourself that all kids go through that phase and that it will be all okay because it will be.

Rosé:

-Such a sweetheart. A lot like Jennie but without the separation anxiety and whining. Now this may sound like a dream but… Babygirl is expensive… She takes piano and guitar lessons, and just so happens to show interest in every single school club. Rosé has a lot of friends at school, but prefers to stay home with you. She enjoys nothing more than making videos with you and playing duets on the piano. The both of you will regularly have girls days together where the house will look like a full on spa salon. From painting nails to chilling in the hot tub to scalp massages, you’ll definitely wonder how you managed to get the best kid ever.

-Rosé definitely falls into the melancholic child category. She definitely treasures tradition and gets upset when Christmas is celebrated differently than it usually is. She’d also be very tidy and clean up after herself when she makes a mess. I also don’t see her having a rebellion phase - not as a toddler, kid, tween or teen. She’d always just be really chill for the most part - some tantrums set aside obviously. Also, she’s definitely the same foodie that she is now so dinner time has never really been a problem.

-Even as a teenager, Rosie will never be ashamed of you. She’ll allow you to drop her off and will even yell out a ‘Thank you for the ride! Love you!’ in front of all of her classmates - not caring what they think.

Lisa:

-The most energetic one of them all. Lisa is all the grey hairs that you’re getting. Her favourite games are anything that has to do with running, climbing or jumping. She’s very playful, and she’s the hardest one to put down for naps or bedtime. It could be 10PM and toddler Lisa would still be trying to climb on top of the fridge. She’s also pretty popular and has quite some friends. If there is any school competition or event, she’s always the first one to sign up.

-Choleric child - no doubt. Definitely a little adult. She is very outspoken and has a lot to say. She has a lot of dreams and ambition and will stop at nothing to achieve what she wants to achieve. I think that she’d do really good in school and that she’d undoubtedly be the best in her dance team. She’d also be very competitive - sometimes a little too competitive. But that’s only because she’s so driven.

-I also think that she’d be very attached to you but not anywhere as much as Jennie or Rosé. She’s still very independent, but definitely loves you a lot and is not afraid to show you.

BLACKPINK as babies because they’re cuties

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BLACKPINK members as moms

Just a random ass post to “late” celebrate mother’s day :)

Jennie:

-Jennie would be that ‘cool mom’. All the other moms on the block would be green with envy because their kids be preferring Jennie. She’d be the type of mom that’s always up to date with the new trends. She’d be giving fashion advice to both the boys and girls in the house. I think she’d be very classy, teaching her kids how to cook and clean. She’d be giving them dating advice and shit. Her kids would feel safe to come to her with anything. She’d be a very hands on type of mom too. I don’t see her hiring nannies. She’d be doing it all herself. She would definitely be very affectionate. Constantly reading to her babies, cuddling them, kissing them etc.

-Absolute momma bear. She’d kill anyone before they could even think about harming her children. She’d be the type of mom to start screaming at a 5-year-old because they pushed her toddler. Would also definitely be on the PTA because she wants to know what the teachers are planning on doing to her kids. She watches the news a little too much to trust adults blindly with her kids. She’d also have that app download on her phone to see what kind of people are moving into the neighbourhood. She’d also hire tutors if she notices that her children are falling behind or their performance has been flunking.

-I think Jennie would be a boy mom (not the toxic kind though)… Maybe 1 daughter for her first. I don’t know. I go back and forth on this one. I think she always wanted a girl - going shopping with them, doing their hair, having her own mini-me. But then she had a son, and she wouldn’t change it for anything. She wouldn’t prefer her son over her daughter though. She’d love all her children equally, I just see her having boys more than girls, but I can also see her having a daughter. She’d definitely be a soccer mom, all fond and protective over her babies… Until they fuck up, then she will definitely lose her ‘cool mom’ status. Jennie wouldn’t think twice about throwing a slipper at her children if she catches them cussing, bullying a classmate etc. She’d be that mom to make her kids write a whole ass apology letter and make them read it in front of the entire school. Jennie deals with so much shit everyday from horrible people on the internet too - the slut-shaming, rumors, lazy accusations etc. The last thing she’d want would be for her children to be like them as well. She’d definitely want to raise respectful young men and women. I think she’d also be one of the strictest ones. Her kids would have limited screen time, early bedtimes and there’d be no walking to school or hanging out with friends when it’s dark out. Realistically speaking I think she’d have two children - probably one boy and one girl or two boys.

-As for cooking… Jennie would be a whole chef. I don’t see her as the type of mom to take her children to McDonald’s or give them a glass of coke before the age of like 7. She would want her children to be healthy, and she’d cook for them every night. No matter if she’s tired or just worked for 48 hours straight. First thing she’d do is cook something healthy and delicious for her and her children, and then she’d take care of herself. I also see her making her children’s cakes on special occasions and try her best to decorate it the way they would want her to. She’d definitely spoil her kids rotten, but remind them of how blessed they are constantly, and would never raise bratty children.

Jisoo:

-I see Jisoo as the most relatable mom. She’d be that typical suburban mom with about three kids (two girls, one boy or the opposite), living in a nice big house with a white picket fence around it. She would definitely have her children do extracurricular activities - one or more for each child. They’d be doing sports, playing instruments and be in at least one school club - preferably music or drama because those were the ones she liked and she wants to share her hobbies with her little ones. Jisoo would also definitely be on the PTA, organising bake-sales, sporting events… You get the gist.

-Jisoo would also be a very logical mom. She’d be supportive, but definitely be a little hard on her kids. If her children want to become artists, Jisoo would be the first one to fire it down. She’d urge her children to focus on finishing high-school and college first. She’d ask her kids things like ‘What if you don’t finish school, and the acting career doesn’t work out the way you wanted it to? And I’m no longer around because something happened? What then? You have no degree, everything is getting unaffordable… You’ll end up homeless, begging for water, food and shelter. That’s not what you want.’. Her kids would often think she’s a little emotionless, while in reality - she’ll be crying herself to sleep every night because having children while managing everything else she’s doing is exhausting. I feel like she’d often hide how she really feels from her kids, not wanting them to see her as weak. Honestly, her kids will have seen their dad cry more than their mom.

-On the lighter side of it all, she’d be a total boss mom. Her kid would be challenging her to a game of this new video game that they’re into and Jisoo would beat them within a minute. She’d be that type of mom that’s just better. The kids challenge her to a game of tekken, we both know who’s winning that. She’d take her kids to the arcade to ‘spEnD tiME wiTH tHeM’, while in reality, she just wants to beat them and show what a badass mom and how young she still is.

-All the other dads and moms would be secretly crushing on her. Like, she’d be waiting to pick her child up from school and Jimmy’s dad would be flirting with her. Of course Jisoo is still a queen and would definitely rat him out to his wife because… moms supporting moms obviously.

Rosé:

-Girl mom 100%. Honestly, do you see Rosé as a boy mom? Because I definitely don’t. I see Rosie as the type of mom to be wearing these mommy and me outfits 24/7. Doing her little girls’ hair would definitely be one of her favourite pastimes. I also think she’d be the most grandma-y one of the group. Like, her kids would be coming home from school on a cold day and Rosé would be welcoming them with a plate of freshly baked, hot chocolate chip cookies - prepared just the way her kids like them along with a glass of milk.

-Music would definitely be a recurring thing in the house. The kids would wake up to Rosie cooking with a nice indie playlist setting the theme in the background. She’d definitely want her children to play an instrument - preferably the piano or guitar. She’d be singing her kids to sleep, take them to work when she’s working on a new song to get insight from them to see what ideas they could have for her records.

-She’d definitely be into that gentle parenting. Unlike Jennie, Lisa and Jisoo, I don’t see Rosie yelling at her kid - ever. I think she’d be all about that positive reinforcement and time-out corners only to just talk about their wrongdoings afterwards. She wouldn’t really ever lose her cool with her children, no matter how much they push her buttons, annoy her or act up. She’d just stay calm and patient with them, wait for them to calm down and then punish them accordingly without ever turning to hitting or yelling. I also see her homeschooling her children more than the other girls. I think she’d be the only one patient enough to handle it.

-I think Rosé would have like two or three daughters, definitely no more than that because she’d want to evenly distribute her attention to all her children and wouldn’t want them to feel left out. She’d also teach independence from an early age and teach them that if they want something, they’re gonna have to achieve that themselves. They want to go study in another country? ‘Fine, go ahead - get yourself a nice job on the side so you can help pay for the tuition.’ Kids are ashamed of their mom dropping them off at school? ‘Okay, walk then. I won’t be dropping you off anymore.’ They don’t like the food she cooks? ‘That’s fine, then make your own dinner. You’re old enough.’

Lisa:

-Oh boy… Lisa as a mom… Saved the best for last. Where do I even start? Lisa would be the weirdest mom ever. Like, it’d be 12AM, and her children would be having a sleepover, watching a scary movie. And Lisa would start turning the power on and off, flickering the lights and shit. Barge in with the ugliest face mask ever on her face. She’d hide under their beds and pull their legs when they dangle their feet off the bed just for the lols. She’d be telling her kids not to drink alcohol, and then get wasted in some bushes with her older kids. Whenever the kid’s friends come over she’d be the type of embarrassing parent that’d be all like ‘This is so dope!’, ‘I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.’ and ‘What are you kids doing? Playing Fork Knife?’ or whatever else game they’re into.

-On the flip side, she could be very serious too. She’d be the typical ‘I ain’t one of your little friends’ mom. Her kids would honestly piss their pants when she’s angry at them. She wouldn’t take shit from her children. She could never be a parent to rude, ungrateful brats and she’d make sure that her kids don’t disrespect her or anybody else. She wouldn’t allow them too. Though, she could definitely be the strict parent, she would be very loving too. She’d constantly give them hugs and cuddles and be at every single one of their sports events yelling at the referee because her kid was tackled. She’d definitely embarrass her children, but when they grow up, they will learn to appreciate the fact that Lisa was always there for them no matter what.

-Unlike Jennie and Rosé, Lisa would have no problem with sending her kids to go eat at Pizza Hut or Taco Bell every once in a while. She’d cook for her kids, but wouldn’t have the time and patience to do it every single day. That might also be because I think she’d have the most kids, which means, more mouths to feed. I think Lisa would have about four children - two boys and two girls.

-Lisa would also definitely get along with all the other moms in the neighbourhood. She’d be that mom that buys flowers for new families that movie in and tells her children to go ‘play with the neighbour’s kid’.

Some more (AI) photos just because…