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apparently the strawberry moon hasn’t been this low in over 20 years 🍓

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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felt inspired by this tweet so. here are some of my favorite line deliveries from this show

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he already has awful posture, and now I do this to him

anatomy practice doodle because my shriveled brain can't retain anything (but hey, why be smart when I could be dumb?) :3

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It was a single player server, a lan server at most, and no players came up in my recently played with tab any of the times it happened. It might be region specific or something, but I have like 4 videos of it happening

It also crashes to desktop immediately I should note

weird serverblight thing

this post is 100% genuine, not an arg or whatever or part of the lore. i think valve or tf2 devs put a serverblight easter egg into the game and it's. honestly really irritating given i have psychosis and this shit is perfect for triggering reality problems.

i wanted to explore coldfront so i pulled a good old 'map cp_coldfront' in the console, it loads up and i wanted to look at movement animations for heavy, so i type 'sv_cheats 1' and then "thirdperson" so i can look at the glorious man himself. it runs fine for about a minute, before i get a message in the chat.

"SERVERBLIGHT has joined the game" before the game crashes to desktop. i immediately go talk to my partners. they both believe me but i'm a little paranoid about it.

i stream it the second time. i load up coldfront on stream, sv cheats, thirdperson. me and my partner giggle about my heavy loadout before the game crashes. i don't notice the join message that time, so i don't know if it actually happened or if my game just crashed.

i load it up again, i DON'T do sv cheats that time, i go through the map twice doing the objective to see if that triggers it. nothing happens.

my fourth time i do just sv cheats, no third person. it does in fact happen again. "SERVERBLIGHT has joined the game" before crashing to desktop. so it seems the catalyst is 'sv_cheats 1' on a singleplayer server.

the recording is my 5th or 6th time doing it, i wanted to show people i wasn't insane. i was paranoid but still thinking rationally enough to know this was likely a thing valve did to fuck with people and to pay tribute to the story of serverblight. maybe an april fools thing they forgot to remove. either way, i think other people should know about it, especially the mentally ill among us that play the game.

my partner was not able to replicate it taking all the same steps i did, i only have 3 maps from the workshop installed (tr_aim, tr_walkway and tra_sol_rocketjump) and all were last updated in december last year. i think this is new because i was messing around on a halloween map about a week ago, same process of sv cheats on singleplayer, and nothing happened.

the serverblight isn't real and it cannot harm you or take over your computer. this is a dumb thing i think people should be aware of.

(the video is buggy about it because the server has to start and run from my pc, apologies for that)

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I'll get on in a bit and test it again but my partner couldn't replicate it either. It might be a region specific thing? But I honestly couldn't tell you what actually triggers it to happen.

Partner did try it on coldfront and got nothing, I genuinely have no idea why it happens but I have like 4 videos of it happening

weird serverblight thing

this post is 100% genuine, not an arg or whatever or part of the lore. i think valve or tf2 devs put a serverblight easter egg into the game and it's. honestly really irritating given i have psychosis and this shit is perfect for triggering reality problems.

i wanted to explore coldfront so i pulled a good old 'map cp_coldfront' in the console, it loads up and i wanted to look at movement animations for heavy, so i type 'sv_cheats 1' and then "thirdperson" so i can look at the glorious man himself. it runs fine for about a minute, before i get a message in the chat.

"SERVERBLIGHT has joined the game" before the game crashes to desktop. i immediately go talk to my partners. they both believe me but i'm a little paranoid about it.

i stream it the second time. i load up coldfront on stream, sv cheats, thirdperson. me and my partner giggle about my heavy loadout before the game crashes. i don't notice the join message that time, so i don't know if it actually happened or if my game just crashed.

i load it up again, i DON'T do sv cheats that time, i go through the map twice doing the objective to see if that triggers it. nothing happens.

my fourth time i do just sv cheats, no third person. it does in fact happen again. "SERVERBLIGHT has joined the game" before crashing to desktop. so it seems the catalyst is 'sv_cheats 1' on a singleplayer server.

the recording is my 5th or 6th time doing it, i wanted to show people i wasn't insane. i was paranoid but still thinking rationally enough to know this was likely a thing valve did to fuck with people and to pay tribute to the story of serverblight. maybe an april fools thing they forgot to remove. either way, i think other people should know about it, especially the mentally ill among us that play the game.

my partner was not able to replicate it taking all the same steps i did, i only have 3 maps from the workshop installed (tr_aim, tr_walkway and tra_sol_rocketjump) and all were last updated in december last year. i think this is new because i was messing around on a halloween map about a week ago, same process of sv cheats on singleplayer, and nothing happened.

the serverblight isn't real and it cannot harm you or take over your computer. this is a dumb thing i think people should be aware of.

(the video is buggy about it because the server has to start and run from my pc, apologies for that)

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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weird serverblight thing

this post is 100% genuine, not an arg or whatever or part of the lore. i think valve or tf2 devs put a serverblight easter egg into the game and it's. honestly really irritating given i have psychosis and this shit is perfect for triggering reality problems.

i wanted to explore coldfront so i pulled a good old 'map cp_coldfront' in the console, it loads up and i wanted to look at movement animations for heavy, so i type 'sv_cheats 1' and then "thirdperson" so i can look at the glorious man himself. it runs fine for about a minute, before i get a message in the chat.

"SERVERBLIGHT has joined the game" before the game crashes to desktop. i immediately go talk to my partners. they both believe me but i'm a little paranoid about it.

i stream it the second time. i load up coldfront on stream, sv cheats, thirdperson. me and my partner giggle about my heavy loadout before the game crashes. i don't notice the join message that time, so i don't know if it actually happened or if my game just crashed.

i load it up again, i DON'T do sv cheats that time, i go through the map twice doing the objective to see if that triggers it. nothing happens.

my fourth time i do just sv cheats, no third person. it does in fact happen again. "SERVERBLIGHT has joined the game" before crashing to desktop. so it seems the catalyst is 'sv_cheats 1' on a singleplayer server.

the recording is my 5th or 6th time doing it, i wanted to show people i wasn't insane. i was paranoid but still thinking rationally enough to know this was likely a thing valve did to fuck with people and to pay tribute to the story of serverblight. maybe an april fools thing they forgot to remove. either way, i think other people should know about it, especially the mentally ill among us that play the game.

my partner was not able to replicate it taking all the same steps i did, i only have 3 maps from the workshop installed (tr_aim, tr_walkway and tra_sol_rocketjump) and all were last updated in december last year. i think this is new because i was messing around on a halloween map about a week ago, same process of sv cheats on singleplayer, and nothing happened.

the serverblight isn't real and it cannot harm you or take over your computer. this is a dumb thing i think people should be aware of.

(the video is buggy about it because the server has to start and run from my pc, apologies for that)

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they're going to execute mario.

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I thought if i draw them, maybe i'll get into speeding bullet, and the whole time i listened to put your head on my shoulder, and i Get the appeal now. What the hell😭

Not complaining though. I didnt know drawing them was all it took to convince me to like it??

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losing my MIND

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what the fuck gay little sheep

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spy is banned from all snail-sitting duties forever until further notice

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Continuation of yesterday's post

Full version, as always, on bsky

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if your butch positivity post has like four or five references to transmasculinity but no space or consideration for transfemininity, it’s time to admit that you are a terf.

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blu team designs <3 (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ

some notes:

soldier doesn't like eye contact (he's without his helmet for demonstration purposes)

demo's beanie, on the other hand, is optional

scout looks more like his mom (american genes are strong !!)

spy, of course, is spanish-filipino

anyhoo .... finally put down designs for the lads thanks to @ecto-hazard 's prompting !! they aren't too dissimilar to their red counterparts; the only ones who look wildly different from their originals are the support row + engie !!

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hey girl peeing hard or hardly peeing

peeing hard sister were cracking that porcelain