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adam says the same!

sam says don't rank cuomo!

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sam says don't rank cuomo!

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my gymbro <3 <3

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we do not talk about pirate sam nearly enough. anyway, he can plunder MY booty anytime he wants

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some of my fav jltg caption moments

*nsfw warning*

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"too bad daddy nebula is such a good sponsor!" sam denby strikes again in the travel advice layover ep

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Man, I really need a season where everything goes well for Sam. Just imagine world's unluckiest man suddenly becoming god's favourite little guy for 48h straight and then never again, he'd be so befuddled

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i think we should all watch the wendover nebula video bc sam looks so delicious in it 😋

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LMAO nevermind my boy ate!

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nebula kinda cooked with these

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while we're comparing sam to lorde, i'd like to point out that sam and lorde both have the same water bottle

not sure if this is the target audience for this reference but sam kind of smiles like lorde:-)

lorde vid for example

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oh ok

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baby sam

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lmaoo...happy sam death day!

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renaissance painting

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Sadam's not good very bad day (colourised)

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obsessed with sam's inability to sit still or normally