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“Without a gun, I look like a teacher’s assistant.”

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the best team around

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𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

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♱ you are everything—dazzling, intelligent, a chemist, confident, and aware of your worth. he is spencer reid.

.ᐟ the parts are not strictly connected—it can be read out of order .ᐟ

𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 | 𝟔.𝟓𝐤

after losing a bet, spencer ends up on a blind date

𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 | 𝟐𝐤

while examining the evidence, spencer puts all his professionalism aside because you look like a goddess

𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 | 𝟒𝐤

spencer is asking you for a favor again—this time, he wants you to go undercover with him at a casino. as his girlfriend.

𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 | 𝟐𝐤

it was finally time for spencer to repay the first of the two debts he owed you and help with the work in the laboratory

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢'𝐦 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞 | 𝟑.𝟓𝐤

you take spencer on a fake date where he gets confronted by your ex

—IN PROGRESS [REQUESTS CLOSED]—

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D A D D Y

the way i need this man biblically is crazy

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omfg that smut you wrote was sooo hot

got me thinking ab spencer getting turned on by his partner being highly skilled????? he's such a fucking nerd

YUPPPPPP

that mf gets hard at the sight of you being competent in ANY scenario

he hears you on the phone explaining something complex to a coworker and he's squirming on the sofa next to you until you're done and then pounces on you

comes to your work to drop something off for you and catches a glimpse of you doing something tactile and complicated and waits next to you until he can mumble in your ear please please please lets go to the bathroom for just a second

GOD FORBID you're consulted by the bau as an expert in your field and he has to see you in the round table room being volleyed questions by the team and answering them all without hesitation?? he has to adjust the strap of his leather satchel until its covering his crotch but everyone can see him blush

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im ovulating and saw one too many spencer reid edits I'm going crazy

spencer reid absolutely gets off on being the smartest one in the room when you fuck I'M SAYING IT

Like obviously he's going to end up with someone who's highly intelligent, I can't see a scenario in which his partner wouldn't be incredibly smart, and that makes it even better for him.

He admires you all the time for your confidence and skills in your field, like full heart eyes whenever he gets to see you in your element, and of course that fucking asshole brings it up when you're in bed 🙂‍↕️

"What happened? Come on, I know you're so smart, speak up for me, angel."

He's nipping at your inner thighs, reveling in the sight of you squirming because he's so close to where you need him most and you feel like you can barely speak.

Is so encouraging and sweet but there's always a tinge of condescension UGHHHH

"Come on sweetheart, you can do it. You want it so bad, huh? Gotta tell me what you want, okay?"

Once you finally choke out a plea, he nods happily, moving up to your core with a smug grin.

"Did so good, honey, thank you for telling me. My smart girl, telling me what she wants."

He's sososo cocky before he gets his hands (or mouth) on you because two seconds in he's too pussydrunk too function WHO SAID THAT

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me when i saw spencer reid info dump for the first time

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down the neck - spencer reid x sharpshooter!reader

"Stop breathing down my neck." You huff, glancing through the scope at the unsub.

"Well, I have to lay low too, no?" Spencer frowns.

"It doesn't matter." You squint, humming. "Hit the button and ask Hotch if I can shoot. Be fast."

"Hotch, we have a clear shot."

"I have a clear shot."

"Snippy—"

"Fire."

You click your tongue, pulling the trigger once to hit the unsub's hand and a second to snipe the gun out of range as Morgan flies into the place. You watch through the scope as Spencer looks through the binoculars, and you only start to sit up when you see Morgan pull the unsub out. Then, you actually sit up and start packing up.

"Stop breathing down my neck." You huff.

"You weren't complaining when I—"

You hold a finger to your lips, pointing at your earpiece as Spencer blinks, laughing when you hear a cough in your ears from Hotch.

"Sorry."

"Need I remind you both of—"

"Nope." You puff out your cheeks, slinging the gun around to your back as Spencer raises a brow. "Actually, I think Reid needs a quick reminder. He'd love to go through another HR meeting about how we shouldn't be fraternizing with—"

"We're good, Hotch." Spencer cuts you off, rolling his eyes at you. "We'll see you back at the station."

"You're driving." You mumble, turning off your mic. "Two dollars and I'll drive. Four dollars and I'll make a stop at McDonalds."

"And for five?"

"I'll sneak in a kiss plus everything else."

"I think that can be arranged." He hums, pulling out a five as you press your lips to his, tongue swiping over your bottom lips as he chases when you pull away. You stick your tongue out teasingly as you take the five, craning your neck so that his lips would hit your neck instead. "Hey."

"I'll drop a ten if you—"

"Reid."

You laugh as Spencer jolts straight, pinching the bridge of his nose at the sound of Hotch.

"Turn off your mic next time."

"Roger that, sir."

You're too busy laughing the rest of the way back to be able to drive. (but spencer has no complaints when you hand him back the five with a chaste kiss to his lips).

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"I like later seasons Reid where he's more serious and-" NO early seasons Reid is so fine

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thinking about tightening his tie for him then pulling him in for a kiss in the morning before leaving for work 😇

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SPEAKING MY TRUTH !!

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plot twist guys this blog is also now for brooklyn nine-nine stuff

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Spencer Reid the type of man to bend down to tie your shoelaces and when he stands back up he gives your knee a light kiss

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pre–amphibian, margaret atwood

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it’s time for some wholesome thoughts to cleanse your feed lol.

thinking about napping with spencer. he’s had a long few days and is extremely exhausted so you crawl into bed with him. and he just immediately wraps his arms around you, clinging to you like a koala, resting his head on top of yours. and eventually, you both just fall asleep, not caring to set an alarm or anything.

i want to nap with him so bAD

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Let’s talk about David Rossi and Spencer Reid because to me, Rossi is the real father figure and his love for Reid is so gorgeous to watch.

When Rossi first joined the BAU again after retirement, it is clear that he didn’t know what to make of Reid because he was so different to anyone he encountered during his own time in the FBI. But he came to love him so beautifully and genuinely care for him, so here are a few moments that stick out for me.

First we have Rossi openly admitting that he loves Reid and Garcia when he says ‘listen, you know I love you both.’ after running into them at the Sci-Fi convention. You also have him being the one to take Reid to his favourite bar and comfort him after Maeve’s death. He kisses the side of Reid’s head on his birthday and pinches Reid’s cheeks adoringly stating ‘who wouldn’t miss that bella faccia?’ And then we have when Reid answers the phone in season 12 and Rossi instantly lights up with ‘there’s my favourite genius!’ All these clear and open signs of affection that he was willing to open up and give to Reid.

When the local law enforcement at Reid’s arrest asks why Rossi won’t consider the idea that Reid is guilty with all of the evidence stacked against him, Rossi responds with ‘you wouldn’t either if you knew Spencer Reid.’ It is him who takes it upon himself to reinstate Reid into the FBI, it is him who comforts Reid after Gideon’s death, it is him who is there for Reid after his mum gets diagnosed with Alzheimer’s and it is him who stays with Reid in Vegas and trusts all of his gut instincts about his father, even going as far as to go to therapy with Reid to make sure he is safe.

Another small detail that is important to me, is that he, along with JJ, was one of the only members of the team who consistently called Reid either Spencer or Spence before season 12 (when everyone else started doing it).

Considering Rossi hated the idea of working so closely with a team at all, the fact that he did all of the above for one of his team members, a team member who he didn’t originally click with, just goes to show how much he truly loves and cares for Reid.